Aston Villa: Jack Grealish in hippy horror night out
Aston Villa footballer Jack Grealish went out and enjoyed himself his Aston Villa side lost 4-0 to Everton. This leads the Daily Mail’s sports news.
The facts in David Kent’s report are damning:
The midfielder is then believed to have gone to Manchester nightclub Panacea with friends
Video footage shows Grealish singing into the camera before champagne and sparklers arrive at table
Jack Grealish is over the minimum age for drinking. He might be too old for sparklers, which are also own as ‘Hippy Central Heating’.
Also in the video, it appears ‘hippy crack’ is being taken through balloons by the 20-year-old’s friends
Hippy crack is also known as laughing gas. Actual hippies most likely stick with LSD and ‘shrooms.
To recap: all David Kent knows is that Jack Grealish is in photo.
The story continues:
He then travelled home to Birmingham and hosted a gathering involving two blonde women at the Malmaison in the city centre.
There is no suggestion that Grealish was inhaling from balloons or in any other way and he trained on Monday with the rest of Villa’s squad at Bodymoor Heath.
And that’s it.