Barack Obama Death: Jesus Wants Him Killed
THE Barack Obama Death Cult - Anorak’s look at the media’s obsession with Obama’s assassination - today Barack Obama is going to be murdered by Jesus.
On Baloon Juice, Doug J spot a right-wing blog praying for Obama’s death (via).
Psalm 109:8 – May his days be few; may another take his office.
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Those Sasha Obama Rape Gags in Full
WITH too few jokes about The One, David Letterman makes a funny-funny-funny joke about raping Sarah Palin’s 14-yer-old daughter, Willow Palin.
Jim Treacher hold on to his sides:
Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Even Bald Joe Biden Pulls The Plugs On Obama
YOU know it’s not going well when Joe Biden laughs at you…
We interrupt this story to bring plug news of the baldness gene…
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How To Catch Swine Flu: A Video Guide
WHAT follows is a detailed account of how to catch swine flu and then pass it on. You will pass it on to everybody.
When you die, the worms will eat you and your flu and then pass on to the birds which will kill eveybody else, including the fish…
Swine Flu & Me
Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu
Panic-demic!
Swine Flu: World Health Organisation Saves World From World Health Organisation
Swine Flu Victim Bullied And Scared To Death
Perverted Jews To Blame For Swine Flu, Says Egypt
Swine Flu: The Man Boobs Pandemic
Swine Flu Kills The New York Air Kiss
In pictures
Swine Flu Picture Gallery
Lemon Drink Kills Swine Flu
Designer Swine Flu Masks And Accessories: Pictures
Afghanistan’s Only Pig Locked In Safe House
Swine Flu Fever Killing British Business
Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields
Swine Flu Pandemic In Pictures
Swine Flu Sourced In The Industrial Feacal Mire
Peta Renames Swine Flu Veal Flu
Swine Flu Outbreak In London
Swine Flu Source Found
Pig Flu Linked To Cancer
Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Iranian Seriel Killer Copied Agatha Christie
TO Northen Iran, where a 32-year-old woman accused of murdering at least six people tells one and all that she was inspired by Agatha Christie.
The woman is said to have targeted middle aged or elderly women at shrines where they were praying.
Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu Found At British Library
SWINE flu has foundf a home at the British Library.
And Anorak’s coverage of the WHO level (insert number from one to 11 here) pandemic is now part of the British Library’s archive.
Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perverted Jews To Blame For Swine Flu, Says Egypt
SWINE Flu. Let’s blame the Jews:
A new fatwa published in Egypt determines that the source of all the existing pigs in the world is Jews, who were cursed by Allah. The new edict was issued by Sheikh Ali Osman from the Egyptian Waqf ministry.
Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu: World Health Organisation Saves World From World Health Organisation
SWINE Flu is going to kill us all. You are fuc… But, what’s this? The World Health Organisation will save us all. Phew!
Thank goodness for the WHO. Had it now been around then the WHO would have had to crank the flu amp up to 6, or 7 or higher!
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Media, Photojournalism Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu Victim Bullied And Scared To Death
MEET Phoebe Wyburd. Phoebe has swine flu. Phoebe is being bullied.
And the Mail thunders:
The girl of 12 who is being bullied for having swine flu
When it was confirmed on Monday morning that she had contracted the virus, she immediately began receiving abusive texts, calls and emails. She has also had threatening insults via the social networking site Facebook.
What was said?
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Afghanistan’s Only Pig Locked In Safe House
IN Afghanistan, the country’s only known pig is in hiding.
“Afghanistan’s only pig quarantined in flu fear”
The pig usually resides in Kabul zoo, amid the goats and the donkeys.
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu
STEP forward, Pixie Geldof, sister to Peaches Geldof, and say why you should be the celebrity face of swine flu:
“Pixie in Pig Flu shocker “(Star) and “Swine Flu Closes Pixie’s School” (Express) set the tone for Pixie’s pitch. And not her’s alone:
PIXIE and Peaches Geldof’s old school has been closed after six pupils were struck down with swine flu.
