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Anorak | Woman stole groceries because she’d shat her pants

Woman stole groceries because she’d shat her pants

by | 3rd, February 2016

poo in pants crime Anorak used to work at a magazine which ran the competition: “Write a sentence ending with the words ‘in my pants’.”

Had Paula Jay Ernst, 51, entered, she would have said: “I took reusable grocery bags to steal $199 worth of groceries from a Hernando Publix grocery store and walked out without

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