Barack Obama Death: Jesus Wants Him Killed
THE Barack Obama Death Cult - Anorak’s look at the media’s obsession with Obama’s assassination - today Barack Obama is going to be murdered by Jesus.
On Baloon Juice, Doug J spot a right-wing blog praying for Obama’s death (via).
Psalm 109:8 – May his days be few; may another take his office.
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Jokes In Full
BARACK Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for saying good things about peace. Barack Obama was nominated for the award in February 2009, just two weeks into his presidency. You want jokes?
Obama is more peaceful than Sima Samar, women’s rights campaigner in Afghanistan; Ingrid Betancourt - Liz Jones look-alike held hostage for six years; “Dr. Denis Mukwege - helps Congolese women who’ve been gang raped; Handicap International and Cluster Munition Coalition; Hu Jia - Chinese human rights worker serving a three-and-a-half-year prison term for ‘inciting subversion of state power’”; and Wei Jingsheng - endured 17 years in Chinese prisons for championing reforms.
And countless others people who have never tried to kill anyone.
Obama wins! And the media finds something to skewer Obama on and laugh at:
* “When you look at my record,” said SNL actor Fred Armisen as President Obama. “It’s very clear what I’ve done so far — and that is nothing.”
* Obama wins 2009 AKC “Best of Show”
* Today’s Nobel Peace Prize announcement raises the question: Is a negative caricature of President Obama now fully developed?
One thing that eluded Mr. Obama during his presidential campaign was that he was never successfully lampooned by the Republican Party…
Well, today’s announcement - while totally out of the president’s control - finally may have handed his critics their own “Mission Accomplished” moment - Hot Air
* It’s the comedy gold that the blogosphere as well as the late night talk show hosts and “Saturday Night Live” will exploit to no end. In fact, there’s already a joke formula that’s exploded: fill in the blank with your favorite award (Oscar, American Idol, etc.) and say that President Obama has already won it without accomplishing anything to deserve it - Ace
Andrew Bolt has breaking news:
More sensational news from Norway: Barack Obama has won the 100 metres at the London Olympics, to be run in 2012.
IOC spokesman Che Riviera said the committee had decided to award Obama the gold medal after the president made a series of speeches in which he promised to run an astonishing 9.5 seconds.
“Obama captured the world’s attention, and expressed values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population,” Riviera said. “We would hope this will enhance what he is trying to do.”
Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. “He’s just got great chemistry,” says Nobel Committee.
* Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.
* “They are handing him the Nobel Peace Prize because he isn’t George Bush.”
Obama is not the first to achieve peace in no time:
* There is Henry Kissinger. His receipt of the prize in 1973, in the wake of his war crimes against Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, prompted Tom Lehrer to famously remark: “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Prize.”
And not forgetting:
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
ktumulty: Has anyone asked Kanye West what he thinks of Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
Well, have they..?
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The View From Barack Obama’s Window: Washington’s Homeless In Pictures
THE unique character of the USA’s capital makes it a magnet for troubled adults who often come to the District seeking redress from the government. Washington DC has almost triple the national average number of homeless per 10,000 people.
This is the view from Barack Obama’s window… The Full Picture.
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer Confuses Al Sharpton For Jesse Jackson And Black For White: Video
MSNBC’S Contessa Brewer is the embodiment of Obama’s post-racial America. Gawker’s John Cook spots Brewer introducing the Reverend Jesse Jackson as the “the Rev. Al Sharpton.” As she says:
If Fox News did this, there would be sit-ins.
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Contessa has form. It’s not that all blame reverends look the same to her - it’s that all angry white and black people look the same:
Contessa Brewer spots an armed man at an Obama health care rally:
“A man at a pro-health care reform rally…wore a semiautomatic assault rifle on his shoulder and a pistol on his hip….there are questions about whether this has racial overtones….white people showing up with guns.”
Brewer failed to mention the man she described was black.
The video footage shown of that protester was so edited, that it was impossible to see that he was black. The man appeared at a health care rally outside of President Obama’s speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Phoenix, Arizona.
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How Drama Queen Nikole Churchill Dragged Obama Into A Beauty Race
MEET Nikole Churchill, Hampton University’s new Homecoming Queen.
Churchill is the first non-black Homecoming Queen in her southern Virginia university’s history, seeing off the challenge of nine other finalists. The vanquished nine are all black. The five judges who selected her for victory are all black.
