TO the Cosmopolitan Women of the Year Awards at the Banqueting House in London, with the X Factor stars, Alesha Dixon and bits of Girls Aloud.
Sarah Brown was there to lend her support to the magazines whose website features such worthy women’s issues as:
Get more mind-blowing BJ tips here!
Find out how to have earth shattering orgasms
Rock his world with these blow job tips
Posted: 11th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Embraces Cheryl Bradley’s 20 Stone Ass
CHERYL Bradley has a backside that weighs 20 stone. And – yes – it is in proportion to the rest of her. Cheryl weighs 38 stone.
In Closer, Cheryl shows us her 10ft “elephant bum”. Cheryl’s backside earns her 80,000 a year, keeping the rest of her in buns. Says she:
“I was mocked because of my size, but now I’m having the last laugh – all thanks to my beautiful elephant ass.”
Elephants might well complain of prejudice. Where is their money? Where is their feature in Closer magazine? If you want to see huge elephantine arse, find an elephant and ask it to give you a twirl.
Cheryl has five children – Dimmy, Brent, Monika, Aaron and Portia.
Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Swine Flu, With Marilyn Manson
ASHEN-faced popstar Marilyn Manson has celebrity swine flu. As he says on his blog:
“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU.”
“I know everyone will suggest that f**king a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M.”
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Robbie Williams Has Celebrity Swine Flu
CELEBRITY Swine Flu – Robbie Williams catches the Swine Flu…
The Daily Express brings news of Robbie Williams and the flu that everyone whose anyone’s got:
The Angels hitmaker worried fans by posting a blog on his website telling them he may have contracted the potentially deadly virus and was seeking medical advice.
He wrote, “Off to the doctors to confirm if I have pig (flu) or not.”
The doctors. Poor, Robbie Williams. The rest of us need not be left hanging. A simple call to the swine flu hotline – a few questions: You proper poorly? On a scale of 1 to 10 how proper poorly are yer? Do you roll about in your own faeces and snuffle a lot? – and we know that we have the swine flu.
Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Swine Flu With GMTV’s Andrew Castle
CELEBRITY Swine Flu with GMTV tennis presenter Andre Castle.
In “Tamiflu nearly killed my daughter, says Andrew Castle”, the man with the racket tells Daily Express readers, as he told Daily Mail readers the day before:
Posted: 12th, August 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Has Suspected Swine Flu
CELEBRITY Swine Flu: Katie Price has swine flu. Maybe.
We join the action as Katie makes her way to Bournemouth. Her spokeswoman takes up the drama:
“I handed Katie a piece of chewing gum and just after she put it into her mouth, a veneer came out. She was in a lot of discomfort and we found a dentist who would open up especially to treat her.
“He had to give her a lot of anaesthetic and her face swelled. She could not face the general public looking like that.”
Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu Mutates Into Meningitis
WITH the panic over swine flu not as frenzied as hoped, and people still walking about and talking to one another, Anorak hears of 17-year-old Gemma Drury, from Brimington, Chesterfield, who had her meningitis misdiagnosed as swine flu.
Gemma’s father Kevin tells us:
“She fell ill and collapsed. An emergency doctor came and said it was swine flu. But Gemma just got worse and worse with terrible headaches and vomiting.
“She wanted to go into hospital but they wouldn’t take her because they kept saying it was swine flu.”
Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ricky Hatton Has Celebrity Swine Flu
CELEBRITY Swine Flu, with Ricky Hatton. With swine flu rife and threatnign to kill us all it offer the perfect tabloid blend of scare story and celebrity photo opportunity.
Boxer Ricky Hatton is laid up after a swine flu’ scare and, says the Manchester Evening News:
“Hatton was rushed to hospital by his distraught fiancee.
“The 30-year-old boxing champ has been detained in the private Alexandra Hospital in Cheadle where he is on a drip and undergoing medical tests.”
One contributor chipped in with: Ricky can only eat dry toast made by the ‘Ricky Hatton Toaster’, just like Ricky it only does 2 rounds.
Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown’s Pollution Expert Has Swine Flu
IN today’s edition of celebrity swine flu, we learn that Michael Jacobs, Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s climate change adviser, has the on-message illness. Rumours are that he caught it in Mexico last month.
Jacobs has now been banned from the G8 summit because of fears that he might infect world leaders. Gordon Brown imposed the prohibition on Michael Jacobs, his senior adviser on climate change, despite the official’s insistence that he was no longer contagious and his plea that he should be at the gathering.
