Shayne Lamas Is DIU Shame Lame Ass Role Model
DID US reality TV fodder Shayne Lamas set herself up to get arrested on purpose to promote her new telly show Leave It To Lamas?
Lamas – aka Shame Lame-Ass – was arrested for DUI 1 on Saturday. Says she to the E! network which – get this - broadcasts her show:
“Early Saturday morning after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home.”
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Death Threats From ‘Team Andre’ And Alex Reid’s Ladyboy Sex
KATIE Price, Peter Andre Watch: Death threats to Katie Price, tattoos, Alex Reid’s Thai Lady prostitute Kay Kae tells of three-time-a-night sex…
The News of the World (front page): “Maniac’s threats to Jordan”
Star on Sunday (fr0nt page): “Mafia threats to Jordan”
Can a manic be in the mafia? The Star tells us:
KATIE Price has been given a Halloween fright night after being issued with Mafia-style death threats.
Did a man on a scooter tell her: “Yous is-a dead-a, Miss-a tutti-frutti, iceee-crema”?
Last night a source close to Jordan, 31, admitted: “The threats have been really nasty. But it’s the threat to kill her horses that made the most impact. It’s like something out of The Godfather.
Posted: 1st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Arrest West Ham Firm For Pretending To Be Hooligans
Police appeal for information leading to the arrest of six notorious West Ham actors.
THE media loves football violence, just loves it. Scotland Yard loves it as well. Without the threat of football violence, policemen would never get to exercise their equal opportunities credentials by being rude and threatening to red and blues, red and whites, yellows and some other non-blacks. It also gives the police the chance to test out new baton techniques and gases, and walk on the hallowed turf.
So much do the police love football violence that they have issued 66 pictures of West Ham fans caught in acts of organised violence back in August as the Hammers played Millwall.
You may recognise six of the hooligans as being actors in the TV film The Firm. This is method acting at the edges of legality.
Posted: 31st, October 2009 | In: Sports Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Cheryl Cole’s Sauna, Dannii Minogue’s Playboy Photos And Stacey Solomon’s Police Escort
X FACTOR Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the X Factor in the news: Cheryl Cole’s mirrored sauna, Dannii Minogue’s Playboy gift, Stacey Solomon’s police escort, Dizzee Rascal and bring back Top of the Pops…
More magazine: “Cheryl Cole : My ‘nemesis’ will get me”
“Looking into her crystal ball of pop she says: ‘My job is make-believe and at the end of the make-believe I’ll always have family. So if I’m blessed, touch wood, I’d love a big family.’”
Cheryl Cole is just over 5ft tall; her husband Ashley Cole is “small”.
Daily Express: “CHERYL’S SECRET POOL PLAN IS SUNK”
CHERYL COLE has lost a battle to build a hidden swimming pool to protect her from Peeping Toms. The X Factor judge wanted an underground gym and pool at her £3.5million home to save her being ogled by photographers and fans.
It’s curtains for Cheryl’s dreams of privacy.
Cheryl and her husband, Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, are now expected to build the gym and pool – complete with sauna, spa, steam room and bar – above ground in the 12 acres around their home.
Posted: 29th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sir Ian Blair’s Policing Controversy: Making Money With Jean Charles de Menezes
SIR Ian Blair, former Metropolitan Police commissioner, was ever a man keen on celebrity. It was he, after all, who gave London the Celebrity Police Force, the photogenic division for whom no celebrity misdemeanour is too small to attend.
Now Sir Ian has written a book. It’s called Policing Controversy. He got an estimated £150000 to write it in triplicate. Expect to read lots about meetings, meetings about meetings and how while at Christ Church, Oxford, he gained a Second Class Honours Degree in English Language and Literature. He knows his fiction.
Ian Blair’s biography appears on the Metropolitan Police’s website - “Working For A Safer London”.
There is no mention made in it of Jean Charles de Menezes, the Brazilian shot in the head by the Met Police on Sir Ian’s watch, an incident Sir Ian deeply regrets. But, thankfully, Sir Ian now seeks to gives us fuller record of his achievements and tell us that from his position amid the tea cups and biscuits, the cops who killed Menezes deserve a medal:
If, as they thought, the officers were dealing with a suicide bomber, they would have deserved the George Medal. Instead, tragically for the de Menezes family and for them, they live with the killing of an innocent man.