But having won, she is heckled at a college American football game. The losers give something less than the thousand megawatt grins required. This is one big break with tradition.
Of course, it might depend on which picture you look at. The Times’ piece features this picture of Churchill surrounded by her ladies in waiting. On Churchill’s Facebook page, there is this other picture, of all winners and losers united in the customary grin of unbridled joy. But Miss Churchill senses something wrong.
Sure, she entered a beauty contest she thought she could win. But in winning she senses a race issue. Had she lost, it might have been the same. She decides to write to Barack Obama, a kindred spirit. Like him, she grew up in Hawaii.
“I feel as though you could relate to my situation. It would be much easier to say that possibly some were not accepting of the news because I wasn’t the most qualified contestant; however, the true reason for the disapproval was because of the color of my skin. I am not African-American. Despite the unfortunate beliefs that some are saying I should not have won, I am desperately trying to focus on those who believe in me and support me and my goal to represent this beautiful, multicultural campus the very best way that I can.”
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Miley Cyrus Returns To Twitter
MILEY Cyrus is no longer on Twitter. I know. Pre-teens, paedos, men in caravan parks on the north Wales coast wearing badges will be sad.
But Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus is here to help.
Dad has gone on Twitter to tell the world:
Miley you are a light in the world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for one reason. You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u.”
Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michelle Obama Tries For A Baby As Larry Craig’s Gay Obama Story Goes To Congress
LARRY Sinclair says he had sex and did drugs with Barack Obama in 1999. He’s written about it on his book “Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair – Coke, Sex Lies & Murder”.
The title shows just how serious things are, with Craig putting his own name below Obama’s. Should the book sell well then look out for Larry Craig & Barack Obama - More, Coke, More Sex, More Lies & More Murder II.
Should that also be a hit, then Craig will surely set about creating a book that itself enters the Guinness Book of Records for the longest title and the most use of ampersands. So long will the title be that there will be another book needed for the actual copy.
It’s impressive stuff from Sinclair, who has self-published his first tome.
Now in “MICHELLE WINS”, the Enquirer tells us that Michelle Obama has succeeded in getting the book, er, ignored. Says Craig:
“I think it’s time to start exposing the truth in a less public way.”
Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How Michelle Obama Rewrote Olympic History
MICHELLE Obama proves that you don’t have to be George Bush to say stoopid things - you just need to say them and have them ignored by the mainstream media. Michelle Malkin observes:
From Michelle Obama’s failed pitch to the International Olympic Committee:
“Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad’s lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis, and others for their brilliance and perfection.”
If we take Lewis’s performances in the 1984 Olympics – and not his gold-winning shows in the Olympics of 1988 and 1992 - Michelle Obama would have been 20.
Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cate Blanchett Acts With Barack Obama
NOW recovered from her bang on the head, actress Cate Blanchett tells us of acting with Obama:
US President Barack Obama’s influence has spread to the Sydney theatre world, where actor Cate Blanchett says the American leader has inspired her theatre program for the coming year.
Posted: 25th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Anti-Obama Gadsden Flag Shows We’re All Hezbollah Now
IN Barack Obama’s Post-racial America, there is no race, there is only racism. Republican congressman from the South, Joe Wilson, heckles Obama during a speech on health reform to a joint session of Congress, belching, “You lie.”
So then former US President and author Jimmy Carter opines:
“There is a feeling among many people in this country that an African-American is not allowed to be president, not allowed to be given the same respect.”
The media world goes into spasm. Obama fields the question on child-rape enthusiast David Letterman’s show Says Barry:
“It’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.”
But other with vested interests speak up. Spike Lee is invited on Newsnight, the BBC politics show, to opine:
“I never drank that post-racial Kool-Aid. He [President Obama] was not Harry Houdini. He was not going to be ‘abracadabra, presto change-o’ overnight poof, racism disappears. I never thought that.”
Miranda Devine, writing in the Sydney Morning Herald, tunes into the din:
The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd claimed she could hear the unspoken word ”boy” on Wilson’s lips as he heckled the President - which says more about her inner life than Wilson’s. “…what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: ‘You lie, boy!’ Some people just can’t believe a black man is president and will never accept it.”
Anyone else hear boy?
Then there was the Georgetown University sociologist Michael Eric Dyson, who claimed racism was proved by the fact Obama could be applauded for calling the African-Americans rapper Kanye West ”a jackass … But when he calls an anonymous white guy stupid by implication, he has to nearly apologise to the nation. How dare a black man stand in judgment of white intelligence?”
