Dogs owners in Italy forced to carry bottles for dog wee
Cats, who wee in your coffee when you’re not looking (fact!), once more escape the laws. And dogs get it in the hind quarters.
Local mayor Paolo Dosi says the rules will mean dog-owners will be forced to to take a bottle of water with them whenever they walk their pets.
For male dogs, this seems doable, although tricky and a little too involving. For female dogs, a small frying pan should suffice.
But reading on we learn that Dosi does not want dog owners to harvest the pee in bottles, rather wash down any urine with water. This will ensure a more even distribution of urine and that all of Piacenza stinks of hot piss and not just the raised areas.