In Pictures: Naked Keeley Hazell Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
KEELEY Hazell is Peta’s naked Dumb Animal Of the Month.
Page 3 topless model Keeley Hazell would rather go naked than wear fur, says the Peta mantra. Keeley loves dumb animals which is why she poses in Zoo magazine, No.1 for primates.
Keeley would also go naked for the tabloids and lad’s mags. She may prefer to go naked than wear fur, silk, cotton, satin or felt.
In the images for Peta, Keeley holds a stuffed cheetah.
“I always make a point of telling stylists at shoots that I won’t wear fur. I like to support designers who create fashionable, popular clothes without getting blood on their hands. Fur is only beautiful when it’s on the original owner - the animal.”
Posted: 18th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rihanna’s Slow Striptease Show, In Pictures
RIHANNA has been out and about in London. The singer is famous for rhyming umbrella with “Ella ella eh eh eh”, being beaten up by her then boyfriend Chris Brown (join in - blacken her eye for Peta!) and for appearing in naked pictures leaked on the internet. Oh, and the sex tape.
Those naked shots were just so upsetting, chiefly because Rihanna’s career is a slow striptease and getting to the finale before the seduction might be cutting short her career by weeks and leave the punters feelings short changed.
Posted: 17th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Twilight Star Christian Serratos Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
CHRISTIAN Serratos, who plays Angela in Twilight, says she would rather go naked than wear fur. At 19, that’s her prerogative. Her stance also gives Peta a chance to shows the world her naked arse and a side order of breast meat.
Don’t exploit dumb animals. Exploit dumb women instead.
It all makes us wonder if Serratos’ stance against wearing animal skins extends to leather and silk, like the shoes and accessories she wears as a model and jobbing celeb?
Also, Christian has four mini poodles Johnny Cash and Gigi had four pups Polar and Gibson who have found homes with her friends. Uffie (named after the singer), and Gorrilla stayed with Gigi and Cash.
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
British Shop Bans Poppies And Poppy Day Over Drugs Fears
TO Wigan, where the Bodycare outlet, located in The Galleries has banned the remembrance day poppy.
Wigan Borough Veterans’ Council calls it a “disgrace“. Their spokesman says:
“I was told the pin would damage their uniform. I even offered to send the company poppies with a magnetic clip so as not to damage their tabards. They refused, saying it was their policy not to allow any staff to wear any badge relating to any charity.”
And what are poppies if not a gateway drug? In Afghanistan it will soon be No Poppy Day, when the British forces strip off the petals hand out only the central plastic stems in a bid to wean the locals off cultivating the source of opium and heroin.
Says a spokeswoman for POPP-ER – the anti-poppy charity supported by Her Majesty The Queen:
“Poppies cause irreperabel damage and heartache tio thofhsand sof addicts and their families. We urge a govenemtn rethink.”
When asked what poppies should be replaced by, she suggested a French Tickler, a plate of chicken and chips or a German holding a football.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Hoity The Dead Cat is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
ANORAK is, like Peta, looking for an intern. No cats. And no dead cats, especially, as the Washington Post reports:
Lydia Netzer lives next door to the PETA intern house down in Norfolk. Netzer used to have an indoor-outdoor cat. PETA has concerns about outdoor cats.
There is more than one kind of cat?
“It seemed like every time a new intern moved in, they would come over and say they needed to talk to me about the dangers of cats living outside. I would have this parade of pierced, tattooed vegans at my door. In a way it’s like, ‘Oh, they’re so cute. They’re all 20 years old and super-faithful true believers.’ “
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Turn Your Cat’s Anus Into A Glitter Ball With Rear Gear
HELP is at hand for those of you who don’t enjoy the rear view of your cat, dog or significant other. With Rear Gear, you can cover up that unsightly opening with a novelty feature.
Turn your cat’s anus into a talking point for all the right reasons: choose from glitter ball – watch the other cats have hours of fun with your feline pal! - smiley face – He likes me; he really likes me! – No.1 ribbon and a sheriff’s badge to catch any arse bandits.
Posted: 1st, November 2009 | In: The Consumer Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Pictures: Peta’s Pamela Anderson Highlights Dangers Of Global Warming By Skiing In Her Knickers
GREEN activist Pamela Anderson is pictured snowboarding with the with the US Olympic Ski and Snowboarding Teams at a private resort in Topanga, CA.
There is no snow in Topanga – no real snow. But there is a snow machine, which allows Anderson to show us her knickers and not catch a chill. Old Mr Anorak is, as ever, appreciative. But Gaia might wonder why Pammy has altered her stance.
