Pictures Prove Demi Moore Has Not Had Cosmetic Surgery
DEMI Moore has not had cosmetic surgery. and we can prove it with our Demi Moore picures. Says Demir Moore in French Marie Clare:
“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done… But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem…
“It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy…
“That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done…
“For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”
NSFW pictures prove Demi good to her word:
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit.
MADONNA is coming to Israel. And there’s nothing Israel can do about it.
The Material Girl went from wanting to be ‘as famous as God’ in the Eighties to wanting to reach God through Kabbalah, and to save both planet Earth and the black babies who wander on it, in the Noughties.
Israel’s Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and opposition leader Tzipi Livni will both meet Madonna. But the fear is that she can not be stopped.
Madonna wants to perform at Tel Aviv’s Park Hayarkon, on Tuesday and Wednesday night.
Before that she’ll meet the politicos. Can they dissuade her?
Even before that Madonna’s in Jerusalem’s Old City, touring an ancient tunnel near the Western Wall. We watched her go in. We waited. Men prayed. Later she emerged.
Madonna will tour graves of Talmudic sages in Safed and attend a Kabbalah Centre ritual with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. The Jerusalem Post says another “Kabbalah-related celebrity friend”, Justin Timberlake, is on his way to the scene.
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ten Most Amazing Susan Boyle Songs
SUSAN Boyle is all things to all journalists. Press F9 on your keyboard and see a story on Susan Boyle appear. Or failing that see Anorak’s all-purpose Susan Boyle article: The Ten Most Amazing Susan Boyle Songs:
That all purpose Susan Boyle article in full:
You’d have to be living under a rock/ on the moon/ in North Korea/ watching cat racing on Sky Sports 3 not to have heard of singing sensation Susan Boyle.
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaheen Jafargholi Wins Britain’s Got Talent
SUSAN Boyle is old Britain’s Got Talent news; old and frumpy Britain’s Got Equal Opportunities news. The new news is Shaheen Jafargholi. He’s got pliability, likeability and the potential to lend his name to a range of hair gels – Put the Shaheen in your hair – (Max, call me), sell dreams to the pre-teens and hope to their mums.
Shaheen Jafargholi can do it all. But first things first: before he can become a star, Shaheen needs to be patronised by Hollywood shape-shifter Demi Moore.
Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Demi Moore Drops Susan Boyle To Twitter Shaheen Jafargholi
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s looks at Britain’s Got Talent agonist Susan Boyle in the news, with Demi Moore and the City of Detroit…
Demi Moore dazzled by Britain’s Got Talent’s Shaheen
Having gone bonkers for the Boyle, Demi Moore has a new idol to stalk:
Young Britain’s Got Talent star Shaheen Jafargholi has wowed Hollywood star Demi Moore. Moore, who is married to Ashton Kutcher, revealed on her Twitter site that she thought the 12-year-old from Swansea was “awesome”.
Twitter is dead. What about Susan? Oh, my love, my darling…
Anorak Fact: DEMI Moore has been watching Susan Boyle – a woman who is exactly what Moore would look like without surgery!
The actress became a fan of Susan Boyle after watching her surprise performance last week, but this week she was just as blown away by the young Swansea star.
Not long after the show, Demi posted a Youtube clip to the performance on her site and said: “Wow, this kid is something else.”
Posted: 19th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Demi Moore Twitters Susan Boyle
DEMI Moore has been watching Susan Boyle – a woman who is exactly what Moore would look like without surgery. What are the odds?
Demi Moore is also a name given to nominative determinism, like Sue Boyle.
Ashton Kutcher, Moore’s husband, is also watching Susan Boyle.
Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
DEMI Moore is oprmoting her new film Flawless.
In conversation with the star told US talk show host David Letterman Demi reveals:
“I feel like I’ve always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing.
“I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy.
“These aren’t just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we’re talking high level blood suckers.”
These leeches are the Swiss bankers of the animal kingdom. And are we all that shocked to learn that Austrian leeches can be trained?
Right now a squadron of German bluebottles are making ready to fly in formation. On the command “Swat” they will pull on harnesses and tow a Boeing 747 at an altitude of 5,000 feet from Barsinghausen to Antwerp.
Unless, the French midge’s get them first…
Posted: 25th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘DID you go? No, not you. Why would anyone invite you? No, were talking to you that small mound of assorted bits and pieces that used to be attached to the rest of Demi Moore. Did you go?