Posted: 13th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
London Stockbroker Kills Himself
ANJOOL Malde, a stockbroker who “feared he was about to lose his job”, threw himself from the top of the City’s Coq d’Argent restaurant near the Bank of England.
He was 24.
He had been told by his Deutsche Bank employers on Friday to leave work early following ‘an inquiry into an IT matter’.
Posted: 8th, July 2009 | In: Money Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Did Gordon Brown Kill Michael Jackson?
GUIDO Fawkes has long looked at Jonah Brown - Gordon Brown’s incubus who straddles a major sporting event or personality – and shags the life out of it. Today, we receive news via Twitter that Gordon Brown had been praising Michael Jackson just before the King of Pop died…
Coincidence?
More theories as to how and why Michael Jackson died can be read here.
Spotter: A Tangled Web, via, Grumpy Old Twat
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama And Brown’s Gentry Liberalism
Gentry Liberalism
Here is a highly thought-provoking article in Forbes magazine about the phenomenon it refers to as “gentry liberalism” - a term designed to capture the mindset of the sort of person who has voted for New Labour in the UK and Mr Obama’s Democrats in the US. It is, of course, such a shame that the word liberalism has been bent out of shape to mean something rather different, but the underlying logic of the article is hard to contest.
Of course, Mr Obama has a while yet in power, but if I were one of his campaign managers, I’d look at the massacre of left-of-centre parties in Europe with a certain amount of forboding. He’s not invincible, not at all - Samizdata
Yvette Cooper Und Eva Braun
Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MATT Buck looks at the BNP and the elections:
“Only idiots could fail to see the symbolic importance of Britain returning its first fascist members to the European parliament after yesterday’s elections.
Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Alan Sugar Says ‘Labour Offers No Route Out Of Recession’
SURRR Alan Sugar is soon to be Lord Alan Sugar - Lorrralan. Sugar is Brown’s big pointy finger, pointing the way ahead.
Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brown Sugar: Gordon Brown’s Celebrity Drug
GORDON Brown offers “new seriousness” and the death of the vapid celebrity culture in politics.
And to prove it he’s just hired Alan Sugar as his “enterprise czar”…
2008: Gordon Brown’s Non Celebrity Celebrity Year
Bloody Alan Sugar Presents The Apprentice Uncut
David Cameron Employs Tony Blair To Save His British Business
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann: Baby P Linked To Raymond Hewlett
THE Sun continues to press gang Baby P and brings readers news that Baby Peter’s mother has written a letter to person or persons not mentioned:
THE mother of tortured Baby P is a self-pitying whinger who believes her only crime was to fall for the wrong man, letters she has written in jail reveal. In the badly spelled notes she moans about feeling unloved but shows no remorse over her son’s horrific death.
Old Mr Anorak is also upset that the letters are NOT on embossed paper, NOR sealed with a wax seal.
Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Wikipedia Horror Printed On Toilet Paper
TO a Wikipedia toilet cubicle in Japan, where a reader is studying Koji Suzuki’s latest, er, slasher book “Drop,” a story on toilet paper. It’s a follow up to his book “Ring”.
Mr Suzuki is working on a theme.
His latest story is of an evil spirit that inhabits a toilet bowl.
Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama Snubs Britain Again With Crony Ambassador Susman
FORGET the special relationship. It’s over. Having given us European heathen an iPod and some moving pictures (that don’t move) and beads, Obama now gives us Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary Louis Susman.
Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown’s Cheap Plumber Leaks On RBS
GORDON Brown’s expenses, and those of 13 members of his cabinet, are the subject of much news chatter. Did you know that Brown claimed £6,577 in bills for a cleaner, which he shared with his brother, between January and March 2006?
Did you know that he signed off a war in Iraq that cost…? Did you know that he raided your pensions, a move that cost..? Did you know that he raised taxes at a cost to you of..? Did you know that Gordon Brown’s cleaner earns over 18k a year?
Did you know that RBS has posted £857m loses for the first 3 months of this year? We now own, through the Treasury, 70 per cent of the bank.
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann: The Story In Pictures
MADELEINE MCCANN - ever since Madeleine McCann went missing and the single thread story began to be spun by a voracious media, taken up by a mawkish commentariat and vain MPs, enjoyed by armchair detectives and turned into a public spectacle, Anorak has followed the story of the girl who became the media’s Our Maddie.
We now bring you the Madeleine McCann story in pictures:
Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Media Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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