Posted: 19th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: On The Shayne Ward Protest March And Leona Lewis Is Attacked
X Factor news: On the protest march with Shane Ward’s barmy army; and Leona Lewis is attacked…
SHAYNE Ward. Anyone? Yes, you the man with the Marcel curl and packet of Monster Munch? No, sir, it’s not a voting district in Melbourne. Anyone..? Madam! Yes… Nice try. But Shayne has, to the best of our knowledge never squired a potbelly pig on a Thai beach.
Shall we tell you? OK. A Shane Ward is… Well, they can tell you. The Manchester Evening News knows:
FANS of X Factor winner Shayne Ward have taken to the streets of Manchester to protest at delays in releasing his new album.
What do we want? To spend our money on manufactured reality TV musicians and corporate record companies! When do we want it? Before we hit puberty!
The singer, from Clayton, shot to fame after winning the X Factor three years ago, but has not released any new material for almost two years.
Because he’s so popular that if he releases an album there is the risk that unless everyone can buy one there will be riots and looting?
Fan Julie Nelson-Littleproud said that she felt forced to act after Shayne’s record label repeatedly delayed the release of his third album.
Julie Nelson-Littleproud is a product of nominative determinism. She is:
Superfan Julie Nelson-Littleproud, who is the woman behind the protest… “[Shayne is] just a normal person, really down-to-earth and so easy to talk to, not at all struck by stardom. He appreciates his fans and he always does the best for them.”
That was earlier in the month. Now Julie is at large once more:
“We, the fans, want a new album, we want a new tour and we want Shayne to be given the chance to shine like the star we know he truly is.”
Shayne is said to be recording an album in a studio – an album that will be released early next year in time for the January sales.
Meanwhile, another X Factor winner, Leona Lewis, has reportedly been slapped during a book signing at Waterstone’s’ Piccadilly shop in London.
When a celebrity is involved the Celebrity Police Force is swift to act, grabbing a camera, a big felt tip and a pot of Touché Eclat.
Says an officer for Scotland Yard, showing his good side to camera:
“The female did not require hospital treatment – we are at the scene.”
Drama, indeed. Shayne Ward may well be best to remain wherever he is…
Spotter: Bat E Bird in the forums
Posted: 14th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price And Peter Andre Fans In Street Riot
KATIE Price and Peter Andre: Today Katie goes beserk with an umbrella - there is “blood” - fans square up in Fleet. Britney Spears returns and Pete talks Pete…
Daily Star (front page): “JORDAN GOES MENTAL – Fight night for Kate and Pete as it gets bloody”
Has Katie been using Alex Reid for his cage fighting know-how? Is Peter Andre injured? Is the blood orange?
STRESSED-OUT Kate Price did a Britney yesterday as she went “completely mental” with a brolly. The glamour girl finally cracked as she lashed out at photographers with a bright red umbrella.
Kate, 31, flipped as she accused the paparazzi of all being “perverts” as they took photos of her while she was out shopping. She then screamed: “Why don’t you all just get a real job and f*** off?”
Proper photographers with proper studios in which they can take proper pictures of Katie Price’s boobs and crotch must despair at their amateur cousins. You show ‘em Katie. Says one paparazzo:
“She was crazed. She is normally so in control that it was really weird to see her doing something like that… She lives her life by selling out to the media, so how can she suddenly turn like this?”
We can’t say for sure. But – look! – Katie’s in the papers and the paps have their pictures. Lucky those chaps were there to witness the mayhem.
But what about that front-page blood? Well, there is isn’t any – unless you count the claret-hued umbrella. Goof, then, that the Metro newssheet keeps things sober:
Katie Price goes on Britney Spears-style umbrella rampage
Get Hampshire: “Andre and Jordan both scheduled for Fleet visit?”
Is Fleet big enough for Katie and Pete?
TWO celebrities currently going through a high-profile divorce could be in the same town Friday night. Organisers of different events say Peter Andre and estranged wife Katie Price have been invited to attend events just a few hundreds yards from each other in Fleet.
Will Team Peter and Team Katie in their colours (Peter: tangerine; Katie: mandarin) fans run amuck, smashing up the make-up concessions and hurling bottles of signature scents in the precinct? We turn to Hampshire’s Celebrity Police Force, expert in the causes and results of celebrity:
“Rumours have been circulating that the former couple are due to appear at different venues in the town, causing concern from residents of large numbers of fans and potential public order issues. Peter Andre is booked to make a personal appearance at Jaxx nightclub.
