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The great witch hunt: 10 photos of Ted Heath looking like a paedophile

by | 6th, August 2015

Ted Heath is the lastest dead notable to be dug up, beaten with sticks and labelled a paedophile . To help media better explain to today’s evidence-shy audience what a wong ‘un the former Prime Minister was, we’ve compiled a gallery of pictures. To go with the many  nudge-nudge, w*nk-w*nk accounts of unmarried sailor Heath’s crimes that he refuses to contest or challenge (he’s dead ed), here are photos that less hammer the final nail into his coffin as they do unpick them one by one so we can get at him and teach him a lesson he should never forget:


Ted ‘knew sailors’


1971:  British statesman and prime minister Edward Heath aboard his yacht Morning Cloud at Gosport, Hampshire, before the Admiral's Cup race.  (Photo by James Jackson/Express/Getty Images)


Ted loved ‘scouting’ 

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Ted never once goosed the dancers 

British Prime Minister Edward Heath (1916 - 2005, centre) meets English actor and comedian Frankie Howerd (1917 - 1992) at a Variety Club of Great Britain Christmas luncheon at the Dorchester Hotel, London, 7th December 1970.  (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


Ted was an avid amateur proctologist

British Conservative Party politician and amateur musician Edward Heath (1916 - 2005) conducting, circa 1965. (Photo by Erich Auerbach/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


Ted loved to ‘watch the badgers’ in London parks

Conservative Party leader Edward Heath (1916 - 2005, left) and Shadow Chancellor Reginald Maudling (1917 - 1979) take a stroll in St James's Park, 28th March 1966. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


Ted perfected the ‘double-Nazi’ salute

British statesman Edward Heath (1916 - 2005) celebrates the Conservative Party win in the General Election, and his own new position as Prime Minister, 19th June 1970. (Photo by David Cairns/Express/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


Ted preferred ‘riding in the backseat’ (see 1970s school of comedy)

British Prime Minister Edward Heath (1916 - 2005) arrives at the Houses of Parliament after the summer recess, accompanied by his Parliamentary Private Secretary Timothy Kitson, 22nd September 1971. (Photo by Mike Lawn/Fox Photos/Getty Images)


Ted loved fruits

British Prime Minister Edward Heath (1916 - 2005) talks to shop assistant Sheila Kane in a greengrocer's shop on Mill Hill Broadway, London, during an electioneering tour, 19th February 1974. Kane expressed concerns about high prices and extreme cold in the shop due to the three-day working week.  (Photo by Dennis Oulds/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)


Ted was available as a ‘love doll’

Artist Alan Aldridge with a model of Conservative leader Edward Heath used in posters for the Labour Party's 1970 election campaign under the slogan 'Yesterday's Men V Tomorrow's Winning Team', 12th May 1970. (Photo by Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)



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