While we work out the carbon footprint of a snow machine, camera film and getting to the snow, we recall Paul McCartney’s letter to Peta ambassador Pammy in which he…
“…called on her to support the “growing awareness that reduced meat consumption or vegetarianism is the “single most effective” way to tackle global warming.”
Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The BBC’s Question Time Makes BNP Leader Nick Griffin A Celebrity
HAVING invited BNP leader Nick Griffin to the big Question Time debate, the BBC has achieved its intended goal of getting the media to talk about its show.
Maybe if Question Time can develop its policy of featuring leaders of actual political parties, however odious they are, there will be no need to hire celebrities to sell politics to a slack-jawed audience.
Today’s update comes from former Army generals have written a letter warning that political extremists had no right to share the Armed Forces’ proud reputation.
War is no place for extremists!
The open letter is signed by former heads of the Army, General Sir Mike Jackson and General Sir Richard Dannatt. As Sky News notes:
The move follows the British National Party’s (BNP) tactic of using images of Winston Churchill and wartime insignia during recent European election campaigns.
Remember that picture of the Spitfire? As Anorak noted at the time:
“Battle for Britain,” bellows the legend. That’s a Spitfire soaring thought the skies, strafing the fascist scum. Hurrah! It’s a Romeo Foxtrot Delta Plane, as flown by Polish pilots in the great fight. Poles of the famous 303 Squadron of the RAF – the group made up of Polish airmen. The Kościuszko squadron that claimed 126 enemy kills (fascists) more than any other unit during the Battle of Britain.
Who says the BNP is not inclusive, it having embraced a Jewish hippy, a far-right American nutter, climate sceptics, anti-fascist fascists, a desk off a corridor in Brussels, break dancers, coppers, Poles, the kids and fools.
The top brass’s letter to the Times goes thus:
“The BNP is claiming that it has a better relationship with the Armed Forces than other political parties. How dare they use the image of the Army, in particular, to promote their policies. These people are beyond the pale.“
Beyond the pale? An unfortunate choice of words, or may an attempt at a pun.
But if the BNP can be easily undone, it is with humour and ridicule. Treat them with the contempt you usually reserve for Labour and the Tories.
Russell Brand Appears On Question Time To Debate Ashley Cole, Nick Griffin And The BNP
ZCMSD, Tribune, Matt Wardman, Great Bustard, Chris Applegate, Tim Ireland, The Foreward News, Hullabamoo…
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Forget Jail, Richard Heene Should Get An Emmy
FALCON Heene is his dad’s stooge, the Loft Boy who hoisted his dad on his own petard. Loft Boy was a fix. The media fell for it. Give Richard Heene an Emmy. Forget the reality TV series, make Richard Heene controller of ITV.
Everyone gets famous with Richard Heene. Larimer County Sheriff James Alderden is famous.
He said he believes that Falcon Heene had not hide in the attic to perpetuate a scam to make his dad Richard Heene famous:
“Our understanding is that the boy had been trying to climb in there and was yelled at by the parents. He thought that he was responsible for this balloon taking off when it wasn’t intended to” – October 16, 2009
Later, Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden says: “It has been determined this was a hoax, a publicity stunt to market a reality show…On the bizarre meter, this rates a 10” – October 18, 2009
Posted: 18th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peta Stopped From Linking Swine Flu To Eating Meat
PETA says you can catch swine flu from eating meat.
Peta’s poster campaign states that “Meat kills”. E.Coli, mad cow, swine flu and MRSA all get name checked.
The message is clear:
“Go Vegetarian. Peta”.
The Advertising Standards Authority says the poster is misleading. The poster implies that swine flu could be caught be eating meat and that it might cause “undue fear”.
Swine flu is all about causing undue fear. Get this story form tosday Sky News:
Pregnant women in Britain are to get a form of swine flu vaccine that is not recommended by the World Health Organisation (WHO), it has emerged.
Posted: 15th, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lily Allen’s Traditional Copyright Infringement
WHEN Lily Allen said piracy was made for music, that in broadcasting music to the masses in a free and easy way new acts will find it harder to reach an audience, we wondered if anyone wanted to hear any more of Lily’s brain working.
Lily Allen knew that we did and set up her own blog on the subject, inviting other musicians to contribute.
Lily’s position is:
Music piracy is having a dangerous effect on British music, but some rich and successful artists such as Nick Mason, of Pink Floyd, and Ed O’Brien, of Radiohead, don’t think so. Last week, they told The Times that file sharing is fine. It probably is for them. They do sell-out arena tours and have the biggest Ferrari collections in the world. For new talent, though, file sharing is a disaster — it makes it harder and harder for new acts to emerge.