However, information suggesting that Katie Price is appearing at nearby Bamboo Bar is false. Officers have spoken to Ms Price’s management team which has confirmed that she will be attending a book signing and promotional event in Birmingham.”
So the story should be: “Andre and Jordan not both scheduled to visit Fleet.” Disaster averted. Hart Safer Neighbourhoods Inspector Geoff Scrutton says:
“Antisocial behaviour as a result of the night time economy was identified by residents as a priority for the area and we have worked extremely hard to tackle these concerns. Anyone who comes to the town centre to cause trouble will be dealt with robustly.”
To your umbrellas!
The Sun: “Cage-fighter: Jordan’s going to ditch me”
In a ditch? Because she, reportedly, made up a story about his being a transvestite called Roxanne (video footage of fighting trannies here)?
Now Alex, 34, claims the transvestite rumours are part of an elaborate plan by Jordan - real name Katie Price - to ditch him while retaining public sympathy. He revealed his fears in a late-night phone call to an ex-lover, whispering to her from a toilet at Jordan’s mansion in Surrey.
Alex told Danielle Sims: “Katie’s stitching me up. She told the papers I’m a cross-dresser to make me look like a freak. I’m sure she did it so that when she dumps me people won’t blame her.”
Can this be the same Danielle Simms who made Reid sound normal when she told us:
“Alex got off on rough sex. He liked to put his hands around my throat in a stranglehold and say, ‘Who’s the master? Who’s the daddy?’ All the time, he had his hands round my throat in a grip. Sometimes I’d have to cough or shake my head furiously before he’d release me but it never got to the point where I’d actually pass out.”
The Sun: “Katie pays Price of reality”
ITV2’s What Katie Did Next, which followed the glamour model after her split, pulled in 1.5million viewers. But Peter Andre’s one-off show Going It Alone got 1.7million.
Less trounced that the victim of 100,000 swing voters and interference in the Basildon area.
Heat: “Peter Andre sends a warning to Katie Price…”
Not another song? Katieeeeeee… Doncha beeeeeee haysteeeeee… Doncha way-a-steeeeeee… Ur fayyyyyysteeeee…. Nesssssssss…. Says heat:
“You have to be careful what you do. Actions can make or break you.” He agreed that he partly has Katie to thank for the fact he’s so well-known today, but denies that his reality show is in direct competition to hers. “It shouldn’t be a competition,” he told us. “No one knew my show would do so well.”
Hey, 1.7million viewers can’t be wrong – they can’t all be locked up in a secure institution with a telly on stand they can’t turn off. They can’t all be tabloid journalist looking for a story. Can they?
Posted: 8th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Vanessa George: All The News And Opinions
ALL the news on Vanessa George, the nursery paedophile who along with Angela Allen, and Colin Blanchard distributed and made indecent pictures of children.
News of The World: In “Our Mum The Monster”, the News of The World introduces Vanessa George’s family.
Andrew George is pictured with daughters Grace and Pearl. Says Andrew:
“I call her monster now. And the kids don’t want anything to do with her.”
Now I see her as cold, calculating scum - and I don’t want her to ever see our kids again.”
Although she can see them - in the tabloids.
A typical day:
“She was brilliant with kids. She got that nursery place through Ofsted reports. She was even doing work courses on how to spot child sex abuse earlier this year…
“I remember her watching news programmes, and if a paedophile came on screen she would stand up and shout ‘f****ing b*****d, cut his f*****ing balls off’.
“I call her the monster now. She’s evil. Pure evil. And the kids don’t want anything to do with her.”
Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Doherty In Court, Pictures
PETER Doherty. Calling Pete Doherty. Pete’s tour of British courtrooms continues today as the Babyshambles singer appears at Gloucester Crown Court today for a plea hearing.
Doherty arrives with a female companion and signs autographs for members of the public and the Celebrity Police Force, for whom he acts as patron and the celeb of last resort if an arrest needs to be made.
Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Strictly Come Dancing Judge Vows To Punch Alesha Dixon
IN “MY War With Alesha” – Craig Revels-Horny (the erect chocolate coated orange) tells of his Strictly Come Dancing arms race.
