Shilpa Shetty Launches Goody Gracious Me Cutty Sauce Range
WHAT began as parody becomes truth as Shilpa Shetty launches her Goody Gracious Me range of curries, chutneys and pickles in honour, nay, tribute, to Jade Goody.
To begin, dishy Shilpa “will bring to market her own brand of poppadoms“.
It’s good to see that Shilpa has moved on from being called Shilpa Poppadom and used her Jade-fed fame to do good deeds and expand her career.
Big Brother watchers will recall how Jade’s “nan” was in the BB house at the time. There is more to come from multi-talented Shilpa.
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Danielle Lloyd In Cosmectic Surgery Fight
THAT’S “SOCCER Wag” DANIELLE LLOYD on the floor outside London’s Crystal club.
She “writhes in agony outside a nightspot yesterday — tended by fellow clubbers splattered with HER blood after a savage brawl”.
Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody’s Greatest Creation
ANYONE remember when it was easy to like Shilpa Shetty? Yes, it was when she was being abused on Big Brother.
Everyone likes a victim, and Shilpa was it. But now Shilpa is accused of being the predator - it alleged that she wrecked her furture husband’s first marriage.
Here’s Shilpa showing Hello! readers around she and Raj Kundra’s British mansion. Through the double doors leading into a grand hall with two reception rooms on the left and steps down to an indoor heated swimming pool.
Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody And Shipla Shetty In EastEnders Special
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with EastEnders, Shilpa Shetty and…
The People: “SHILPA SHETTY TO JOIN EASTENDERS”
Bollywood beauty Shilpa Shetty is being lined up to join the cast of EastEnders. Jade Goody’s pal is in talks with BBC chiefs about a major role in the soap.
I-‘ate-you-Peggy-Pork-Pie!
Posted: 29th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Shilpa Shetty,
Daily Star: “Jade’s Jack in kiss ‘n’ tell shock”
How long until Jack Tweed is Jack Tweed and no longer Jade’s Jack? And kiss ‘n’ tell – surely bury ‘n’ tell..?
Daily Mirror: “JORDAN: PAL JADE WAS SO INSPIRING”
Says Jordan:
“Her bravery was so inspiring. I was really sad to discover she’d passed away. I think there should be a Jade legacy set up and I’d be honoured to be involved and continue the work she did raising awareness of cervical cancer.”
Posted: 27th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody’s Last Mother’s Day
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with the OK! memorial, Mother’s Day cards and an up-beat Shilpa.
The Mirror: “DEAR MUMMY – Jade’s boys make a poignant card for Mother’s Day”
Jade Goody’s young sons have made her cards for Mother’s Day – touchingly unaware they may never see her alive again.
Unless they read the Mirror.
Jade’s battle has seen the nation take her to its hearts – and may also save thousands of young women’s lives by raising awareness of cervical cancer.
Yesterday, 50 campaigners handed a petition to Downing Street demanding the age for regular smear tests be lowered from 25 to 20, a crusade the courageous star has backed.
Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (26) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with the last party, still no Shilpa Shetty and …
Daily Mirror: “Jack’s Her Rock”
Surely if anyone is the pumice-like Paul Burrell to Jade’s Diana it is Max Clifford. Jack would be… Dodi?
Supporters gathered outside Jade’s house yesterday. Jenny Berk, 23, from Upshire, said: “I know we can’t make a difference but we just wanted to show we care by making the effort to be here. We are just hoping and praying for a miracle.”
Our Maid Of Hearts.
Meanwhile, publisher Harper Collins revealed that the third and final instalment of Jade’s autobiography will be called Forever In My Heart.
The Sun: “One last party”
See:
Jade’s last interview, Jade’s last wedding, Jade’s last dress, Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast, Jade’s last Christening, Jade’s last party, Jade’s Last Rites; Jade’s last view and Jade’s last breath.
Make that one more last party…
She shouted on Monday evening: “Everyone go and get ready — we’ll have one big last party tonight. Can everyone please put a big f*****g smile on their face! Mum — you’re gonna need more make-up!”
She has barely regained consciousness since falling into a deep sleep on Sunday evening and remains heavily sedated, according to friends…
Waking to shout and swear about a paaaarrrrty?
Her publicist Max Clifford said: “She’s been sleeping. I understand that will get deeper.”
Sky News: “Jade Signs Cancer Battle Book Deal”
Jade Goody’s final months as she battled with terminal cancer are to be detailed in a new book.
The book, entitled “Forever in My Heart”, is described by publishers as a “modern day parable”. It will be written as a “love letter” to Goody’s two young sons, Bobby, five and Freddie, four.
Written by whom? Who loves the boys as much as their mum?
Belinda Budge, the managing director of HarperNon-Fiction said: “This is Jade in her own words. It is impossible not to be moved by her heart-warming voice which comes through loud and clear on every page of this last diary. This emotional book tells a fascinating story of our time, a story of a woman who rose to fame as a controversial reality TV star and has now won admiration in the eyes of many for the fortitude with which she is facing terminal cancer.”
Jade Goody did not choose to get ill with cancer; just as Princess Diana did not choose to die in a car crash. Diana didn’t buckle up. Jade is a victim of hard luck.
Daily Star: “JADE: SHILPA JETS IN TO SAY GOODBYE”
Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty has dashed thousands of miles to the UK to keep her promise to say goodbye to her friend Jade Goody.
The star, who has forgiven Jade, 27, for race jibes including her “Shilpa Poppadom” quip, confessed yesterday: “I really feel terrible about what has happened to her.
“All I can do is pray. I’m not giving up hope of seeing her one last time.”
The quip that led to Jade leaving the Big Brother house under a blanket in the dead of night? Here comes “Shilpa F**kawallah“.