Michael Masnick on Techdirt investigated:
When Lily was first trying to get attention, she created a couple of mixtapes with a ton of songs from other artists… available as MP3 downloads, and mixing in her own tracks… According to the tracklisting of the second mixtape, it included 19 tracks by artists other than Lily Allen. Both mixtapes (mixtape 1 and mixtape 2) are available directly off of Lily’s website, LilyAllenMusic.com, which has a copyright notice at the bottom from EMI.
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
World Wildlife Fund Is Not Peta: Will Not Bomb New York
THE World Wildlife Fund’s advert does not feature thousands of jets arrowed in on New York and the legend “The Tsunami Killed 100 Times More People Than 9/11.”
Gothamist spotted the ad, so too did the AdFreak blog, which says the advert if the product of minds at the Brazilian arm of the WWF. News is that it ran in… Israel. (Anyone see it?)
But the advert has been rejected. The WWF is Not Peta looking to shock for shock’s sake.
Posted: 2nd, September 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PETA: Nia Long Fights The Fur Holocaust, Ronald McDonald Eats Children And Fat Vegetarians
PETA Watch: Nia Long is a Holocast survivor, McDonald’s Unhappy Meals frighten children and vegetatians are fat people too…
PETA’S new dumb Animal of the month is actress Nia Long, who refuses to wear fur, but, as D-listed notes, “she’s okay with wearing ten million layers of Photoshop!”
Nia has no crotch. Instead she has a shiny pole and a pudenda shaped like the kind of thing euro brats ski over. She also has no navel. This is what happens what you spend time naked on the New York Subway – you’re body reacts and mutates. (Peta, via YBF.)
Says Nia - As a mother…
“When I became a mother, I started to really understand the importance of all living creatures in a way that I didn’t ever think about before… There’s no difference, in my opinion, [between fur and] slavery or the Holocaust. It’s just that we’re not dealing with human beings, we’re dealing with animals, but it’s still a living thing.”
When the Austrians poured lice powder over the Jews, Nia wept. Those poor little bitty live never hurt anyone. When the rats had to live with the slaves, Nia wailed. But the truth hurts. And Peta can handle the truth, whatever the Photoshop evedence says to the contrary.
FoxNews.com has news of Peta’s anti-McDonald’s drive:
“Unhappy Meals” featuring a knife-wielding Ronald McDonald and bloody rubber chickens are upsetting parents who say the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are unfairly targeting their kids at McDonald’s restaurants across the country…
“I don’t want my son to be around something like this. This is not fair for a child,” Stephaine Gipson told FOX23 News in Albany.
Says PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt, with no hint of irony
“I think children and adults deserve to be told the truth — and that’s that behind Ronald McDonald’s smile is cruelty to animals,”
In other news, Simon Scowl alerts us to this gem:
I would like to express my outrage at a billboard I recently saw in Jacksonville, Florida. My family was visiting, and I was planning on taking them to the beach to enjoy the beautiful day when i saw a billboard that made me want to cry.
And what’s behind Nia Long’s figure is something other than sesame seed buns.
Fat vegetarians. Don’t eat meat, be thin. Like Boy George, or him…
Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince Premiere Pictures
ANROAK is at the London premier of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. And we’ve got pictures of the other freeloaders:
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Erases Her Peter Andre Tattoo
KATIE Price has a Peter Andre tattoo. No, not an actual life-size tattoo of Peter Andre on her Jordans - just his name on her wrist.
Or at least she did have. The Mail says the tattoo might have been erased.
Katie Price was spotted wearing a mysterious bandage over a tattoo of estranged husband Peter Andre’s name today.
During a shopping trip in Ibiza town, the model popped into the Inkadelic tattoo parlour and left wearing a blue bandage over her wrist.
Katie, who split with the Aussie singer a month ago, had a tattoo of a the word ‘Pete‘ surrounded by hearts, a crown and the name ‘Princess’, after their one-year-old daughter.
Has the “Pete” tattoo has been removed, or reconfigured to say:
Posted: 20th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Widow Of Barack Obama’s Murder Victim Sues President
IOWAHAWKS look at the fallout to the President’s murdering of one of God’s creatures - Mr. T-Bone Fly - on the telly.
WASHINGTON – The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief — citing pain, suffering and loss of income — seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.
“Bob was a wonderful husband and provider,” said the widow, Mrs. Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. “Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots”…
Breaking down, an emotionally distraught Vvzzvzwwzzz was comforted by PETA President Ingrid Newkirk and ACLU President Nadine Strossen. The two groups announced they will file an amicus brief in the case and file a separate class action suit against the insecticide, flyswatter and pest strip industries, seeking over 1 million metric tons of compensatory shit on behalf of 200 billion Fly-Americans.
