Daily Mail Scare Story: cake contains sugar!
Siofra Brennan has news for Daily Mail readers: “Revealed: How ‘healthy’ high street breakfasts that contain MORE sugar than a can of cola – and as much fat as a McDonald’s bacon butty.”
What! An entire meal has more sugar than a drink of fizzy pop?
Siofra goes on to make the stunning discovery that a muffin bought from Nero, the coffee shops chain, contains… Well, can you guess what might be in a cake?
Congratulations to those of you who answered: sugar. To the rest of you, the Mail has “REVEALED” that a cake bought in contains sugar.
Ban it. Ban it now!