How dare a white man comment on the Cameroon national team, the West Indies or the Dizzee Rascal’s latest hit? How very dare you!
Personally, I tend to agree with President Carter. While certainly not all the anger being publicly vented today can be tied to racism, I believe there is an underlying current of it smoldering [sic] beneath the public discourse and no one dares to mention the pink elephant in the room. Carter was never afraid to speak his mind, which probably cost him a second term as president - Dr Judith Rich, Huff Po.
The headline screams:
COMMENTARY: Carter is right: It smacks of racism
And writing in the Guardian, Daniel Nasaw just knows:
Hundreds of thousands of angry conservatives flocked to Washington on 12 September to oppose Obama’s effort to provide healthcare for all Americans, his pouring of public money into the US economy to save it from collapse, and just about ¬everything else the new president has done or promised to do. The frothing-mad protesters carried signs denouncing the nation’s first African-American president as a Nazi, a socialist, a lump of human waste, the Joker from Batman, and, perhaps most disturbingly, an African witchdoctor.
Maaaaaad. Frothing mouthed. Rabid.
But thousands also carried the flag that is fast becoming a symbol of backlash against the president: a bellicose yellow banner depicting a rattlesnake poised to strike and bearing the slogan, “Don’t tread on me.” Known as the Gadsden flag for its purported creator, Colonel Christopher Gadsden, it was a revolutionary war-era naval standard that was carried into battle during the civil war and flown during both world wars.
Yellow banned with picture on the front held aloft by racist nutters. Where have we seen that before..?
The fury at the protests was palpable – a resentful amalgam of cultural, political and racial animosity levelled at a president…
Among the crowd specific complaints were few, giving the event the feel of a protest against a man and against history rather than any policies. The level of vitriol aimed at the president seemed out of whack with the substance of the grievances. What is it about Obama’s healthcare proposal that makes steam boil out of people’s ears?…
Although the participants in the protest were almost all white, the ¬ reality is more complicated than classic American Jim Crow racism…
In addition, many Americans who would not describe themselves as racists and who claim black acquaintances and listen to black music nevertheless hold deep-seated racial antipathy they are unlikely to express or acknowledge, even to themselves. With its signs and slogans ostensibly aimed at the president’s policies, the anti-Obama movement has given these people what seems like a legitimate way to express their discomfort at seeing a black man from Chicago’s South Side in the White House…
Perhaps the Gadsden flag will similarly re-emerge as a symbol for all Americans, not just reactionary Obama-haters. Next year in South Africa, anyone?
But the last word is with the cartoonist, who delivers this joyous rebuttal…
It’s not that they stick up for freedom and rights - it’s just that they’re on the other side.
Spotter: Barcepundit
Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Alesha Dixon Says Four Months Training Makes Her A Dance Expert
ALESHA Dixon of The Green Room, the youngest reality TV magistrate on Strictly Come Dancing – Obama’s pick, they say – tells the BBC that it’s “such a shqme” and “really important” to remember that “I do know what I’m talking about” because “I had four months of…training.”
Oh, Alesha, you’re cracking us up. You’re this year’s John Sergeant. Entertain. Entertain. Entertain.
Thanks for listening to our advice. Go for the laughs, Alesha.
You’re the Ellen Degeneres of the Dance Judiciary…
Posted: 21st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Phoebe Price Cooks Obama’s Emmy Awards Table Cloth
WHEN attending the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, do you dress as:
a) Barack Obama’s No.1 fan, covering your backside and breasts in pictures of The One, an act is very possibly blasphemous
b) Dress like you’re looking for business, and not all of it show, although if the price is right and it is done in the best possible taste?
Answer A: You’re Victoria Rowell, best known as Dick Van Dyke’s medical examiner, Dr. Amanda Bentley on Diagnosis: Murder.
Answer B: That’s Phoebe Price, who doesn’t so much walk a red carpet as wear one on her feet.
All the pictures here.
Posted: 21st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is Obama’s Health Care Czar
PEREZ Hilton wants healthcare for all. And it’s not Perez, it’s Pair-Rezz. Such is the cult of celebrity that the part-time snarky blogger turned native, now bills himself as an “entertainer” and ambulatory tick on showbiz’sd backsidem, and thinks he can inspire youngsters to support Obama’s healthcare plans.
