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Blood Moon: The Daily Express says you’re all dead and the bookies won

by | 28th, September 2015

Yesterday, Jon Austin has news from Daily Express readers worried about migrants, Muslims, statins, gypsies, the EU and straight bananas: everyone is going to die. Today!

Rare ‘Blood Moon’ OVERNIGHT ‘will bring huge earth-destroying earthquakes’

 

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Are you sitting comfortably?

 


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But don’t worry because the bookmakers will all die – you can claim your winnings in the great hereafter:

 

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World ends.



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