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NJ.Com: “Omer Bhatti says he’s NOT Michael Jackson’s son and his mom was not MJ’s lover”
Jackson did not have one-night stand with a grown woman?
Unfolding like a line out of the song Billie Jean, Omer Bhatti has come forward to say his mom Pia was not Michael Jackson’s lover and he isn’t the lovechild the media has made him out to be.
Instead, Bhatti is now telling the press that he was given a front row seat at Jackson’s funeral earlier this month because he was “Michael’s best friend” and “like a son to him”-not because his mother had an affair with the pop star in 1984.
Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price’s Ex Lover Goes With A Bang
DAY Whatever of the Katie Price and Peter Andre divorce and news that Katie’s old flame Dane Bowers and a sex tape…
The Sun: “MY Night with Jordan: Ex-lover Dane nicked near her mansion”
Her mansion. Is that euphemism?
“Huge bang at 4am as Dane stays with Jordan“
JORDAN’S ex-lover Dane Bowers told cops he had been with HER — after being nicked for suspected drink-driving at 4am yesterday. Cops rushed to Jordan’s mansion after neighbours heard a “huge bang” at 4am — and found Bowers.
Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Star Tells Of ‘Affair’ With Married Katie Price
JORDAN did cheat on Peter with me,” says Big Brother’s Billi.
Heat magazine leads with news of Katie Price and Big Brother star emeritus Billi Bhatti, the male model modelled on Zoolander, who claims that between August 2007 and May 2008 he and Jordan had an “online affair”.
Says Bhatti:
“She was pretty dirty. She sent me a load of images exposing herself, as well as a video.”
Wow! Everyone else has to search online for those. Go on…
Bhatti, we learn, once dated Katie’s younger sister Sophie, “briefly” in December 2007. He says he met Katie in the gadget shop where he worked. Then when he left Big Brother, they met again in London’s Embassy club.
They then emailed each other. They also used MSN and Facebook. Bhatti bought a webcam, maybe using his gadget shop insider knowledge.
Heat says it has seen the messages “in full”. But it probably considers them too dull even for its readers, because Bhatti delivers no evidence of any sexual contact, just a few limp claims:
“She didn’t get fruity that quickly. I’d say it was after Christmas 2007 and early 2008. She’d mess around and flirt. I remember a conversation about Valentine’s Day, and I asked her what she was planning. She was like, ‘Whatever Peteys lined up for me – a threesome, hopefully…”
This and the video – to Heat at least – “prove that Jordan was cheating on her husband months ago”. To Heat it is a “shocking revelation”.
To the rest of us it a story of a failed celebrity talking to a woman who made her fortune getting her Jordans out and dry humping her husband on the telly.
Says Bhatti:
“Jordan and I, at this point, were having an online affair which lasted about nine months.”
Ending when Jordan gave birth to a Nokia 210e.
“I saw her on webcam once, but it didn’t really work. She told me to get one because I didn’t have one and she was like, ‘You don’t see me until I see you.’”
Which, if true, would account for the massive surge in webcam sales ever since Katie started exposing her selection of Jordans.
“So I got one, but she never stayed on it for very long. She would tell me to expose myself. I just thought , ‘It’s OK, she won’t do anything with that.”
Self-deprecation thy name is Bhatti. He goes on:
“She watched me doing that to myself. She was watching me via webcam. She never did anything on webcam for me.”
Having told heat readers that he is a w*****, the magazine delivers the clincher:
“At one point the online conversation the pair were so desperate to send each other saucy snaps that when Billi confessed the batteries were low on his digital camera Jordan suggested taking them from the remote control.”
And pressing fast forward…
Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PSSST! Wanna know who’s in the final three of Big Brother?
The Star claims to know. Beneath a picture of Chanelle wearing some string over her primary sexual characteristics, the paper announces: “BIG BROTHER FINAL THREE REVEALED.”
And they are… Brian, Amanda and Samantha.
Congratulations to the Star on looking at the Betfair markets and picking the three favourites. Is there a school for this kind of investigative journalism?
The paper says they are “dead certs” to be the winning trio.
