Ahmadinjad’s Iran Uses Elephants To Make Nuclear Bombs
MAHMOUD Ahdmadinejad’s Iran moves closer to getting the bomb that will kill us all and give the man we call Mori Schneider a Holocaust her can truly believe in.
(Mori, they come for the gay Jews first - run, Mori. Run!)
And you know how he’s getting the bomb? The Times does. It’s elephants.
Iran is killing them in their hundreds…
Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Zionists Get The Bomb And A Decent Suit In Ahmadinejad’s Iran
NEWS that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – nee Mori Schneider – is a Jew adds fires to the Zionist conspiracy as Iran gets the nuclear bomb.
Next week Anorak will bring you proof that Ahmadinejad is Iran’s only gay man, and reveal that his wife is none other than Peter Mandelson, who married Iran’s Jewish leader as part of a deal that secured the release of British servicemen.
Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kirby Dick’s OUTRAGE Aginst Gay Hypocrites
IN a week in which Iran’s only gay Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, aka Maurice Schneider, is found out for over-compensating for his Jewish roots, Anorak spots OUTRAGE, an official selection of the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival, which “investigates the hidden lives of some of the country’s most powerful policymakers - from now-retired Idaho Senator Larry Craig, to former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevy - and examines how these and other politicians have inflicted damage on millions of Americans by opposing gay rights.”
Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Vanessa George: All The News And Opinions
ALL the news on Vanessa George, the nursery paedophile who along with Angela Allen, and Colin Blanchard distributed and made indecent pictures of children.
News of The World: In “Our Mum The Monster”, the News of The World introduces Vanessa George’s family.
Andrew George is pictured with daughters Grace and Pearl. Says Andrew:
“I call her monster now. And the kids don’t want anything to do with her.”
Now I see her as cold, calculating scum - and I don’t want her to ever see our kids again.”
Although she can see them - in the tabloids.
A typical day:
“She was brilliant with kids. She got that nursery place through Ofsted reports. She was even doing work courses on how to spot child sex abuse earlier this year…
“I remember her watching news programmes, and if a paedophile came on screen she would stand up and shout ‘f****ing b*****d, cut his f*****ing balls off’.
“I call her the monster now. She’s evil. Pure evil. And the kids don’t want anything to do with her.”
Posted: 4th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ahmadinejad Is A Zionist Gay Self-Hating Jew
MARK Steyn adds to our story that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a Jew:
“Next thing you know he’ll turn out to be one of those homosexuals he says Iran doesn’t have.”
Jews are everywhere. The control the media, the banks and now Iran. It’s all a huge conspiracy, I tells yer…
Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is A Self-Hating Jew
NO sooner does Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard says that Muslims need to develop a sense of humour and an appreciation of satire than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad let’s it be known that he’s Jewish.
Westergaard – he of those Prophet cartoons – says Muslims are not “free of being mocked or being offended.”
Jews, on the other hand, love being mocked and offended, and giving offence – just so long as it’s funny.
Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Says Iran Has One Maybe Two Radioactive Gays
HATS to Iran for telling the world of a secret uranium-enrichment plant.
As Glenn Reynolds says: “So bomb that one, too. . . ”
Officials told The Associated Press Friday, a development that could heighten fears about Iran’s ability to produce a nuclear weapon and escalate its diplomatic confrontation with the West.
In other news, Mahmoud AhMADinejad says Iran has one may two homosexuals and invites the Israelis to bomb them, too…
Say he:
Although if you look, it looks like more.
Jimmy Carter Haw Haws Ahmadinejad
Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The 10 Craziest Things About Michael Jackson Death Mania
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news -The 10 Craziest Things About Michael Jackson Death Mania. What killed Michael Jackson? What didn’t?
Michael Jackson’s 51st birthday present is not a year’s supply of Demerol nor a subscription to Cub-Scout Weekly but a burial. Thus answering the question - what do you get the man who has everything?
Michael Jackson will spend eternity in the company of Clark Gable, W.C. Fields, Red Skelton and Jean Harlow, as well as replicas of Michelangelo’s greatest works, kitch reporductions of gilded art and statues of naked boys. As in life, so in death. Sit Jackson on a Ferris Wheel with Cheetah’s remains and the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Calif. is home from home.
