Woman stole groceries because she’d shat her pants
by Anorak | 3rd, February 2016
Anorak used to work at a magazine which ran the competition: “Write a sentence ending with the words ‘in my pants’.”
Had Paula Jay Ernst, 51, entered, she would have said: “I took reusable grocery bags to steal $199 worth of groceries from a Hernando Publix grocery store and walked out without paying because I had defected in my pants.”
Too late to win the Sony Walkman but good enough to earn Ernst a few nights in jail.
File under: next time use the bag for life.
Posted: 3rd, February 2016 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