It also says that the show’s producers are “desperate” for Brian to be the show’s first black winner.
To date, Big Bother has had a gay winner (Brian Dowling), a transsexual winner (Nadia Almada), a special needs winner (Bez on the celebrity show), a disabled winner (Pete Bennett) and two blondes (Chantelle Houghton and Kate Lawler).
An insider says: “In light of everything that has happened with the Celebrity Big Brother race row in January it would be great if we could crown our first black winner.”
Or what about voting for Ziggy (out to 64-1) and Carole (in to 99-1) and getting a Jewish winner? Or voting for Gerry (119-1) and getting the show’s first ever gay Greek winner.
Or voting for Jonty (179-1) and thus enabling the authorities to keep an eye on his movements as he marks his celebrity in Spanking Night at The Embassy nightclub and meets the cast of Hollyoaks in the City in the flesh?
Surely if Big Brother was so concerned about getting a black winner it would have put more than one black male in the house, and never inflicted the Charley horror show upon us?
And then there is the fact that Jade Goody, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O’Meara bullied Shilpa Shetty, who is Asian. Big Brother had two Asian housemate this season – Billi ‘Zoolander’ Bhatti and Nicky Maxwell.
To think that any of these housemates in any way represent a social group is terrifying. Does anyone look at Howard Brown from the Halifax bank ads singing “Extra” to the tune of “Sex Bomb”, and see a blow struck for equality and understanding? Is Gerry, as he once opined, the “raprosinteev of all greek gai man”?
Nothing of it. All Big Brother contestants are the same, at least they are when they leave the house to a chorus of boos, catcalls and offers to pose in lads mags…
Posted: 15th, August 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Betting Odds And Free Bet
CHARLEY Uchea is now 31-1 to win Big Brother. Two weeks ago when Billi Bhatti was her designated rowing companion, Charley was 90-1. (Use your free Anorak bet.)
What changed between then and now is that Big Brother contrived to make Charley indestructible.
It created FAKE week in which Charley was set up for the fall. She fell. She was caught by Big Brother’s producers understandably concerned that six weeks of housemates getting on would not make good telly. Charley was carried shoulder high back into the house by a simpering Davina McCall.
Of course, most of the crowd that said anything screamed “GET CHARLEY OUT!” But Charley saw only the small handkerchief-sized banner that said “Charley can’t help it” and told her housemates “Oh my GOD! They LOVE me!”
The girl is maddening, hateful, spiteful and deluded. She is also capable of being entertaining, which the rest of the housemates are not.
Without Charley, the show hinges on:
How shiny Carole can get the dining table
How blonde is too blonde for Samanda and the corollary ‘Can you ever go too blonde?’
What does it say on Ziggy’s chest (a poll of the Anorak’s typing pool suggests: “Teeth by Tip-Ex”; a disclaimer: “I need fame and am only using you as a means to an end”; and “If you can read this you are too close.”
So Charley is back inside. And now she knows everything. Thanks to Big Brother, Charley knows what she looks like when she rows. This came as a shock to Charley who one had supposed practiced rowing in front of a mirror.
She knows what her housemates think of her, again no little shock to us who have seen her argue with one and all, Gerry chuck a glass of water over her and the fact she was nominated and evicted.
And she now knows what she has to do to win: row.
Last week was FAKE week and this week will be CHARLEY week again. Or, should she turn the rowing up a notch, ASBO Week, MURDER week or NEW CONTESTANT week…
Posted: 14th, July 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Billi Bhatti Gets The Cold Shoulder
BIG Brother’s housemate Billi ‘Zoolander’ Bhatti is at large in London’s West End.
The Star looks on as he tried to get into Chinawhite, the club frequented by Division One footballers and their would-be lovers.
But he is refused entry. And things go from bad to worse when Danielle Lloyd pops up to offer him her shoulder to cry on.
This is what Big Brother housemates have to look forward to on the outside.
If they knew, would they ever come out? And has the ever been refusal, a housemate who has declined to leave?
Posted: 6th, July 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Billi Bhatti Evicted From Big Brother
YOU won! Easy money, eh? The fringe has gone. Billi is no more.