The children aged 11 and 12 caught the deadly virus from a classmate who visited the US at Easter. Now posh Alleyn’s School in Dulwich, south-east London, has shut its doors for at least seven days.
Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
WHO Is God: The Swine Flu Religion
BELIEF in swine flu pandemic is a bit like believing in God: if you believe in God then in the hereafter you get to live in Heaven; if you don’t all you get is a split second to say “See!” or eternal damnation up to your neck in pig shit.
Do you believe in swine flu? If you do, then stick on a mask, go long on toilet rolls and prepare to spend years living indoors. If you don’t then, you might get ill and you might die alone.
The Head of the World Health Organisation, Margaret Chan, runs the Swine Flu Church, and from her pulpit she says that Swine Flu may be gone, but it may return “with a vengeance” in the months ahead.
So you believe?
Posted: 4th, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SWINE Flu Watch: Top Tips in the Huffington Post and an attack on a Suffolk school
Kim Evans has some top tips for readers of the Huffington Post.
In Swine Flu: Protect Yourself and Loved Ones Kim advises how to ignore the cries for help from neighbours and save yourself:
The swine flu is very unfortunately upon us, and if you’re like many, you’re asking yourself what you can do to protect yourself and your loved ones. Some very standard things apply:
Posted: 4th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu Kills The New York Air Kiss
SWINE Flu Watch: In which swine flu kills the New York air kiss…
The New York Times’ James Barron licks his finger, sticks it up high and takes the city’s temperature:
This is hardly the existential Shakespearean question. But for the outgoing types in a certain niche of society, it does have a lot to do with one’s own identity — and how one acknowledges others.
Barron does not say what “the existential Shakespearean question” is (Is that a blank page I see before me?). But he does tell us:
The question is, to air-kiss or not to air-kiss?
Posted: 3rd, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu: The Man Boobs Pandemic
“SWINE Flu Now Confirmed Across British Isles,” screams Sky News.
And with that the UK turns a vivid orange colour on the big Swine Flu Map. When the map turns red it mean you’re all f***ed. So stay tuned.
Posted: 3rd, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media, Scare Stories Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Swine Flu Fever Killing British Business
SWINE flu is leading to Swine Flu Fever, says the Daily Mail:
Thousands of people are using the swine flu crisis as an excuse to take a sickie, employers claimed last night.
Flu-related absences have soared almost 20 per cent and experts believe the number will rise substantially after the bank holiday weekend - costing employers millions.
Posted: 2nd, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
WHO will be the celebrity face of Swine Flu?
Tulisa Contostavlos “lead singer of chart-topping British band N-Dubz”.
Heidi Klum - who has had to relocate her annual wedding vowel renewal - as Life & Style reports: “Heidi was worried about border closings and her three small children. And of course, she’s pregnant.”
Or Pooh Bear? Picture NSFW:
Posted: 2nd, May 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
British Star Has Suspected Swine Flu
MUCH competition to be the media’s celebrity face of swine flu, with Paris Hilton leaving for Mexico and Lisa Rinna boasting about her pirate copy swine flu - she got it when swine flu was a bespoke brand.
Now the Sun spots a British contender in the prone form of Tulisa Contostavlos “lead singer of chart-topping British band N-Dubz”.
Posted: 2nd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
LISA Rinna says she had Swine Flu in her house before it became populas and, well, mainstream.
Says the US soap actress.
“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house… We had it before it came out… We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine,” Rinna bragged to reporters.
Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PARIS Hilton has been “studying” swine flu.
How can only be best-guessed at, but rumours are that she’s discovered the Charlotte’s Web Code and been asking friends if she’d look better with a turned-up nose.
Of course, swine flu is going to kill us all, just like the Ebola virus did, bird flu did, SARS did…
Asked if she was concerned about the outbreak that has killed dozens in Mexico, Hilton said, “I don’t eat that.”
Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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