Russian Singer Natalie Bounces On Jennifer Lopez Bum Implants
EARLIER this week Jennifer Lopez fell on his big bum at the AMM music awards and bounced back up again. Russian singer Natlie was inspired and copied J-Lo.
Of course, Jennifer Lopez did not fall. Oh no. As she told us and Pete Doherty:
“Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don’t even remember,” Lopez said with a chuckle. “Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography… The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall.”
Here’s Natalie’s tribute act - with balloons:
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IN NME, Pete Doherty tells readers that he was on a life support machine in Swindon’s Great Western Hospital when his heart stopped a few weeks back. And Jennifer Lopez explains how she came for fall on her backside at the American Music Awards.
What happened, Peter Doherty? He explains:
“If I hadn’t been on a life support machine I’d have been in Ireland. But my heart stopped. It was a really strange turn of events.”
Yeah. Far out.
“Obviously, the doctors’ immediate thought was that it was to do with drugs but it wasn’t - it was some kind of poisoning.”
Bad drugs?
“What happened? Well, I don’t know, I don’t remember. At the time I thought I was a taxi driver offering to take everyone to Elephant And Castle.”
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Music In The Decade Of X Factor, American Idol, Jay Z, Michael Jackson And Amy Winehouse.
The decade was shaped by the arrival of popstar parvenus, those not genuine popstars who had crooned someone else’s song on The X Factor, Fame Academy, American Idol, Pop Idol or Fame Academy. There were authentic pop stars, like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, the former who could sing and both who could live the live of excess. Eminem rocked, Britney Spears melted, Jay Z grew the brand and we wept for George Harrison, Diana and another Live Aid. And Michael Jackson died. In pictures:
Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Doherty In Court, Pictures
PETER Doherty. Calling Pete Doherty. Pete’s tour of British courtrooms continues today as the Babyshambles singer appears at Gloucester Crown Court today for a plea hearing.
Doherty arrives with a female companion and signs autographs for members of the public and the Celebrity Police Force, for whom he acts as patron and the celeb of last resort if an arrest needs to be made.
Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SADOS Befriend Kate Moss At Topshop Fashion Show
AT the Topshop Unique Spring/Summer ‘10 catwalk show during London Fashion Week at the Topshop Venue, University of Westminster in London, Anorak spots the Sados (Sons and Daughters of Stars), for whom the Celebrity Petri Dish is not only small but fraught with the peril of incest.
So whose children wer at the show?
Peaches Geldof was there. She’s the daughter of Bob Geldof and the late Paul Yates. Jamie Winstone was there. She’s the daughter of actor Ray Winstone, and dressed for the evening as Willy Wonka’s “tool“.
Before you know the X Factor and the Simon Cowell factory, realise that without it all celebs would have webbed feet and matching genitals.
Also there is Chloe Green, who says:
“I’m designing my own fashion range, which is really exciting. My father knows that this is what I want to do and is fully supportive. It helps because of what he does for a living and I’ve grown up in the business.”
Chloe Green’s dad is Sir Philip Green, billionaire owner of the Arcadia Group.
As we’ve said bfore being a SADO must be like turning up at the orgy to find mum handing out the towels and dad’s ghost writer taking notes.
Also there was Kate Moss, who is not rlated to anyone famous, although she did once befiorend Peter Doherty.
Talent is relative.
Posted: 20th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Tribute: Profonol Peter Doherty Duets With Mariah Carey
MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news - Profonol Pete Doherty’s Tribute, Jackson rached out to R Kelly, Mariah Carey regrets not being the star of the funeral and a ghost in the tape…
Pete Doherty is to perform a tribute to Michael Jackson.
Smack and crack are old news. Propofol is in. A stars needs a signature drug. Doheryt hasd dabbled but he has never achieved the telling epithet, such as Cocaine Kate, his former lover Kate Moss did, nor the King Of Prop. Michael Jackson.
Also, Doherty will appear on the David Gest.. My Life! A Musical Concert Extravaganza show at the HMV Apollo in Hammersmith, west London. Gest made up one part of that picture of Liza Minnelli, Jackson and Liz Taylor, the one in which all four appear to be melting.
Posted: 1st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Moss Is A Topless Tree Hugger, In Pictures
PSST! Wanna see pictures of Kate Moss topless getting down with some photogenic tree huggers in Shepton Mallet?
No, they’re not on Twitter, that great self-publicity machine. And, no, Kate Moss is not getting them out in new celebrity porn mag Readers’ Hives or in a straight-to-tissues home movie.
Moss is not a glamour model – it’s something to do with her teeth - and bares her breasts for V Magazine in a tasteful manner. As the Sun tells us:
She lived with a group of travellers for two days at a site in Shepton Mallet, Somerset and quickly became accustomed to her new surroundings. Kate posed on the back of a traditional Romany horse drawn cart, around the camp fire and in a nearby field, where she unveiled a little more skin.
Posted: 1st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Babyshambles Peter Doherty Court Case, On Coke
GOOD old Pete Doherty, aka Babyshambles Pete, who has not died but remains alive and continuing his tour of UK courtooms with an unplugged gig at the Magistrates Court in Cheltenham.
Last month, Babyshambles Pete, the 30-year-old ex-Libertines frontman, was stopped in Gloucester after police officers spotted a car allegedly being driven erratically.