Here’s the thing, Perez: the young will always support taxes to pay for better health care because – get this – they earn less and pay less tax.
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama Not Assassinated In Arizona With AR-15 Assault Rifle
THE Barack Obama Death Cult - Anorak’s look at the media’s obsession with Obama’s assassination - Man with Ar15 assault weapon does not kill Obama at Arizona town hall meeting…
A reader writes from the US:
Holy hell, Paul, live on the CNN news now (but not on internet yet) filming live a man in Arizona standing at a town meeting with Obama there with an AR15 (assault weapon) slung over his shoulder. Other people are there also with guns. Law in AZ you can carry a weapon on you and they are invoking their rights. Secret Service more nervous than whores in Church!
We have the video:
Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult, Key Posts, Politicians Comments (27) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Be Assassinated In Secret
THE Barack Obama Death Cult - Anorak’s look at the media’s obsession with Obama’s assassination - The Barack Obama Death Cult is on whisper mode following a missive from The Corner’s Kathryn Jan Lopez:
The death of Barack Obama will not be televised…
Spotter: The Awl
Posted: 14th, August 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - Jackson film, Jackson XBox, lighters, Jackon’s new single and Chris Brown is the new Michael Jackson…
Daily Mirror: “Michael Jackson insurers thought glowing medical examination for tour must have been on ‘the body of a Nasa astronaut’”
The media introduces another doctor into the fray:
Dr David Slavit’s examination results were handed to the insurers of Jackson’s planned 50 O2 concerts. But officials were surprised Jackson passed the medical, despite a history of health problems. It left finance chiefs joking that the examination must have been based on, “the body of a Nasa astronaut” rather than the 50-year-old star…
Buzz Aldrin is fighting fit.
Meanwhile, Anorak in-house doctor can reveal: “Michael Jackson was not well when he died!”
SF Gate: “Deals could bring more Jackson products”
Michael Jackson products could start appearing on store shelves, cell phones, even in X-Box add-ons if a judge signs off on a merchandising deal. The current administrators of the singer’s estate have presented several proposed contracts to a probate judge for approval. The agreements offer a taste of how the King of Pop may be sold in the coming months and years.
Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Over A Million Death Threats Made Against Barack Obama
THE Barack Obama Death Cult issues 30 death threats a day. Hoodies are selling well. Anorak has documented the Death Cult threats in the media, and they can be read here.
The mainstream media loves the Barack Obama Death Cult. And now Ronald Kessler says in his book In the President’s Secret Service that since Obama became president threats against the office have increased by 400 per cent.
Posted: 4th, August 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult, Key Posts, Politicians Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Launches White House Virtual Reality Video Game
PRESIDENT Barack Obama gives a sermon to commemorate the 100th anniversay of the NAACP and the New York Times hears him tell black folks to put the computer games away and search for the Obama inside your home:
President Obama delivered a fiery sermon to black America on Thursday night, warning black parents that they must accept their own responsibilities by “putting away the Xbox and putting our kids to bed at a reasonable hour,” and telling black children that growing up poor is no reason to get bad grades.
“No one has written your destiny for you,” he said, directing his remarks to “all the other Barack Obamas out there” who might one day grow up to be president. “Your destiny is in your hands, and don’t you forget that. That’s what we have to teach all of our children! No excuses! No excuses!”
Put that video game down! And that joint. And the cocaine. And the cigarettes. And the booze. Jeez!
Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
US Pastor Prays For Muslim Barack Obama’s Death
NOT much noise from the Barack Obama Death Cult in recent weeks but that is put right by Wiley Drake, pastor of First Southern Baptist Church in Buena Park, California, who has been asking his followers to pray for President Barack Obama’s death.
Pray silence for the loading of the automatic weapons of Jeeeezus.
Pastor Drank is in interview:
Colmes (interviewer): …you then said, I asked for whom else are you praying in that fashion and you said President Obama. Are you praying for his death?
Drake: Yes.
Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Greenpeace Litters Mount Rushmore For Climate Change
GREENPEACE has defaced Mount Rushmore with litter to highlight the evils of man-made global warming.
Man will now arrive in cars and vans, and with winches and much huffing and puffing clean up the wilderness attraction. But why did they deface the site and not the Obama statue?
Greenpeace said the 11 climbers “took special care not to damage the monument, using existing anchors placed by the National Park Service for periodic cleaning.”
Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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