The Ashes: Australia collapse like a Sydney backpacker at a real ale festival
They failed wonderfully.
When the Telegraph’s man in the know opined “This time Australia present an appearance of invulnerability”, he was over-egging the pud.
Australia collapsed like a Sydney backpacker at a real ale festival.
Aussie skipper Micahel “get ready for a broken fucking arm” Clarke was out-fought and out-thought.