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Manchester United balls: Mourinho takes the Express to Syria

by | 5th, April 2016

The Daily Express has news for Manchester United fans.

Man United News: Mourinho offer confirmed, £60m Real Madrid move, triple fitness boost

The paper adds:

EXPRESS SPORT brings you the latest from Old Trafford.

To anyone sane this looks lot like news that Jose Mourinho and Manchester United have “confirmed” a relationship. It is, after all, the “news from Old Trafford” . But this is the Express , where nothing is quite as it seems. The story begins:

Jose Mourinho has been offered the Syria job.

No, not to run the country and

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