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The best 11 churches for scoring cocaine

by | 28th, December 2015

drugs church Cocaine has been found in “iconic churches”. The Sun has the scoop all over its front page.

They’ve tried rock music, free wine and loose change (you take it off the plate, right?), so mitres off to the Church for seducing the unwashed with free Grade-A drugs.

Matt Quinton says cocaine has been found  at 11 of the country’s “top 25 cathedrals”.  How they’re ranked, Quinton doesn’t say, but he’s doubtless taken in such criteria as toilets, warmth, eye candy, parking, and the vicar’s likelihood of ‘squiring’ a worshipper and undergoing

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