Transfer Balls: Manchester United make inflated Muller bid on Metro’s bullshit.com template
Transfer Balls: Anorak’s search for the most clickbait football news story takes us, as ever, to the Metro, where Will Giles has news for Manchester United fans:
Manchester United made £120million worth of transfer bids to sign Thomas Muller – report
What Giles does it tot up the bids United apparently made for Bayern Munich’s German star Muller – £55m and £65m, according to Bild – and came up with a new story.
It’s a marvellously contrived story that SEOs must admire.
And, accordingly, we can expect more of the same vein. Look out for:
* Chelsea made £76million worth of transfer bids to sign John Stones – report
* Spurs made £62million worth of transfer bids to sign Saido Berahino – report
* *** made *** worth of transfer bids to sign **** **** – report