Tunisian Angelina Jolie Stars Makes Octomum ‘Resent Herself’
OCTOMUM Nadya Suleman, she of the clown car vagina, says the birth of eight babies has “screwed up” her life.
Had only the bumpaholic tried harder and gone for nine, ten or twelve, like the Tunisian woman, of whom the Guardian reports:
A Tunisian woman in her 30s is expecting 12 babies in what her family described as an amazing miracle, but doctors have warned there is only a tiny chance that any of them will survive.
The Sun brought news of six boys and six girls, and husband who said he’d only been expecting twins.
This is the same woman known only as AF, whose duodecaplets are a lie and of whom her country’s health ministry says, she has “psychological problems and is unlikely even to be pregnant“.
But Octomum’s regrets do end there. Had only Nadya Suleman stuck with the six children she already had, she could have just got on with being an Angelina Jolie impersonator. But with Jolie unlikely to breed a litter, Octomum is shafted.
Now she “resented herself“. So bad is it that she is forced to tell Fox News just how bad it is - and on the eve of her fly-in-the-nappy TV show to boot. For shame:
“I screwed myself, I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids’ lives…What was I thinking?”
The question is rhetorical, and Anorak’s readers who hazard the answer, “You were thinking of fame and money” will not be heard.
She adds:
“What the heck am I going to do? I have to put on this strong face, and I have to pretend like I don’t regret it. I cannot regret it now because I have them and they are here but what was I thinking?”
Hard to climb inside Octomum’s head, but you can clamber inside her clown car as she appears in Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage.
Unless you’ve ever visited a pig farm, in which case it’s no big deal…
Image: D-listed
Posted: 19th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures
DANIEL Edwards’ sculpture of Angelina Jolie - ‘Landmark For Breastfeeding’ - portrays the mother-of-six naked and breastfeeding two babies while seated.
The babes are Knox and Vivienne, immortalised in W magazine’s cover shot, and by Anorak’s pal 14. Jolie has, famously, another four nipples, but with swine flu fears rife, they are hidden form view.
On day the nipples will seep milk and Jolie’s worshippers will come from miles around to fill their own jugs, spreading the heeling potion the world over.
The craven image is aimed to coincide with World Breastfeeding Week, in which breast milk fetishists can safely emerge into polite society, and anyone mum feeding their child with a bottle will be stared at and made to feel uncomfortable.
Sandy Wilson of Phantom-Financial, the outfit behind the artwork says:
“We believe the statue sends a beautiful message by promoting the acceptance of public breastfeeding. Mothers should be encouraged to nurture their babies anywhere.”
Nothing screams acceptance better than a huge statue of celebrity’s milky bosom.
Pictures of this work and Edwards’ other statures of Britney Spears, Nadya Suleman, Suri Cruise’s poo, Oprah Winfrey, Prince Harry, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama hereunder:
Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Octomum’s Kids Get $250 A Day Each For Reality TV Show
THE Octomum clown car womb is making money. And TMZ is doing the maths - badly. Anorak’s Man in The Circus Tent looks on:
Back in the day, somebody at TMZ was apparently doing his hair instead of his math homework.
The site’s breakdown of how much Nadya Suleman’s 14 children will make for their involvement in a reality show is sorely lacking.
True, the kids are expected to make $250,000 over the next three years, but somehow the “TMZeniuses” converted that to a day-rate of $17 per kid.
Posted: 27th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Tried To Buy Octomum Nadya Suleman’s Children
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Funeral tickets for sale, Jackson adopts Octomum’s kidz and Debbie Rowe floats her boat…
The Sun: R.I.P. OFF – Fans fury at plan to sell £15 tickets for Jacko funeral”
Or as it says elsewhere in the Sun:
Watch Jacko’s final show here
Daily Star: “JACKO IS BACKO”
Michael Jackson has left enough new songs for at least 30 new albums. One of the bosses at his record company revealed that the king of pop left “a mountain of dozens and dozens” of unreleased recordings in the vaults.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Octomum Suleman’s First Fly On The Wall
OCTOMUM Nadya Suleman and her clown car vagina are to be the star of a new reality TV sly-in the-nappy show.
Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Octomum’s Tattoo For Each Of Her 14 Octo-Pods: Pictures
OCTOMUM Nadya Suleman has a tattoo featuring the icons of her 14 children.
Images of Octomum’s tattoos are widely available, but Anorak advocates waiting for the paperback version to come out, and then getting a two-for-one deal with Angelina Jolie’s in-bed reading matter.
Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
NEWS is that Octomum Nadya Suleman is reconsidering an offer to appear in a porn film.
Of course, porn is no longer porn but family entertainment that teaches kids that having sex is fun and millions of mums and dads that whatever else in life you lose and gain there will always be a niche audience for your look.
Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Seeking Men On Octomum’s TV Dating Show
PSST! Wanna data a mum of 14? Whoah! One at a time. Ok - forget it. There’s room for everyone in Octomum’s clown car gang bang.
Nadya Suleman’s romantic life is to be filmed for a reality show. In it, viewers will see Octomum try out a number of syringes - some long, some short, some green, some red, some slightly bent at the tip.
Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ron Paul Tops Time Magazine’s Most Influential People In 2009
TIMES magazine asks: “Who Are the World’s Most Influential People in 2009.” And at numebr 1 is Ron Paul.
Paul is ahead of the herunder:
But before them, Anorak’s list of the Least Influential People in the Compilation of Lists:
Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Anna Nicole Smith And Nadya Suleman’s Backdoor Gangbang
WITH new life breathed into the Anna Nicole Smith Story, Anroak’s Man In LA looks at how TMZ is now setting the news agenda for the New York Times. Corporate media truly is in a state of crisis:
Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Top Ten Understatements Ever
IN taking on the tabloid press, Max Mosley tells MPs that his father, Sir Oswald Mosley, leader of the British Union of Fascists, “overdid it and that stopped people thinking seriously about his ideas“.
That’s was always the problem with Nazis, overdoing it. You kill someone in a van with poison gas, then someone else wants to have a go and before you know it there are entire camps full of people and gas and everyone wants to press the button and be first and have their turn.
Here are Anorak’s Top Ten Understatements Ever
Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Nadya Suleman Is The Sarah Palin Two Womb Britney Spears Jolie Hybrid
NADYA Suleman, Octomum, she of the Octoclown face, and the Octowomb – eat your heart out two wombs Sarah Palin! – is now a bona fide celebrity.
She is Britney Spears. She is Angelina Jolie. She is Everymum.
Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Nadya Suleman And TMZ’s Corporate Porn Movie Epic
TABLOID Baby, Anorak’s man in LA, on how TMZ, part-owned by AOL (owned by Time Warner Inc., the world’s second largest media company) is selling the story that Nadya Suleman has been offered loadsa money star in porn films.
Overlooking the massive expense of casting a Suleman epic, TB observes:
Posted: 26th, February 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Octomum Nadya Suleman: Lock Up Your Used Tissues
FROM the Petri dish of human life, Octomum Nadya Suleman tells Radar magazine:
“I’m not going to destroy the embryos, period. Done, done, done. You can’t go back and alter the past.”
Video: Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 24th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
OctoMum Nadya Suleman’s IVF Gang Bang
NADIA Suleman, aka Nadya Suleman, aka OctoMum, is the unemployed Los Angeles woman gave birth to octuplets.
She conceived her children not by Alfie Patten, but by way of a clinic. No less than 46 doctors were involved. It was a gang bang IVF.
Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Media, Photojournalism Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
