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A free Kim Kardashain sex tape for every Guardian reader

by | 25th, May 2016

kim kardashian harman When Harriet Harman, the Labour former deputy leader, told us Kim Kardashian’s naked breasts and pouting buttocks possessed a kind of bravery and pioneering spirit and that Page 3 Girls with their naked breasts and pouting buttocks were just “fodder”, we realised how right she was. So today we’re offering all Guardian readers a free Kim Kardashian Pioneer Kit. Each kit contains:

  • A leaked sex tape
  • A litre of baby oil (organic)
  • A famous father
  • A famous step-mother who used to be

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