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Manchester City’s ‘blind and bald’ Raheem Sterling drives tabloid news agenda

by | 11th, August 2015

 

Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 08.04.09Is Manchester City’s Raheem Sterling in trouble? The Sun thinks he is. Its headline and teaser place Sterling at a scene of destruction:

Who hit the gas?

EXCLUSIVE: Raheem’s Merc crashed with nitrous cans in footwell, but who was driving?

Adding:

Sterling’s mashed up Merc found abandoned in London

And, reportedly, there were “laughing gas canisters by the front seat”.

Very soon he learn that the only thing this has to do with the England player who joined Manchester City from Liverpool for £49m, is the car, which is his:

It is believed the Manchester City ace had lent the £125,000 car to a friend, and a worried source warned: “Raheem needs to think about who he hangs around with.”

Why does he? We don’t know what happened to the car. And laughing gas is not a banned substance. And the car was not “abandoned”. It was left by the roadside with damage to the front right wing.

The 155mph Merc was left on a London street after the crash. Its bonnet was crumpled and both airbags had activated, suggesting the impact was at speed.

It also suggests the driver and passenger were wearing seat belts. And according to Safecar.gov:

Frontal air bags are generally designed to deploy in “moderate to severe” frontal or near-frontal crashes, which are defined as crashes that are equivalent to hitting a solid, fixed barrier at 8 to 14 mph or higher. (This would be equivalent to striking a parked car of similar size at about 16 to 28 mph or higher.)

Was the impact at “speed”, as the Sun suggests?

It was taken to Manchester for repair. The car was pictured outside a garage in Middleton, with blue nitrous oxide canisters visible in a front seat footwell.

Anyone asked the mechanic about them?

 

We hear from an unnamed “source”:

“The Merc was in London for days after the smash — it was just left on the street. Raheem wasn’t in the car at the time, he was training in Manchester. It looks like he lent it to a mate.

“Raheem needs to think about whether he’s hanging around with the right kind of people, especially as he is such a high-profile star.”

 

 

The Sun then reminds readers that Sterling has twice been “caught” inhaling what appears to have been laughing gas.

…it has been linked to 17 UK deaths in five years, and doctors warn it can cause problems including blindness.

 

 London’s Focus Clinic

 

No direct link to the deaths has been proven. And as for the gas making you go “bald and BLIND”, that ‘fact’ is rooted in the words not of “doctors’, but of would-be media darling Dr David Allamby, clinical director of London’s Focus Clinic (see Press for details!), who told media:

The links between vitamin B12 deficiency and hippy crack are well established, following a series of research papers. And this B12 deficiency causes damage to the optic nerve, something known as optic neuropathy.

“It could be helped by huge supplement injections of B12, but the vision loss could be irreversible, especially if advanced. And chronic abuse of nitrous oxide gas could not only lead to blindness, but a host of other problems, too, including nerve damage.

“I’d argue that if more and more people in the UK continue to abuse this so-called legal high we could be facing a sight loss epidemic in the months and years to come.”

The risk of going blind exists for a chronic user – defined as being addicted to the drug – and are deficient in vitamin B12.

Looks like elite athlete Raheem Sterling is safe. As for his car, well, he can always toss some of his fortune at making it better.



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