Interview With Cross-Dressing Cage Fighters Who Beat Up Swansea Yobs

REMEMBER when Katie’s Price’s Dean Gaffney look-alike  Alex Reid was the only cross-dressing cage fighter whose name you knew? Well, meet Daniel Lerwell and James Lilley, of Swansea, are the stars of the video of two transvestites on a stag do beating up local yobs, Dean Jonathan Gardner and Jason Andrew Fender.

“They picked the wrong guys,” says ‘Lion Heart’ Lerwell, of the Swansea Predators cage fighting team from Mount Pleasant.

“Lights Out” Lilley and “Lion Heart” Lerwell, were on their way for tea with around 10 other cage fighters in a nightclub when they were picked on.

Says Ms Lerwell:

“I saw these boys go up to James and start calling him names, and then he was hit. I was shocked at first, and thought who are these pansies? But I wasn’t really thinking, it was just instinct really.”

Mrs Lilley:

“It’s just a shame that people like that spoil things for everyone. A few of the boys were going out for a night and just thought we would do something different which was why were in drag.”

Cage fighters use ‘drag’ to escape the masculine constraints of working in bikini briefs and knee boots.

See the video here…

Anorak

Posted: 8th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Drag Queens Knock Out Swansea Street Yobs: Video

TO Swansea Magistrates Court, where two men are accused of starting a fight with Spiderman before and getting knocked out by two cross-dressers.

Dean Jonathan Gardner, 19, and Jason Andrew Fender, 22, were in The Kingsway in the early hours of August 30.

Mark Davies, defending the pair, says:

“Unfortunately they were extremely drunk, and you know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with Spiderman and two cross-dressing men.”

The two cross-dressers are believed to have been cage fighters on a night out. (that you Alex Reid?)

One man is wearing black hot pants and a pink wig. The other is wearing a short black dress and stockings and suspenders. Having administered the coup de grace, one drag act leans over the prone yobbos to retrieve his dropped clutch bag.

Both plead guilty to using abusive words and behaviour.

Magistrates award each with a community order each for four months. They are also ordered to be given an electronic tag, and to remain under house curfew between 7pm and 7am.

Alex Reid is innocent. Video:

Image: Outside The Beltway

Anorak

Posted: 7th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Swine Flu, With Marilyn Manson

ASHEN-faced popstar Marilyn Manson has celebrity swine flu. As he says on his blog:

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU.”

“I know everyone will suggest that f**king a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M.”

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Anorak

Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Robbie Williams Has Celebrity Swine Flu

CELEBRITY Swine Flu – Robbie Williams catches the Swine Flu…

The Daily Express brings news of Robbie Williams and the flu that everyone whose anyone’s got:

The Angels hitmaker worried fans by posting a blog on his website telling them he may have contracted the potentially deadly virus and was seeking medical advice.

He wrote, “Off to the doctors to confirm if I have pig (flu) or not.”

The doctors. Poor, Robbie Williams. The rest of us need not be left hanging. A simple call to the swine flu hotline – a few questions: You proper poorly? On a scale of 1 to 10 how proper poorly are yer? Do you roll about in your own faeces and snuffle a lot? – and we know that we have the swine flu.

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Anorak

Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Swine Flu With GMTV’s Andrew Castle

CELEBRITY Swine Flu with GMTV tennis presenter Andre Castle.

In “Tamiflu nearly killed my daughter, says Andrew Castle”, the man with the racket tells Daily Express readers, as he told Daily Mail readers the day before:

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Anorak

Posted: 12th, August 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Katie Price Has Suspected Swine Flu

CELEBRITY Swine Flu: Katie Price has swine flu. Maybe.

We join the action as Katie makes her way to Bournemouth. Her spokeswoman takes up the drama:

“I handed Katie a piece of chewing gum and just after she put it into her mouth, a veneer came out. She was in a lot of discomfort and we found a dentist who would open up especially to treat her.

“He had to give her a lot of anaesthetic and her face swelled. She could not face the general public looking like that.”

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Anorak

Posted: 1st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Olympic Athletes Win Worst TV Advert Ever

WITH the London 2012 Olympics in the news, TV watchers can once more see the Ultralase advert featuring Olympians Jonathan Edwards and Steve Redgrave.

This must be how the BBC presenting auditions go:

Ex-athlete: “Amazing. How do feel.”
Athlete: Pant.
Ex-athlete: “Well done. Amazing.”

It is undoubtedly the worst advert ever. The smile that plays across Redgrave’s face suggests he realises it. Edwards is the picture of stoicism as he is wafted by the flag, demanding the caption, “Who farted?”

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Anorak

Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Sports Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Swine Flu Mutates Into Meningitis

WITH the panic over swine flu not as frenzied as hoped, and people still walking about and talking to one another, Anorak hears of 17-year-old Gemma Drury, from Brimington, Chesterfield, who had her meningitis misdiagnosed as swine flu.

Gemma’s father Kevin tells us:

“She fell ill and collapsed. An emergency doctor came and said it was swine flu. But Gemma just got worse and worse with terrible headaches and vomiting.

“She wanted to go into hospital but they wouldn’t take her because they kept saying it was swine flu.”

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Anorak

Posted: 23rd, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Ricky Hatton Has Celebrity Swine Flu

CELEBRITY Swine Flu, with Ricky Hatton. With swine flu rife and threatnign to kill us all it offer the perfect tabloid blend of scare story and celebrity photo opportunity.

Boxer Ricky Hatton is laid up after a swine flu’ scare and, says the Manchester Evening News:

“Hatton was rushed to hospital by his distraught fiancee.

