Huge feckless woman ‘addicted to Red Bull’ wants gastric band op before she goes blind
Are you addicted to Red Bull, the drink that, as the advert says, ‘Gives You Wings? “Huge Lena Lupari“, 26, “guzzles 28 cans of the energy drink a day”.
Huge Lena says:
“I’m hooked on Red Bull, it’s like a Class A drug. But recently I started getting migraines and then black spots in my vision. My gran had the same symptoms and within two years she was dead. I’m trying to cut down but I’ve tried before and I always relapse. I can’t let it go.”
Did gran scarf loads Red Bull?
The Sun says jobless mum-of-three Huge Lena lives in Newtownabbey, Co Antrim, spends more than £450 of her £1,800 monthly benefits on Red Bull and has a swollen brain induced by necking so much sugar.
She’s a bit of a sad case. But the Sun wants us to feel some kind of emotion other than pity for Huge Lena, so it quotes her thus:
“I’ve done this to myself but I deserve surgery on the NHS.”
She wants a gastric band fitted. And she expects you to pay. You angry now?
On twitter, Lena is ‘Crazymum’:
Drink pmsl x pic.twitter.com/2LdDswQNkP
— lena lupari (@crazymummy88xx) April 20, 2013
But she’s not that crazy – after all, she’s managed to sell her story to the Press. And on Instagram she makes no mention of Red Bull, preferring to extol the virtues of Harp:
A photo posted by Lena Lupari (@bigmommaxx) on