And if you did, what was the WEDDING DISASTER that so marred the new Demi and young Ashtons Kutchers big day?
But nothing doing. Either the old Demi wont talk, or, since the original has yet to have a mouth transplant, it cant.
Which means we have to scurry through this issue of the National Enquirer to discover just what it is The Real Story behind this sensation.
The closer we get to the news, the more we begin to worry. What was this disaster? Did the uptight state of California suddenly decree that Demi, 42, and Ashton, 27, were too far apart in age to legally wed?
Did Ashton let things slip and inadvertently refer to Demi as mom? Were there not enough crab sticks to go around at the reception?
No, the disaster is that Demi and Ashton married without telling his twin brother. Oh, and thats because, according to Ashtons sister-in-law Melissa Kutcher, Demi hates her new husbands kinfolk.
Speaking from his home the day after his brothers wedding, Michael Kutcher tells the Enquirer: Im in Cedar Rapids right now. So what does that tell you?
Well, it pretty much tells us that Michael is in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the day after his brothers wedding. And that he has a telephone, possibly the only one in that backwater.
Other than that, Michaels not telling us all that much. Which means its up to his estranged wife Melissa to fill in the considerable gaps in his oratory.
I think Demi hates Ashtons family and what they represent, says she. She goes on to say that Michael is absolutely crushed. He was looking forward to being Ashtons best man at his wedding.
All very interesting, Melissa, but youll have to excuse us because we can spot the guests who are good enough for Demi rocking up for the traditional Kabbalah ceremony at the actresss Beverly Hills home.
Around 70 guests got the nod, including Demis last husband Bruce Willis, the couples three daughters and Lucy Liu.
They looked on in wonder as the happy couple exchange pieces of red sting and promised to make cats cradles in perfect harmony so as long as they both shall live, or whatever does happen at a traditional Kabbalah wedding.
The wedding was then over, leaving the newlyweds free to honeymoon in northern California which though remote, may not be far enough from Iowa…’
Posted: 7th, October 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘WITH no trace of string from a celebratory crabstick or a shard of pineapple chunk stuck amid her brilliant white teeth, the Mail spots a beaming Demi Moore.
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| ‘Will you still love me when I’m old and wrinkly?’ |
And Demis every right to be happy shes has just tied the knot to her young lover, Ashton Kutcher.
But what of the do? The Mail looks around, and among the guests at the wedding, staged at the home the couple share in Beverly Hills, were the first Mr Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, the couples three daughters and 100 gests.
But thats all we get to know. There is just time for the Mail to conduct a quick head count and to warn the happy throng of the impending arrival of Kate Moss before its off to Bideford for Savannah Millers nuptials.
This Miller is none other than older sister to Sienna Miller. And there was the actress enjoying the day, in bare-feet.
The groom, pictured in flower-power headband, was a certain Nic Skinner, snootily described in the Mail as a trendy carpenter.
But who was the man who rowed across a nearby lake and, naked from the waist down, ran among the well-wishers playing a flute?
The Mail doesnt even speculate, but perhaps it was Jude Law, who was otherwise notable by his absence from the scene.
But we cant be sure. Not until we see that flute…’
Posted: 26th, September 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘ASHTON Kutcher. Who he?
| Ashton and a friend |
Why, hes an actor, of course. He once went to school with lots of kids. Hes got brown hair…with a fringe.
Hes white. Looks quite tall in pictures. Has a suit with a pinstripe. Two lips on his face. Below his nose. Above his chin. Oh, that chin…
Oh, crap! Its just no good. Its impossible to talk about Kutcher without mentioning his ladyfriend, the actress Demi Moore.
But is this right, let alone fair? Do you feel your high-profile relationships have upped your profile in any ways? asks OK!.
Kutcher: I really dont think that its the different women that Ive dated that have put me in the spotlight.
Course not. But you must admit that dating Demi has made you more of a household name? Surprisingly, Kutcher dignified that ludicrous question with an answer. You know what, says he, Im really happy right now.
You tell em, Kutch. Dont pull the punches. As if you needed a world-famous actress like Demi to give you a leg up and over the wall separating the steaming cesspit of semi-talented actors/mod-els/singers etc. from fames rich pastures. Pah!
As if anyone could have held you back. What with that chin…’
Posted: 10th, June 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘NEWSPAPERS love figures. Not necessarily the curvy figures of crackin college twins Rebecca and Sarah Addison who adorn the front page of the Star, but figures as in numbers.
| Demi and her Action Man |
Curvy numbers like eight, but also pencil thin numbers like one. Top heavy ones like nine and bottom heavy ones like six. And not just numbers, but percentages.