The Mirror’s headline promises much, looking to pile more misery on Alesha Dixon, this year’s John Sergeant. But reading on we get:
Furious Craig Revel Horwood has threatened to wallop fellow Strictly judges Alesha Dixon and Bruno Tonioli if they do not shut up and let him speak.
Posted: 26th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Curtis Moore Had A Knife
MEET Curtis Moore, the “knife lout” go “terrorised” a town.
The Sun’s Lucy Connolly is on the X Factor web beat, trawling social network sites for signs of X Factor wannabes. Lucy ends up on Bebo, the bin end of the web savvy youth beat. And therein lurk Curtis Moore.
Secret details of the 16-year-old’s thuggish past came to light as disturbing photos of him emerged on the Bebo social networking website. One shows Curtis - a strong contender in the TV talent show - staring menacingly into the camera as he appears to brandish a lock-knife.
Secret details posted on a publicly viewable website? That’s the picture on the left. Its does indeed look like a knife but Curtis looks less menacing than his tool. He looks like a stroppy child looking at a knife. In the second pictures, gleaned from the X Factor show, Curtis seems to be competing with Dannii Minogue and Simon Cowell to see who can blink first, or at all.
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gladiator Haunted By Katie Price’s Rapist
GOOD news for amateur detectives investigating the identity of the “very famous” celebrity who raped Katie Price.
Because no news is good news.
Police investigation into Katie Price rape claim stalls after she refuses to co-operate
No investigation:
Detectives are unlikely to investigate a claim by model Katie Price that she was raped unless she co-operates with them.
No information:
Surrey Police said officers ‘lack substantiated information’ about allegations made by the 31-year-old that she was raped by a mystery celebrity.
No crime:
A spokesman said an ‘incident’ has been recorded but Price must speak to them if they are to formally record a crime and start an inquiry.
Posted: 18th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price’s Alleged Rapist Speaks Out
KATIE Price says she was raped by a “very famous” celebrity and the clues to the rapist’s identity come thicker and faster than Jack Tweed on his way to jail.
Whoooa! Tweed is not the rapist; he’s innocent. That is a fact. Other top celebrities who did not rape Katie Price include Michael Jackson, James Dean, Bobby Charlton, Susan Boyle, the Queen Mother and Nookie Bear.
The Daily Mirror takes up the cry of the nation and screams from its front page: “TELL US WHO RAPED YOU.”
Defiant Jordan yesterday told police they were wasting their time trying to get her to name the star she alleges raped her.
Detectives vowed to probe the sex attack allegations and asked her to tell them who the celebrity was. They said: “If you make an official complaint, we will investigate this crime.”
Posted: 18th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Reveals Rapist’s Identity
KATIE Price says she was raped. And then the other heeled clog drops: Katie says the rapist is a well-known celebrity.
So who is this celebrity?
“A famous celebrity raped me and Peter knows who it was. It was years ago before I was with Pete, and my friends and family knew about it at the time.”
Next week, Katie might tell us the colour of the rapist’s hair. Then she will maybe say where she was raped and give us a clue as to whether it involved lead piping, a rope or a gun. Then we’ll be able to play Strip Cluedo, Celebrity Edition, using our vibrating pieces to race around the board from Anand Jon Alexander, Fatty Arbuckle, Mike Tyson and whoever it was who Ulrika Jonsson said raped her in her book.
Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, OK! Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Manchester Police Can’t Identify CCTV Thief
IN Greater Manchester – the imperial powerhouse of the North – a thief is stealing a CCTV camera.
That’s him with the missing front teeth, climbing a ladder to steal a £1,000 CCTV camera from the Trafford Retail Park.
He’s Britain’s “daftest thief”. What a wally. The police must take about a minute catching him. Well, no. The idiot has confounded minds at the thickish blue line. The raid took place about a year ago, and whether from embarrassment or desperation, the cops have only now released his likeness.
Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Summer Of Death: Rolling Stones’ Brian Jones Was Murdered
IT’S the summer of death and we are made to remember that before Michael Jackson there was Brian Jones - the former Rolling Stones guitarist died 40 years ago.
Now Jones’s death is to be reviewed in light of new evidence. No, not a new Rolling Stones anniversary tribute. Well, not yet. New evidence of a crime.
Jones’ body was found at the bottom of a swimming pool at a house in Cotchford farm, Hartfield, East Sussex in July 1969.