“The 30-year-old boxing champ has been detained in the private Alexandra Hospital in Cheadle where he is on a drip and undergoing medical tests.”

One contributor chipped in with: Ricky can only eat dry toast made by the ‘Ricky Hatton Toaster’, just like Ricky it only does 2 rounds.

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Anorak

Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Swine Flu With Micah Richards

IN today’s Celebrity Swine Flu bulletin, Sky News reports that England and Manchester City  footballer Micah Richards is on trend.

Says Micah from Cyrus:

“At first I thought it was a really bad chest infection, or maybe alcohol poisoning. I felt so weak I couldn’t move or eat.”

Alcohol poisoning is so 1990s. Sine fever is all:

“When I was told I had swine flu all sorts of things started going through my mind. You see on the news people dying of it.”

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Anorak

Posted: 11th, July 2009 | In: Sports Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Swine Flu With Coleen Nolan

IN today’s edition of celebrity swine flu, a proud Coleen Nolan explains via the Daily Mirror’s front page:

Coleen: My Boy’s Got Swine Flu

In an article entitled “Coleen’s Fear” (surely “Colene’s pride”? – ed), a beaming Coleen tells us:

“It was terrifying and I’ve been desperately worried about him. I can’t help thinking about the terrible ways in which the disease can develop. I’ve spent ages reading about swine flu on the internet and they say people with asthma are particularly susceptible….Teenage boys are apparently also most at risk, so it’s been a terrible worry.”

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Anorak

Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Michael Jackson Stars In New Harry Potter Film

GREAT news that Rupert Grint has recovered from his bout of Celebrity Swine Flu just in time to tread the soggy carpet at the London premiere of Harry Potter And The Half–Blood Prince.

What are the odds?

Says his publicist and medical expert:

“He has now fully recovered and is looking forward to joining his fellow cast mates for the junket and premiere this week, and then will return to filming afterwards.”

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Anorak

Posted: 6th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Harry Potter Star Has Swine Flu

IN today’s edition of Celebrity Bingo – can you link a celebrity to a big news story? – Sky News reports that Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint has swine flu.

The thespian, known to millions of adults as Ron Weasley has, as his publicist terms it: “a mild bout of swine flu.”

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Big Brother Housemate Contracts Swine Flu

IN this edition of Celebrity Swine Flu, Big Brother aid to masturbation Imogen Thomas catches swine flu.

Says Imogen:

“It’s awful, I feel drowsy and need to sleep. Swine flu isn’t exactly a good souvenir to bring back from holiday.”

Yeah, that’s right - Imogen Thomas is alive.

More celebrity swine flu to follow…

Swine Flu & Me

Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Media Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Katie Price Swings On Jonathan Ross

JODHPURS off to Katie Price for securing a warm seat BBC1’s Jonathan Ross show to speak about her split with husband Peter Andre.

Before Katie and Peter split their marriage was on TV’s outer reaches, sandwiched like a slive of processed cheese and soft pickle between ITV’s output of ads for ITV2 and more ads for ITV2.

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Anorak

Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

How To Catch Swine Flu: A Video Guide

WHAT follows is a detailed account of how to catch swine flu and then pass it on. You will pass it on to everybody.

When you die, the worms will eat you and your flu and then pass on to the birds which will kill eveybody else, including the fish…

Swine Flu & Me

Lisa Rinna Had Pirate Copy Swine Flu
Hollywood Child Star In Swine Flu Terror
Jonathan Ross Linked To Pig Flu
Paris Hilton Flies To Mexico
Swine Flu Hits American Idol
Susan Boyle “Beaten Down By Swine Flu”
Obama Came Into Contact With Suspected Pig Flu
Mexican footballer suspended for Swine Flu antics
Peaches Geldof Linked To Swine Flu

Panic-demic!

Swine Flu: World Health Organisation Saves World From World Health Organisation
Swine Flu Victim Bullied And Scared To Death
Perverted Jews To Blame For Swine Flu, Says Egypt
Swine Flu: The Man Boobs Pandemic
Swine Flu Kills The New York Air Kiss

In pictures

Swine Flu Picture Gallery
Lemon Drink Kills Swine Flu
Designer Swine Flu Masks And Accessories: Pictures
Afghanistan’s Only Pig Locked In Safe House

Swine Flu Fever Killing British Business
Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields
Swine Flu Pandemic In Pictures
Swine Flu Sourced In The Industrial Feacal Mire
Peta Renames Swine Flu Veal Flu
Swine Flu Outbreak In London
Swine Flu Source Found
Pig Flu Linked To Cancer

Anorak

Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Iranian Seriel Killer Copied Agatha Christie

TO Northen Iran, where a 32-year-old woman accused of murdering at least six people tells one and all that she was inspired by Agatha Christie.

The woman is said to have targeted middle aged or elderly women at shrines where they were praying.

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Anorak

Posted: 24th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Katie Price Turned Down By Two Men

OVER the newswires, news that Katie Price has been turned down by a Gary Farrow.

Who he? A gay barman at Club Strumpet? A horse?

No. Gary Farrow is a PR man who represents, among others, Jonathan Ross, Sir Elton John and the Osbourne family. He is said to have declined Katie’s offer to represent her.

Says he:

“We’ve spoken but I’m afraid she doesn’t really fit in with my current client base.”

Too high brow?

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Anorak

Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Swine Flu Found At British Library

SWINE flu has foundf a home at the British Library.

And Anorak’s coverage of the WHO level (insert number from one to 11 here) pandemic is now part of the British Library’s archive.

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Anorak

Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0