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A free Kim Kardashain sex tape for every Guardian reader

by | 25th, May 2016

kim kardashian harmanWhen Harriet Harman, the Labour former deputy leader, told us Kim Kardashian’s naked breasts and pouting buttocks possessed “a kind of bravery and pioneering spirit” and that Page 3 Girls with their naked breasts and pouting buttocks were just “fodder”, we realised how right she was. So today we’re offering all Guardian readers a free Kim Kardashian Pioneer Kit. Each kit contains:

  • A leaked sex tape
  • A litre of baby oil (organic)
  • A famous father
  • A famous step-mother who used to be a famous step-father
  • A copy of The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
  • $25m

What they’re saying:

“Kim’s a pioneer, like Amelia Earhart, albeit with a better airplane and killer luggage” – Helen of Anjou

“You go, girl” – Emmeline Pankhurst

“Phwaor!” – Sun reader

 



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