Blood Moon: The Daily Express says you’re all dead and the bookies won
Yesterday, Jon Austin has news from Daily Express readers worried about migrants, Muslims, statins, gypsies, the EU and straight bananas: everyone is going to die. Today!
Rare ‘Blood Moon’ OVERNIGHT ‘will bring huge earth-destroying earthquakes’
Are you sitting comfortably?
But don’t worry because the bookmakers will all die – you can claim your winnings in the great hereafter: