Michael Jackson Appears As Hologram In London Birthday Concert
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Paris Jackson in UK show, Paris Jackson’s conception and Shaheen Jafargholi cashes in on death…
Daily Star: “JACKO KIDS TO STAR IN UK GIG”
BRIT Shaheen Jafargholi is to live his dream by starring in a massive London tribute concert to Michael Jackson next month.
Promoters are planning to stage Jacko’s This Is It show on August 29, which would have been the King Of Pop’s 51st birthday…
And Jacko himself will also perform at the O2 Arena from beyond the grave. An amazing life-like hologram will be used to make him appear on stage.
Britain’s Got Talent finalist Shaheen, 12, who wowed billions of fans at Jacko’s LA memorial on Tuesday, will once again take centre stage.
He will follow his show-stopping performance of Who’s Loving You? by taking on the role of the young Jacko.
Posted: 9th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Appears In A Tree Stump Jesus
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson appears in a tree stump in the City of Stockton, Ca., takinga space long held by Jesus:
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Tagline Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Beats Obama To Be King Of Facebook
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Jackson is now the King of Facebook, overtaking Barack Obama as the social network’s most popular page.
Over the past week, Michael Jackson’s page has grown from 80,000 fans to over 6.4 million, generating the largest response on a Facebook page ever. The page has continued to grow at a rate of around 20 fans per second and even quicker during peak traffic hours.
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Stole Elizabeth Taylor’s Funeral
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: When Princess Diana died, the Queen Mother was reported to have opined: “She’s got my funeral.”
What price that Jackson would shuffle off before Elizabeth Taylor, a woman who is now saying she won’t attend. The is too mich “whoopla”.
And as any Hollywood legend knows, you can have too much Woopla.
Cue the pall beareres:
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Joined The Raelians And Wanted Shaheen Jafargholi
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Millions expected in LA to check that Jackson is dead; Elizabeth Taylor refuses to attend; Shaheen Jafargholi is to be cloned; and Jackson joined the Raelians…
The Sun: “Shaheen Sings for Jacko - Boy, 12, joins Wonder, Carey and Usher”
The Boy Wonder. He’s 12. It’s OK, Shaheen, Jackson’s dead. That can of coke will taste exactly as you’d expect, no top notes of claret and base notes of soapy suds.
BRITAIN’S Got Talent schoolboy Shaheen Jafargholi is sensationally set to sing today at Michael Jackson’s memorial. The stunned 12-year-old, of Swansea, was invited by the Jackson family, who told him the King of Pop was a huge fan of his Jacko tribute act.
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Top Five Susan Boyle Moments
AS Susan Boyle prepares to forgo her knickers, shave her head and give broadsheet hacks a chance to write about Boyle Ghandi, and tabloid scribes an opening to wonder if sex with 48-year-old virgin is better than a shag with mum-of-two Britney Spears – vote now and vote often – (with expert opinion from Calum Best), we look back at Britain’s Got Talent.
What was the best bit? Anorak’s Top Five:
Posted: 1st, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle is the Hairy Pig, spreading her Susan Bole Fever over the world.
But – look out – she might not make it. The Boyle virus is in danger!
Sky News: Boyle ‘May Be Harmed’ By Tonight’s Final
An assassin?
Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Struck Down By BoyleMania
SUSAN Boyle is cracking up. Susan Boyle is the Hairy Egg. Susan Boyle can’t handle the fame and is going mad-mad-maaaaaad. Susan Boyle is swearing at fans and having temper tantrums in hotels and rowing with the police. Susan Boyle is behaving like a, er, popstar.
To emphasise how much the caring media cares for the moral, spiritual and fiscal salve to the world, experience these front-page headlines:
Daily Mail: “MY Fears For Big Brother’s Susan – by Big Brother psychologist”
Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaheen Jafargholi On The Unexpected Susan Boyle
SHAHEEN Jafargholi, of Dylan Thomas School in Swansea, is appearing as an Oompa Loompa in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
Says Shaheen’s mum Karen Thomas
“When he was 18-months-old, he liked singing Will Smith’s Wild Wild West in particular. And he was really into the band Steps when he was five or six and wanted to go to all the concerts.”