Dead. End of story. Well, no. In showbiz no-one dies any more. The resting star just enters a new phase in their career development. And the Celebrity Police Force, the CFP, do so love meeting a star.
News is that the Sussex CPF have been handed new information on Jones’s death.
Back then, the coroner’s report stated “Death by misadventure“.
Jones’s lover, the Swedish Anna Wohlin (pictured), said she had dived into the pool and pulled him out and given him artificial respiration. But he died.
At the inquest, PC Albert Evans said that he had found at the scene a small bottle of brandy, a vodka bottle, a bottle of whisky and a number of containers containing different types of pills.
In the film ‘Stoned‘, the theory that Jones was murdered is explored. Stoned advances the not unheard but so far unproven view that the hapless ex-Stone was done away with by his disgruntled, one-eyed builder, the late Frank Thorogood…
A dead builder. A dead star. And a mystery.
Posted: 30th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Burglary Video
Lindsay Lohan’s sex tape is stolen in a burglary enacted by people who look familiar to her. As Lohan looks to star in a new reality TV show, Anorak brings you the tape of the crime of the sex tape:
LINDSAY’S attempt to prove that child stars can make it as adults is moving onto Stage Four as Lindsay turns her life into a reality TV show.
Cameras will follow Lohan as she hits the Hollywood comeback trail. The thinking is that if we see enough of Lohan talking about herself someone will be forced to hand her a script.
A source tells Fox News:
“Rudolf is helping Lohan with a potential reality show that will encapsulate her trials and tribulations as she gets back on her feet and actually becomes a working actress again.”
Expect to see lots of pictures of Lindsay having her hair done, Lindsay reading a newspaper, Lindsay walking about, Lindsay driving and Lindsay doing all those things that the press show her doing every day.
What you won’t see is Lindsay having sex, although you might see it if the burglars who broke into her home stole a sex tape.
While police search for the three suspects who burglarized Lindsay Lohan’s home Sunday, the 23-year-old actress says she doesn’t believe it was a random crime.
Los Angeles police officials have released a grainy security video showing one man and two women, all age 18 to 25, entering Lohan’s Hollywood Hills home through a courtyard. The culprits ransacked the home and took items from a wall safe. The “Mean Girls” star says she knows it wasn’t an ordinary burglary.
Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kerry Katona Arrested And Kept To Police Cells
KERRY Katona has been arrested and questioned over an allegation that she assaulted a man in Warrington.
Katona is arrested in Warrington by Cheshire Police, the northern chapter of the Celebrity Police Force, who tells us:
“At approximately 3.50pm on Wednesday August 26, Cheshire Police attended a premises on Hawthorne Business Park in Warrington following a report of an assault.
“A 28-year-old woman from the Wilmslow area has been arrested on suspicion of assault, criminal damage and a public order offence.”
Posted: 26th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kerry Katona’s Extra Nostril Filled With Bacon Fat, Pictures
NEWS now on Kerry Katona, aka Cocaine Kerry, and that “a bit of Kerry’s nose fell out.”
What it fell out of, we can only guess, but the smart money is on a tin of biscuits or a packet of Iceland Boozie Brownies.
In the News of the World, Dan Wootton sniffs out the truth:
COCAINE addict Kerry Katona failed to realise the horrific damage her drug-snorting is inflicting even when part of her nose FELL OUT in the bathroom.
As she held out the stray bit of nostril in her outstretched hand, fallen Atomic Kitten pop idol Kerry confessed: “I’ve got a hole in the nose ‘cos of the coke. This has just come out.”
All the better to fit a straw into, you may suppose. But the TV star’s “stepsister and closest confidante Pat Ferrier was right there and shocked by what she saw and heard”.
And now the confidante tells the Sunday tabloids about what she saw, confidentially:
“We were in America for our dad’s funeral last year when the hole first started to develop. Kerry was in the bathroom for ages. I’d seen her take the tweezers in and I said, ‘What you doing?’
“She said, ‘I’ll be out in a minute.’ Then in her hand she’s got this thing that she dragged out of this hole in her nose. It looked like when you get the fat off bacon. I’ve got a strong stomach but that was almost too much.”