That is why PR companies spend so much of their time doing surveys on how many times a week we have sex or whether weve cheated on our partner or how often we tell lies to get off work.
[The answer to the above, to save any telemarketer the cost of a phone call, is none, chance would be a fine thing and, er, could you call back when my boss isnt standing over me.]
PR agencies know that the easiest way to get their client a little bit of exposure in the papers is to sponsor just such a survey.
For instance, over the past few days we have learned courtesy of Lloyds TSB and Working Families - that 20% of us have a boss from hell; courtesy of Axa, that the average British child has £3,3000 of gadgets and clothing in their bedroom; and, courtesy of Thats Life! Magazine, that most women are liars.
Someone once described a statistician as the sort of person who tries to estimate your phone number, but some statistics paint a picture far more interesting than the bare numbers would suggest.
However, the opposite is also true and this morning the Mail provides us with a classic example on its front page.
OFFICIAL: One in four brides now marries a younger man, it says with a picture of a smiling Joan Collins and husband Percy Gibson.
Now, we will forgive you if you have not choked on your cornflakes in shock at this distinctly underwhelming piece of news.
But the Mail is so excited by the news that it has commissioned Fay Weldon, herself married to a man 18 years her junior, to write a piece on it.
Headline writers will, I know, be unable to resist the word toyboy, she says, but to describe these young men as such is, I believe, an insult to their pride, intelligence and character.
And so we turn to the Mails story, illustrated by pictures of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher and Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, and look at the headline.
The Toyboy Husbands, it says, suggesting that the study which shows that the number of women marrying toyboy husbands has doubled in the past 40 years is a reversal of traditional marriage roles.
Hardly. Its just taken women a lot longer to figure out what men have known for years if the good die young, best get in early.’
Posted: 12th, December 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘WHILE women dash out to have Ulrika implants sewn inside their stomachs (just as they had Jennifer Lopez buttock replacement therapy to make them look like a Renault Megane in trousers), they should consider Demi Moore.
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| Demi plans to turn her old knees into novelty ashtrays |
After the Mails chatter about Ulrika, the paper turns its attention to the Hollywood actress and most particularly her knees.
Nora Batty once told Compo that her tights were not sagging, just her legs - and the Mail zooms in on Demis pins and sees a certain amount of skin ride.
The verdict is that having spent a fortune on cosmetic surgery to make her body as taught as a snare drum, Demi foolishly forgot to see to her knees.
The paper uses words like sagging, floppy and drooping to describe the offending articles, which, like Cliff Richards neck, give away the owners true age.
The remedy is not all that simple indeed, it will require immediate and perhaps even painful surgery, especially for the knee donor, a small Albanian boy called Wayne.
Well, he says he always dreamed of going to America…’
Posted: 24th, October 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
‘LET this be a warning to all you Anorak readers who are thinking that a bit of plastic surgery could be the answer to your troubles.
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Dreadful mistakes can happen - you might get Barry Manilow’s cast-off nose sewn above Leslie Ash’s trout-pout lips, Jimmy Hill’s chin and Prince Charles’ ears or, worse still, an early prototype of Demi Moore.
As if to illustrate this very point, the National Enquirer this week reveals that the very same thing can happen even to the best put-together magazine.
And with shocking results.
‘Britney & Brad Begs Jen To Sex It Up’ is the (albeit ungrammatical) headline across the top of Pages 20 and 21.
Now, we know that Britney is trying very hard to put her virginal past behind her by snogging women old enough to be her mother, but this raises a few questions.
What, for instance, is she doing with Brad? Why are the two of them asking Jen to sex it up? And what, pray, do they want sexed up?
A short Hutton inquiry later, we can report that - alas! - no scandal exists.
The dodgy dossier in this case is the Enquirer itself, which has mistakenly elided two stories - one about Britney Spears’ closeness to a hunky (but married) choreographer, the other about Brad Pitt wanting his wife to take more trouble about her appearance.
It’s a trick we can use on the rest of the magazine, providing such intriguing headlines as ‘Elle McPherson Hits Jack Nicholson’, ‘Lisa Marie Battles Broadway Babs’ and ‘Secret Bare Past Of Kirk Douglas’.
Not to mention ‘Paris Hilton & Tara Reid Get Wild & Wasted’…’
Posted: 13th, October 2003 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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