“The President’s treatment of the Fly community has been extremely disappointing,” said Newkirk. “He almost seemed to relish his bloodthirsty attack on Mr. Vvzzvzwwzzz. It’s obvious he’s in the pocket of Big Manure.”
The Barack Obama Statue Tour Photos
Barack Obama Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
Posted: 20th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Che Guevara Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
THAT’S Lydia Guevara, granddaughter of Ernesto “Che” Guevara working the carrot ammo belt for PETA in Argentina, home of the gaucho grill.
The campaign’s tag line: “Join the vegetarian revolution.”
Like Che:
Alvaro Vargas Llosa, author of ‘The Che Guevara Myth,’ says that Che was in reality the architect of Cuba’s infamous labor camps, which housed dissidents, gays, and devout Catholics. He was also a sadist who loved to simulate executions as a form of torture.
Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peta Founder Ingrid Newkirk Loved Her Fur Coats
WHEN PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk dies she will be covered in aspic, tied to a small train-like contraption and sent around the now, sadly, emptied Walthamstow greyhound track forever, or until Michael Schumacher catches her.
Now, Ingrid Newkirk has writen a book - I Am Animal:
A candid and introspective look at the extreme beliefs and motives of Ingrid Newkirk, the British-born co-founder and driving force behind People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), the world’s largest animal-rights organization.
In the US, somone at Page Six has read it, or at last they chewed over the juiciest cuts.
Posted: 18th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Is Peta’s Dumb Animal Of The Month
MORE news of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who have sent President Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a gadget that allows him to trap a fly and then release it into the nearest turd.
Says PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich:
“We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals. We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals.”
Would this be the same Peta that..?
Now, two of its employees stand accused of tossing garbage bags full of euthanized cats and dogs into a Dumpster behind a Piggly Wiggly in Hertford County, 130 miles northeast of Raleigh…
Adria J. Hinkle and Andrew B. Cook, both of whom work in PETA’s Norfolk office, are charged with 21 counts each of animal cruelty, a felony that can carry prison time, along with littering and obtaining property by false pretenses.
Posted: 18th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Turn Your Dead Pet Into A Pillow Or Cushion
WITH Soft-Hearted pillows, Pati Moore invites you to turn you pet’s remains into a comfy pillow to snuggle up with, rest your feet on or just kick about the lounge.
Pati has a question about her pet:
“What is the best way to commemorate her and how can I continue to keep her near?”
A fob?
“The Soft-Hearted Pillow is, in its simplest terms, an Urn Alternative.”
An Urn-ternative.
Until now, pet owners had a singular choice for preserving cremated remains; a solid, stationary urn to be positioned on a shelf, forever still. Now comes a supple, huggable pillow that captures the love and tenderness that pet owners feel for their pets in a secure yet soft, embraceable, warm alternative.
What could be nicer? Fidget is dead. So what do I do now:
Each Soft-Hearted Pillow comes with its own matching drawstring pouch with a satin ribbon. When you receive your pet’s ashes from the crematorium, they will be sealed within a plastic bag inside a tin or cardboard box. Remove the sealed plastic bag from the box and place it inside the drawstring Soft-Hearted Pouch that is included with your Soft-Hearted Pillow. The Soft-Hearted Pouch can then be tucked into the comforting, discreet, zippered pocket within your Soft-Hearted Pillow. Many pet owners find that they do not want to transfer the ashes themselves and chose to have a close friend, family member or even the veterinarian perform the transfer for them*.
*Friend, vet and significant other not supplied.
How do I know that my pet’s ashes will fit into the Soft-Hearted Pillow?
When a pet is cremated, one can expect the volume of ashes to be approximately 1 cubic inch (1”x1”x1”) per pound of body weight and for the total weight to be from 3 to 5 percent of the animal’s body weight. We have successfully accommodated the ashes of pets up to 150 pounds of body weight. Many pet owners have also chosen to only place a portion of a larger pet’s ashes within the Soft-Hearted Pouch to minimize the weight of the Soft-Hearted Pillow and because it is a fine option for those who wish to “share” the ashes between family members or locations.
Everyone gets a leg.
Will I be able to “feel” my pet’s ashes?
The Soft-Hearted Pillow is filled with the finest available fiberfill and the ashes are tucked deeply within the interior of the pillow. Whether or not the ashes can be felt is dependent upon the volume of ashes within the pouch but the only sensation felt is of a firm “center” or “heart” of the pillow. This becomes barely discernable with pets that are under 10 pounds.
Take care with that over-plumping, pet pals.
Why not use the fur as well? you can!
Posted: 12th, June 2009 | In: Money Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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