It had been getting on so well with Charley’s pet hair. They would yap and yap and yap about all sorts of things. Rumours are they mated and produced a new beard for Jonathan/Carole/Ziggy/Liam - take your pick.
Don’t miss out next time. Open the account for free money…
Posted: 29th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Bet On Big Brother’s Billi Bhatti To Go And Win £10
BACK slaps all round at Anorak Towers as we told you that Billi Bhatti would be up for eviction and Charley would not be.
It’s “Billi No Mates” the Sun says seven housemates nominate Zoolander for the push.
Chief reason given was that Billi has shifty eyes. This might explain why he wears sunglasses indoors. He’s not a complete berk after all, just crushingly self-aware and not wishing to cause offence.
But it was not enough. And now he’s up for the chop. Billi is at 1.07 on the Betfair markets. That’s 1-14 on. That means if you put £1 on Billi to go you win (a roll on the drums) 7 pence.
The minimum stake on Betfair is £2, which means you stand to win 14 pence.
Even tax free this is unlikely to alter your lifestyle unless you are Seány and can use it to buy a new yellow tracksuit.
But it is a very good bet. Open a Betfair account deposit your tenner and bet on the red-hot favourite, Billi. To date both Shabnam and Seány have been well ahead of the field at eviction time. Both went.
Billi will go. He’s about as popular as a wasabi enema. Up against the likeable Tracey and hard-to-dislike Carole, he’s a shoo-in.
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Posted: 27th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Billi Bhatti’s Five Times A Night
BILLI Bhatti, who models under the name Zoolander, is great at pulling. Says his pal Daniel Munder in the Star: “He knows he looks good, takes over an hour to get ready and has women coming out of his ears.”
And the girls?
“He’d usually get approached by about five girls a night… There were so many girls we started naming them after the bars we met in.”
Very soon, we expect Chanelle to be rebranded as ‘House’ or ‘Duvet’.
Ziggy (11-1 to win with Anorak’s free £10 bet) is about to finish with Chanelle, who remains one of the favourites at 9-1 to win. She’s the most-backed female.
We predict that for about two minutes Chanelle will be devastated. But she pull herself up by the gusset and hit Billi (27-1) with a pillow or splash him with some water.
And all will be right again…
Posted: 22nd, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother’s Billi Bhatti Boy Targets Another Chanelle
BIG Brother reject Vanessa Layton-McIntosh is recalling her time with the show’s current housemate, hair-straigtener model Billi Bhatti.
Yesterday, Anorak brought you news from the Big Brother Petri Dish. Readers learnt that Billi discovered Vanessa on MySpace.
He didn’t know who she was. From over a 100million MySpace blogs, Billi chose a former Big Brother housemate to chat up online.
Captivated by her beauty and charms, Billi failed to read all about her “BB gossip forum” and her magazine columns.
Ignorant of her fame, Billi wooed her. And Billi - 32-1 to win the show with our free bet - won.
“He’s a demon in the sack,” says Vanessa. “The sex was absolutely amazing – he’s a great kisser and really good in bed.”
Good in bed and a demon in bed. We should explore further, dive into the complex relationship between good an evil.
But Vanessa is showing the world her primary female characteristics in the Sport and has more to say.
“It wasn’t what you’d call a serious relationship - we were more like friends who f**ked,” says she.
That was then. Now Billi is on the telly and he’s got his eye on someone else. “Chanelle is definitely his type,” says Vanessa. “She is the prettiest in the house and exactly the sort of girl he finds attractive.”
For the record, Vanessa is orangey-black of skin and tangerine of hair. Her breasts are hanging out of a blue dress. Chanelle is white with blonde-ish hair. Her backside is being restrained by a strip of black dental floss. Either Vanessa doesn’t know what she’s talking about or really does think she and Chanelle are of the same mould.
Of course, both women have been on Big Brother. Maybe all women on the show end up looking the same? In which case Carole (29-1) should start to unravel her underwear and Charley (94-1) hire out her pet hair.
And what of Billi? What are the mad odds on Billi finding not one but two women who have been on the show? It’s nothing less than kismet.
