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Katie Hopkins’ death appears in the TV schedules

by | 1st, August 2015

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Katie Hopkins is having an operation on her brain. The Sun’s vile-to-deadline columnist gives the newspaper an “exclusive” in much the same way a baby gives their parent an exclusive look at their filled nappy. But let’s not knock Katie because this is serious.

I’m having a brain op… I could die

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Hopkins reveals she’s ‘full of fear’ over epilepsy surgery

In case you missed the drama of this, Dan Wootton (not a brain surgeon) thunders:

KATIE Hopkins has revealed she is having open brain surgery this year — and may die.

Or may not die. It’s tempting to add in a Big Brother -style voiceover ‘You decide!’ but this is serious:

Choking with emotion, 40-year-old Katie told The Sun in an exclusive interview: “I have decided I’m having the surgery this year.

“They take some of your head off and then wake you up and talk to you and get you to move your arm and leg as they remove part of your brain.

“The part they need to take out for me is in deep…

“There’s a 40 per cent chance I could get rid of it altogether. But there’s a 20 per cent chance I would lose my left arm or leg – I could end up paralysed.

“There’s also a one per cent chance I will die.”

As bookmakers produce a Katie Hopkins pie chart of odds on each eventuality, she adds:

“I’ve got the letter confirming I’m having the operation, but I haven’t been able to open it yet.”

Save it for the TV show, Katie. Because, as the Sun adds by way of a footnote, “IF Katie Hopkins Ruled The World starts this Thursday, 10pm on TLC.”

Are we being invited to watch the world’s reality TV death? Is Katie’s operation to coincide with the season’s finale?

Thoughts turn to the woman’s

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