Meanwhile in the Post Jackson world, Dr Conrad Murray, is all set to be charged with manslaughter.
The Sun announces this on its front page: “Doctor to be charged with killing Jacko - Murray rap within days.”
How many days? The Mirror says within 2 weeks.
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IS Iraq the model for Iran? Christopher Hitchens thinks so:
Did the overthrow of the Saddam Hussein regime, and the subsequent holding of competitive elections in which many rival Iraqi Shiite parties took part, have any germinal influence on the astonishing events in Iran? Certainly when I interviewed Sayeed Khomeini in Qum some years ago, where he spoke openly about “the liberation of Iraq,” he seemed to hope and believe that the example would spread. One swallow does not make a summer. But consider this: Many Iranians go as religious pilgrims to the holy sites of Najaf and Kerbala in southern Iraq. They have seen the way in which national and local elections have been held, more or less fairly and openly…
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Huge Colony Of Ants Takes Over the Planet
THE summer new brings with it stories of killer bugs that spends all day dreaming up new ways to kill Britishers. Today, the BBC brings news of a single “mega-colony of ants” that has “colonised much of the world”.
Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same interrelated colony, and will refuse to fight one another. The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination.
Right now ants are plotting to take over. In parts of Dorset, they already have.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the ants are Jewish ants and this is the way they roll. The Express says they might be gypsy ants, the Guardian that they have as much right to be here as anyone so long as their papers are in order, the Mail says the ants are not as dangerous as the Black Plague they carry on their backs, the Star says Armani finds ants “dead sexy” and the Sun says some of the ants are bigger than Ant, of Ant ‘n’ Dec (he’s the one on the left).
In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for 6,000km (375 miles) along the Mediterranean coast, while another in the US, known as the ‘Californian large’, extends over 900km along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on the west coast of Japan. The enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human society.
How do we know this?
Researchers in Japan and Spain led by Eiriki Sunamura of the University of Tokyo found that Argentine ants living in Europe, Japan and California shared a strikingly similar chemical profile of hydrocarbons on their cuticles.
Scientists have declared war on the ants by shoving shards of bamboo beneath their nails? Is this wise?
However, the irony is that it is us who likely created the ant mega-colony by initially transporting the insects around the world, and by continually introducing ants from the three continents to each other, ensuring the mega-colony continues to mingle.
The only hope is that when Ants Attack – as they will – they remember that it was we humans who got them so much sex…
Posted: 1st, July 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ten Best Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theories
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson was killed by TMZ, Twitter and Iran. he is also not dead. Anorak presents the Ten Best Michael Jackson Death Theories, following the Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories.
1. TMZ triggered his death
Twitter user bloggerheads says: “TMZ story was not true, but the media bandwagon gained so much momentum they had to covertly kill him.”
More on that here.
2. A new identity as an Osama bin Laden impersonator
“Millions in debt and realises that he can’t deliver on a 50-gig comeback tour, so he fakes his death, assumes a new identity (which he’s been trying to achieve for many years) and disappears?”
3. Faked death to boost album sales
A post from ‘Cascade’ on selectsmart opines: “He faked his death because he knew he’d make a hell of a lot more money dead than alive.
“He’s now on the CIA payroll working with Elvis and Hoffa.”
4. Princess Diana needed a new dance partner.
Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Iran Parades Arrested Journalists On TV
IN Iran, the journalists are being rounded up. Reporters Without Borders today “condemned a parade of Iranian demonstrators being shown on a loop on state-run TV confessing to having protested at the behest of foreign media”.
Sound odd to you? Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictured: When Neda Soltan Met Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
ANORAK’S man in a hotrod - Iowahawk - brings the world a shocking iamge of when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad met Neda Soltan at the Iranian motor show.
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories
MICHAEL Jackson’s death has not only knocked Iran from the news but allowed the media to speculate on what killed the King of Pop.
Anorak brings you the Top Five Theories of Michael Jackson’s death:
1. Overdose on Painkillers:
The Sun reports on “an Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine.”