If you had to eat any celebrity, Kerry Katona would surely feature pretty high on the list, a kebab-reared mix of bacon fat and alcohol. If the breast implants could come stuffed with a sage and onion mix, all to the good for self-basting Kerry:
“Kerry’s life is out of control now. She IS a drug addict. Her nose IS caving in - I’ve seen it with my own eyes. She needs to get help or she’ll DIE…
Shockingly, Kerry agreed with me. She just turned around and said, ‘I’m going to tell you something Pat. My mum will outlive me. I’ll die young.’ “
And thus Kerry Katona becomes the victim of, well, something. As she tells the Sunday Mirror:
“No one forced me to do it, I’m a grown-up woman and I did it because I was very unhappy at the time and thought it might make me feel better about myself. I have been crying and been at my wit’s end since it happened…
“They [Drugs] don’t make you look cool, they make you look an idiot, and all your insecurities and self-hate - the main reasons I took them in the first place - are only made worse.”
But let’s put the Katona nose in perspective. How big is the hole, and can it be passed off as Kerry’s tribute to Michael Jackson?
The telltale hole in Kerry’s nose is not yet as bad as the cocaine damage infamously suffered by ex-EastEnders star Danniella Westbrook, whose septum - the dividing wall between the nostrils - was almost completely eroded. But stepsister Pat revealed: “The hole has got bigger and has penetrated through to the other side. Kerry can put the end of her glasses into it.”
Disgusting, but useful – and cheaper than a piece of string. It might even be the talent that keeps Kerry at the apogee of the British showbiz movement.
“She’s shown it to people. And it makes this funny whistling sound when she breathes through her nose.”
Life keeps getting better for Kerry. If she can hold a tune then the future is rosy. Onwards and upwards for Our Kerry, then?
“Kerry sees herself having a tragic early death like movie star Marilyn Monroe… Marilyn was one of the most famous women in the world and Kerry’s hardly in her league.”
Fair does. If Kerry dies young she will die young like…can we agree on Minnie The Talc, the woman who used to sit on the bench in the recreation ground shouting at the pigeons and eating frozen pizzas? Or James Dean?
In The People, Kerry Katona’s mum agrees that her daughter is going to die. And then wonders about that hidden camera:
“Only a few people would have had access to her bathroom to put it in there. She thinks she knows who did it and she is raging. She said to Mark, ‘You should have protected me, you shouldn’t have let this happen to me, I’m ruined’.
But this story is as much about Kerry Katona as it is about the video of her snorting cocaine/ anthrax/ bi-polar medication/ Tamiflu or whatever the teddy cam caught her doing. So lest any reader think the NOTW is complicit in a shoddy PR stunt or in cahoots with the Celebrity Police Force, Pat tells us:
“But it would be great if, when that day arrives, she HAS been off the drugs and can tell them this video was the turning point in her life. It could almost be a source of pride.”
And we are proud of the NOTW for giving us one of our Top Ten Kerry Katona Watching Moments.
But what next for Kerry, who has now been dropped by Iceland:
“It was great fun, good money and the people I worked with had become like a second family.”
The squirrel, right? Kerry spent so long with that Iceland squirrel there were fears her children would see it as their father. But dad is Brian McFadden, and he wants the two oldest Kerry kids. Only, as the Star reports:
KERRY KATONA has been thrown a lifeline in her bid to keep her children after hearing her ex-husband’s relationship is in trouble. Former Westlife star Brian McFadden is to launch a custody battle for his daughters following allegations Kerry took cocaine in the family home. But, we can reveal, Brian does not want the girls with him in Australia, partly because his romance with ¬Delta Goodrem, 24, is already strained but also because he doesn’t want their lives to be completely overturned.
Hurrah! Kerry aKtoan’s carrer is dead. But her kids are alive and well. Long live them. Long live the new Kerry Katonas….
Posted: 23rd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
New Kari Ann Peniche Sex Tape Emerges: Video
MORE news on that TV doctor Eric Dane non-sex sex tape as Kari Ann Peniche goes on the record.
Kari Ann Penish has issued a statement saying that she wants to be left lone, that her child abandonment issues mean she can no longer take a bath with less then two other people (mum? dad?) and that she thought Dr Dane could cure her.
No, not really.
Before Kari Ann poses for lads mags dressed as a kinky nurse, she wants the world to know that she only found out about the tape when Dane called her. Dane wanted to know if her former roommate on the show “Celebrity Rehab“, a country singer called Mindy McCready, had leaked the video?
Posted: 22nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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