The Celebrity Police Force went into action and enlivened up a dull night by getting up close with a celeb.
Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rankin Live: Michael Jackson In Pictures
IN RANKIN Live: Michael Jackson, Kate Moss, Tony Blair and Peter Doherty in pictures…
Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
World’s Oldest Pot Plant Is Re-Potted
TO Kew Gardens, where the oldest pot plant in the world, a 234-year-old cycad, is re-potted at the Royal Botanic Gardens in Kew.
Says onlooker, a well-potted Mr Peter Doherty:
“Pot pant..?”
Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Was A ‘Porn Star’
AFTER the drugs comes the sex, and news in the Star that Amy Winehouse is “as addicted to sex as drugs and has to feed her nookie habit five times a night”.
Five times a night. It is always five times a night. It’s the 10th rule of tabloid journalism. If Winehouse has sex six times in a night she is allowed to carry it over to the next evening; four times a night and she risk looking like a prude. On five times a night are reputations made and lost.
First up to tell of his sex with Wino is one Alex Haines.
“It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty, she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”
Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Found Innocent And Attractive
AMY Winehouse has been cleared of assaulting 25-year-old burlesque dancer Sherene Flash at the Prince’s Trust Ball in Berkeley Square, central London, last September.
Says the Celebrity Police Force spokesman:
“It was great to meet Ms Winehouse and we hope to meet her gain. Now, has anyone seen Pete Doherty…”
In other shock new, pictures of the court case reveal Winehouse to be more attractive that ever previously thought.
Gallery:
Posted: 24th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I Used To Be Shannen Doherty: The Hollywood Collectors & Celebrities Show
TO the Hollywood Collectors & Celebrities Show (motto: Didn’t You Use To Be…) held at the Burbank Airport Marriot Hotel and Convention Center, California.
Old Mr Anorak’s third son attends such starry dos in the hope of spotting Will Lunn, of Vission On fame.
Other who were there are pictured hereunder – can you identify them all?
Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Planned Amy Winehouse Duet
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson’s duet with Amy Winehouse, his London tribute to Peter Doherty, and police hunt for Brit in London - Britney Spears?
Star On Sunday: “Jacko Cops hunt Brit”
Brit? Britney! Britney Spears?!
AMERICAN police were targeting London last night in a bid to solve the riddle of Michael Jackson’s death.
London, Britney’s tamed Yorkshire terrier?
Detectives from the Los Angeles Police Department are ready to spend six months hunting down the doctors who kept the star pumped full of dodgy medication over the last 25 years.
And how do Britney Spears and London Spears fit in with this?
They are especially keen to question people close to Jackson when he was “spaced out” and “stumbling” while staying at the Lanesborough Hotel near London’s Hyde Park last March.
Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Bought Drugs As Jack London, Omar Arnold, Barack Obama And Pete Doherty
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: TMZ reports that Michael Jackson “frequently used the names Omar Arnold and Jack London to get powerful drugs, including Demerol”.
Anorak hears rumours that Jackson also used the names Neda Soltan, Neda Soltani, Madeleine McCann, Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo (that enough?), Secret Sex Video, Angelina Jolie Naked (the SEO says keep going), Brad Pitt, Barack Obama and Prince Harry Windsor. (Enough, this isn’t the Liverpool Post, The Guardian or Habitat.)
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pete Doherty’s Michael Jackson Tribute Tracks
WHAT odds that Peter Doherty would take less drugs than Michael Jackson?
The Star brings news that Doherty continues to live (or not?) and has had a new anti-heroin implant fitted so he “didn’t go off the rails at Glastonbury”.
Drugs do different things to different people. The narrative says that drugs may have helped Jackson attain the peak of all-singing, all-dancing powers, whereas drugs seemingly enable Doherty to remain a celebrity and tour courtrooms.
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Harry’s Lover Caroline Flack Topless
CONTINUING to expose Caroline Flack, Prince Harry’s new lover, is not too easy, chiefly because Flack has exposed herself so often, including her being topless in one film (see pictures)*. Caroline Flack is Koo Stark in colour; Fergie without a telephoto lens; Diana minus the yacht and the beach.
The News of the World delivers this:
PRINCE Harry’s latest girlfriend Caroline Flack is today revealed as a wild-child party animal who once romped in a hot tub with Jack Osbourne and another girl.
Having bathed with an Osbourne, Caroline is said to have dated:
Russell Brand
Dec Donnelly
Noel Fielding
Steve Jones
Alex Zane
Robbie Williams
Max Beesley
While Harry was dating Chlseay, Caroline seems to have been dating many of Chelsea’s residents.
Posted: 14th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pete Doherty Arrested For Drugs
LOOK it’s Peter Doherty, aka Peter Doherty, aka Pop F**kwit, getting arrested in Gloucester.
Call Dr Foster, because there are bound to be drugs involved.
Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother: Gayza, Fary Meldman And All The Housemates Nicknames
BIG Brother 10 has landed on your heads like an incontinent pigeon. And already Old Mr Anorak has tuned in and given the housemates nicknames. Some may stick. Some may not:
The Nicknames
Posted: 4th, June 2009 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PETER Doherty is not only alive but he has announced that The Libertines will be reforming in 2010.
Yaaaay! The Libertinezzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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