Says a Jackson source:
“Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing.
“His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.
“His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “But found he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital.
“When he arrived they started resuscitation, giving him heart shocks and inserted a breathing tube and other supportive measures to try and save his life.
“He never regained consciousness.The family was told that he had passed.”
2. He’s not Dead – It’s just a publicity stunt to drum up, er, publicity.
Perez Hilton, the unctuous gossip blogger says:
As Gawker notes, “In the last hour Perez Hilton has taken down the photo shown here and amended his original post so he doesn’t look as bad, but here’s the text of what he originally posted”:
We knew something like this would happen!!
Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!
Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!
We are dubious!!
Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!
He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!
Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!
Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!
Look out for the return of Heath Ledger – the world’s leading method actor.
3. Killed By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
For well over a week, Iran was the media’s lead news story. But now Iran is old news, overtaken by the dearth of Michael Jackson.
The top stories on Twitter at the time of writing are:
Michael Jackson
Jacko
Ticket refunds
I am Michael Jackson
Wacko Jacko
Jordy Chandler
Farrah Fawcett
Habitat - Michael Jackson’s favourite high street future store
Farrah Fawcett swimsuit
Obama says “we bore witness to Jackson”
4. Michael Jackson only 45% dead.
Michael Jackson is not dead. According to cosmetic surgeons, only 45% of the original Jackson remained, which means 55% - the greater part – remains alive.
Although being a Michael Jackson impersonator is akin to hitting a moving target, there are now so many people who look like Jackson that the King of Pop swapped places with one of them in a Prince And the Pauper-style story.
5. Madame Tussaud’s is missing a waxwork.
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (20) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How The Media Betrayed Neda Soltani
NEDA Soltani is not dead. As Anorak told you, Neda Agha-Soltan is not Neda Soltani. For one thing Neda Soltan is dead - and Neda Soltani is not. (You can see the pictures here.)
The living Neda Soltani was disturbed to suddenly see her image being used everywhere, online, on television and in the press…
Because of the confusion, the ‘real’ Neda Soltani in the photo can no longer use her Facebook page or display her photo, and has fought an uphill battle trying to get individuals and the media to stop using it.
Here’s a list of people who in celebrating/ jumping on the bandwagon/ mourning the death of Neda Soltan renamed her Neda Soltani. Neda Soltan belongs to the media now, and so do Neda Soltani, Nada Agha Soltani and many others.
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
We are all Neda now…
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Thanks Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
FOLLOWING Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s promise that Britain is the world’s most evil country and the No.1 threat to the Iranian theocracy and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Gordon Brown has been taking the plaudits. He writes:
AS your Supreme Leader, I would like to take this opportunity to say, that it is with very great pleasure, that following a period of readjustment, that I can announce that, yes, we are now on the path to recovery. Britain is once again an international force to be reckoned with and respected and above all feared.
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
George Galloway Spots Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Invisible Suit
GEORGE Galloway, who works for Iran’s Press TV, where he presents a comedy show, claims that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
“…lives like them, looks like them - he’s never worn a suit since becoming president”
Haaretz has this picture to, er, prove the point. But - hold on - do the jacket and the trousers match? If they don’t match then it’s not a suit - it’s an ensemble.
Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Loyal Ahmadinejad Newspaper Publishes Doctored Pictures
THAT Mahmoud Ahmadinejad photoshops images is big news. Some of you may recognise some faces from yesterday’s pro-Gordon Brown rally in the third cubicle from the right in Westbury station.
But what about that image? It seems to have been published on the front page of كيهان (Kayhan), an Iranian newspaper. And what kind of paper is that?
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Supporters’ Rally Was Photoshopped
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad’s supporters’ rally was photoshopped. Those thousands were less than they seemed.
And he’s only got one missile: Iran Missile Photoshop Contest
These images are all too real: Obama Turns ABC Into Pravda.
Now for a recount - pass the photcopier…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism, Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ahmadinejad Blames The Internet Jews
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad blames the Jewish maus…
The jews control the internet.
Always the Jewish mice!
Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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