Posted: 18th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother (Free Bet) Odds: Charley Uchea To Go
CHARLEY has to go next. Nicky Maxwell is telling Billi Bhattia and Brian Belo how the South London starts fights “for no reason [other than that] she is bored”. Nicky is “sick” of her behaviour in the house.
Billi suggests Charley might be doing it to give the viewers “something good to watch”.
Says Nicky: “In this environment, it’s not fair for 14 other people just to put up and shut up.”
So, if given the chance to nominate (and most of the housemates have not had a go yet) Nicky will vote for Charley. So will Laura, who Charley called the “most two-faced person in the house”. Chanelle will vote for her. And Charley will be up for eviction.
And the audience at home loathe her. So she will go.
Get in early before the vote and take Charley to be the next out at 2-1.
Posted: 17th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Billi Bhatti Shags A Housemate
MORE coupling in the Big Brother Petri Dish as the News of The World says Billi Bhatti “wooed” former BB contestant Vanessa Layton-McIntosh.
Billi a model, it says here, is said to have discovered Vanessa on MySpace.
And – get this – Billi did not know who she was. Yes, Really. Imagine that. Billi ends up on Big Brother and out of 100million MySpace blogs he chooses a former Big Brother housemate to chat up online. Kismet.
A friend explains: “He just really liked the look of her, but didn’t realise she had been on telly. She’s just Billi’s type—all smoky eyes and sexy curves. They swapped a few flirtatious emails and then decided to meet up for a drink. Then things really took off.”
Billi ended up on Big Brother. And Vanessa got another go another go at celebrity. Not that Billi looks like he’ll hang around for long - he’s second favourite for eviction at a generous 33-1. (Back him with your free £10 bet.)
Wouldn’t it be spooky if Billi and Vanessa had the same agent…
Posted: 17th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
“BIG BROTHER ORGY BEGINS,” say the Star’s front-page headline.
The paper omits to say what this orgy consists of, and having watched Big Brother 8 since it began, Anorak suggests it’s an orgy of moaning, whining and bitching.
Of course there are four news housemates. Shabnam, who left with her backside exposed (Sun: “Shabnam gets bum’s rush”) has left and been replaced by Brian Belo, Liam McGough, Jonathan Durden, Billi Bhatti and .
Of course, what with them being lads, the orgy may be one of released gas, fighting and singing bawdy songs about ten German bombers and girls from Faliraki.
Or they could talk about rehab with Jonathan. As the Sun reports, “BIG Brother millionaire Jonathan Durden is nursing a secret heartache — the death of his wife.”
Who says you can’t fined entertainment in anything? And readers learn that madcap John’s wife of 18 years, Laura Naska Durden, was found dead in 2003 “after suffering from anorexia”.
He grew depressed. He checked into The Priory.
But he got better. And better. As a pal tells us: “He’s one of those mad, creative types who always live life on the edge. He became quite a hit with the ladies — he was very, very successful. His s******g exploits are legendary.”
We lean that he used “mind techniques” to bed women.
So we might get an altogether more risqué kind of orgy after all. Now if John can just locate Samanda’s mind…
Posted: 16th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Now we know what happened to one-hit wonder Babylon Zoo. Billi, yes, that is with an ‘i’, is a long-haired pouting model who goes under the name of Massimo when working. He likes Page Three girls, apparently.
Name: Billi
Age: 25
Home: Middlesex
Job: Model
Starsign: Scorpio
Big Brother Career: Big Brother shagger.
Future: Lead part in Zoolander II
Billi is a successful model with a passion for WWF wrestling. His worst fear includes waking up with a shaved head. He says that “gorgeous girls, money and attention” make him happy. He is confident, admits to being vain and says looking out for himself is number one. He enjoys going to the gym and plays football regularly.
Status: Single
First Words: “Hello, I’m Billi”
Life philosophy: Believes that no matter what path he chooses to take he will be happy.
Likes: Moussaka, wrestling, Essex girls and American sitcoms.
Dislikes: Women who challenge him.
Why BB?: Is competitive and he wants to play against everyone.
Posted: 15th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (158) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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