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Bow Wow’s groupie guide to having sex with a self-absorbed voyeur

by | 5th, June 2015

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Dear Bow Wow, I have casual sex with the female fans. But how can I have my cake and eat it?

Bow Wow considers the question on his Instagram.

Yo i see yall boys still young rich and DUMB. Now james is my boy but let me say this now. This is how i USE to do it its called “leaving no evidence” if you was chilling w me my security takes phones and you signing papers. The rule is when she leaves she gets her phone back.

Dumb James is pro basketball player James Harden, seen with a fan in the above photo.

Bow Wow never talks to a groupie without first tucking a pen into his knickers.

 

Secondly if u forgot to take phone make sure she sleep then find her phone (usually by side of bed) i would take it put it under the bed so i KNOW im good and could sleep peacefully.

How many phones does Bow Wow think women carry?

Yall be too comfy w/ brauds yall dont know!

But you’re fine so long as you go to take their phone before going to sleep with a stranger.

 

I give credit to the ladies because most of us are just that rich and STUPID so yall know how to get us. I been caught up too before not knowing being a rookie but next time.. Leave no evidence.

See: Clinton, Bill.

Sometimes i would sleep somewhere else leave them all by themselves but id be watching them from my security cam.

Bow Wow sounds like a riot.

 

Fellas be smart we know the p***** is the most powerful thing but dont let it hypnotize you. Ladies when yall do stuff like this, it ruins it for you because we NEVER calling you again. Why mess it up over a proof pic that you twapping a rich dude. Was it worth it? YOOOOOO JAMES WAAAKE UP BRO! zzzzzz…. #feartheblonde ps. This game aint for everybody! I took being a ladies man serious. You got to go all out PROTECT your brand your image.

Sometimes a condom in a wetsuit just isn’t enough.

Meanwhile…back in the 1970s.

Spotter: Gawker



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