I got a Henry Hoover tattoo on my genitals and now I regret it
Lewis Flint from Grimsby, Yorkshire, sports a large, colourful tattoo of Henry the Hoover on his stomach and genitals zone. The hoover’s power lead snakes around his body towards his anus.
Lewis tells Channel 4’s Bodyshockers:
“When I first got it done aged 16 I couldn’t stop getting it out. I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it. But I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked. When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.”
It sucks. And blows.
“Laser is too painful for me to get rid of this tattoo, I am going to have to put up with it. The thought of that going round near my balls is unbearable.”
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