Huge rats take over Daily Star
The Daily Star is Number 1 for rat news:
The story goes that “A MONSTER rat as big as a child has sparked fears that Britain will be overrun with giant rodents.”
Although living in a land overrun by children might be more terrifying.
The huge pest was spotted in north London, lying dead next to a popular children’s playground. Weighing more than 25lbs and measuring four-feet tall, it had a tail like an adult’s arm.
It was found by a man named Tony, who says:
“This is the largest rat I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I’d say it was about four foot. I’ve got a cat and a Jack Russell and it was bigger than both of those put together.”
When was the last time you saw your cat and dog, Tony?
Rats have never had it so good.