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Police arrest women who said Jesus would pay for her seafood buffet

by | 16th, July 2015

It's what Jesus would have ordered“Jesus will pay.” So said  51-year-old April Lee Yates as she was asked to pay for a seafood buffet at Bennetts Calabash on Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Jesus is famously a champion of budget seafood dining, turning two small fish into 5000 portions. Jesus was ever the shrewd Yiddisher boy working on margins.

But would he get the $26 bill?

No. Police were called.

Yates was arrested.

The bread accompaniment was complementary.



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