Bud And Breakfast: Colorado opens holiday park for stoners who like to be organised
Stoners can now hang out together in a cannabis-themed holiday park in Colorado. It sounds as awful as any place where enthusiasts meet.
CannaCamp is a 170-acre slice of heaven, where recreational marijuana and our Colorado mountain resort combine to create an unprecedented opportunity for cannabis users to experience the outdoors in a safe, comfortable, and social environment. Our all-inclusive rates include luxurious accommodations in one of our nine well-appointed cabins, decadent dining throughout the day, beautiful surroundings in the heart of nature, and an incredible wealth of free activities that highlight adventure, wellness, and cannabis.
Cannabis activities – and there’s a contradiction in terms – include:
Cooking with Cannabis; Cannabis Education Classes – “Take your cannabis education to the next level!”; Cannabis Yoga; Canvas & Cannabis (painting whilst stoned); Cannabis-Infused Massage Therapy (massage whilst stoned); Cannabis Pairing Dinners – “Pairing cannabis with food is a new culinary trend” (hahahahaha – pass the Monster Munch and Skittles); Glass Blowing Demonstrations (like watching daytime TV but in REL LIFE!); Bonfires (watching a bonfire is an activity?); and 4:20 Community Hour (getting stoned).
Cost: $395 a night for a four-berth cabin. Yeah, dude, think of all the weed that could buy you.