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Watch: Britain’s Got Tourette’s
SUSAN Boyle Watch - In which Susan Boyle behaves like a holidaymaker in London and tells coppers, Piers Morgan and Shaheen Jafargholi to fuck off.
“SuBo goes loco”, screams the Sun. “Britain’s Got bad language,” announces the Mirror.
RANTING Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day, The Sun can reveal.
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Impersonator Attacks Shaheen Jafargholi
HAVING told a fan to, allegedly, “Fuck off”, Susan Boyle is now said to have responded to the sight of Shaheen Jafargholi making his way into the final of Britain’s Got Talent by shouting “f*** off” at the telly.
The Mail, which brings us claims of Boyle’s bon mots, then says she did storm off to her room at the Wembley Plaza Hotel before around 150 people.
Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Play The Susan Boyle Video Game
SUSAN Boyle has a video game. It’s not a make-up/ dress-up game, in which you get to turn a beautiful blonde stunna (Susan’s real name is Armani Dolce - pictures) and with an Anorak Frump Suit, fight wig and Comfi-Smock create your own Susan Boyle.
Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britain’s Got Talent: Natalie Okri Attacked
IN “BULLIES BEAT ME UP” – Star readers learn that Britain’s Got Talent’s Natalie Okri:
“CHILD singing sensation” Natalie Okri was “beaten up by jealous rivals after starring on Britain’s Got Talent”.
Usually, the back story is that the BGT wannabe was bullied before they went on the show, and now they have become a star they have won the war.
Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britain’s Got Talent: Peter Andre Duets With Shaun Smith
NOT too late for Peter Andre to enter Britain’s Got Talent to plug his new single, but he should hurry as Shaun Smith marches on.
The 17-year-old is now second favourite to win Britain’s Got Talent, having given full throat to Bill Withers’ Ain’t No Sunshine. (If Jordan is looking to sing once more, she could do worse than this hit –
Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britain’s Got Talent: Thomas Herron, Greg Pritchard And Pole Dancers
ANOTHER weekend of Britain’s Got Talent, and with it news of Thomas Herron, a five–year-old magician who “sings like a woman”.
Thomas performed a disappearing act set to the music of the Crazy Frog ring tone.
Posted: 9th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
HAVING negotiated the journey to fame and rehab, Susan Boyle is now staring death in the face.
Earlier Our Susan was in rehab, following a makeover. Now Susan Boyle moves onto Stage 3 of her media narrative: the decline.
Susan is being spoken about in the same breath as death. Who is death? No, it’s not Simon Cowell, who has had his maw darkened to make his teeth appear ever brighter.
Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Hollie Steel Beats Susan Boyle
HOLLIE Steel will Lance La Boyle. Susan Boyle is now faced with a two-pronged attack from Shaheen Jafargholi and Hollie Steel.
If nominative determinalism counts for anything, Steel will impale Boyle on the point of a sharpened majorette’s baton.
Hollie is the newest most sensational performer on planet Britain’s Got Talent. Hollie is ten, and has yet to grow facial hair and be sufficiently bullied to command a sympathetic back story.
Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which Susan Boyle morphs into Kate Moss…
Boyle the role model
THE rise and rise of Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle continued yesterday as the Scots singer was acclaimed by showbusiness royalty, foreign media and fans.
Posted: 23rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaheen Jafargholi Lances The Boyle
LANCE the Boyle! Susan Boyle must be toppled. Hurrah for Shaheen Jafargholi, who is on American TV show The Today show, telling Americans:
“It has changed my life. Overnight I’ve become apparently a global superstar. It’s so amazing to have that title. I couldn’t believe it when I was told that. It’s always been a dream of mine to get this recognition. I always like to be in the spotlight and hopefully now it’s my time to shine.”
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Sings Pretty Woman: Video
YOU’VE seen Susan Boyle change beyond all recognition. For shame!
What we need is a new Susan Boyle.
And here… she… is!
Take it away Marigold Carbuncle:
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
