Arsenal balls: ‘getting rid’ of players is easy for laptop managers
A charming story in the Daily Mirror catches out eye. The paper invites readers to suggest which Arsenal footballer should be put out of work, or at least on a reduced wage:
Arsenal keep or sell: Which players should the Gunners get rid of in the January transfer window?
Perhaps Arsenal players should poll their staff to see if the journalist who dreamt up that hideous feature should be sacked or transferred to a regional title in, say, Belgium?