Masala.com: “Jade Goody too ill for last goodbye”
OK!: “Jade’s Early Mother’s Day”
Sons gathering around their moms on Mother’s Day is a common and much-loved family tradition.
Unless you have daughter, or grown-up sons who forget, or – as Jeremy Kyle shows – are on drugs or glue or in jail…
When Freddy asked his mom why she looked so drowsy, Jade replied, “Because the angels are calling for Mommy.”
Stv.tv: “Jade ordeal could help kids grieve”
The plight of Jade Goody, the terminally ill reality TV star, has highlighted the need to help children prepare for the death of a loved one, according to a psychologist.
Show me the money!
Cynthia McVey, head of psychology at Glasgow Caledonian University, thinks that her tragic and very public demise could result in more being done to aid children through the grieving process.
“She’s done a great deal I think in many ways in helping people realise that you can prepare children for somebody dying,” said McVey.
See headlines such as “I’d don’t want the boys to know”; “The boys can’t know I’m dying”; and “I can’t tell the boys”.
Gawker: “OK! Magazine Murders Jade Goody”
Gawker spots our story.
Posted: 18th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with the Last Rites Video, no Shilpa Shetty and the last words…
The Sun: “JADE: Don’t let my sons see me die”
Turn off the telly. Stop the cameras. Hide the control for the Sky Plus.
The Sun: “Dying Jade: ‘I Hope I Gave You A Laugh’”
The Sun: “Jade’s last look at sunny fields”
JADE Goody was propped up in bed yesterday — to catch one last glimpse of the sun-kissed fields before she dies.
Posted: 17th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (45) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Jade performs a Marilyn Monroe tribute.
Daily Star: “JADE’S FINAL PARTY”
After Jade’s last interview, Jade’s last wedding, Jade’s last dress, Jade’s last fight, Jade’s last slice of toast and Jade’s last Christening, we have:
DYING Jade Goody is celebrating what is feared will be her last weekend with a big “farewell party.”
Visitors flocked to her bedside yesterday and many more will be back today and tomorrow.
Posted: 14th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (36) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Fergie Spreads Lipstick On Barack Obama
FERGIE, the singer who wets herself, and not the self-styled Duchess who doesn’t wet herself but knows a few royals who do and reserves the right to film it for historical record, is the lips of a new HIV prevention lipstick.
Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody: Jack Tweed’s Confession, Signature Coffins, Paul Burrell And The Best Anecdote Ever
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer, feartuing Jack Tweed’s confession, signature coffins, Paul Burrell and a great anecdote.
The Sun (front page): “JACK’S BEDSIDE CONFESSION AS JADE WEAKENS”
A confession?
EMOTIONAL Jack Tweed told yesterday how he spent a whole night holding terminally-ill Jade Goody’s hand in hospital — and begged her to forgive his criminal past.
Forgive me Jade, for I have sinned.
Jack is at the hospital. His electronic tag has been switched to light vibrate (all electronic devices should be switched off) long enough for him spend the night with Jade in hospital following her recent operation.
Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody: Jordan’s Flowers, Kill Her Now, Coleen Rooney And A Secret Ceremony
JADE Goody’s celebrity cancer: Jordan’s Flowers, Kill Her Now, Coleen Rooney And A Secret Ceremony.
Are the papers tying of the Jade Goody story? If she lingers for too long – months on the front page – perhaps the papers will start to turn on her.
Look out for “GET ON WITH IT JADE”, “HEAVEN WON’T WAIT FOREVER”, or …
The Sun (front page): “JADE: KILL ME NOW.”
Jade is:
“Distraught at diagnosis”
Brave Jade distraught? “Brave” is the epithet tabloids lost causes. And the grim news is that Jade Goody is terminally ill. But how does “brave” sit with “distraught”?
Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody: Shilpa Shetty Prays And The Two-Minute Silence
JADE Goody Live Celebrity Cancer Watch: Worzel Gummidge, Shilpa Shetty Prays And A Two-Minute Silence
DAILY MIRROR (front page): “SAD JADE ALONE ON WEDDING NIGHT”
Jade Goody is a living Worzel Gummidge, the scarecrow of tea-time telly who could change his moods as she changed his head. Look, there’s vile Jade; there’s brave Jade and today here’s sad Jade.
But why is sad Jade alone?
“Police curfew on groom Jack”
Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody Celebrity Cancer Live: Gordon Brown, Girls Aloud And The Grim Reaper
Jade Goody Live Celebrity Cancer Watch: Gordon Brown Cares, Girls Aloud Weep And Cancer Scares.
BBC: “Tweed speaks out over sick Goody”
The BBC would never broadcast a live celebrity death would it? No, of course not. Never…
Jade Goody’s fiance Jack Tweed has revealed how he is feeling ahead of his wedding to the reality TV star, who has terminal cancer.
During a series of documentaries for Living, Tweed said: “It’s weird, but it’s like a film, I’m happy, but then I’m sad, obviously.”
Like a film, and he’s got a speaking role. Who’s writing the script?
Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: The Reality Show Hissy Fit
JADE GOODY’S Celebrity Cancer: The head, the bravery and the columnists…
DAILY MIRROR: “Jade Goody exclusive: Cancer-stricken star trying to heal rift between boyfriend and mum”
Jade Goody was forced to act as peacemaker only hours after life-saving surgery when her mum and her boyfriend got into a bust-up.
Row! Roll cameras.
Posted: 9th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: Live Updates
JADE GOODY’S Celebrity Cancer: The boys, the bravery and the tears…
MIRROR (front page): “I CAN’T TELL MY BOYS,” says Jade Goody.
Maybe there’s just no telling Jade’s boys, who as well as being impossible to instruct are also unable to read front-page news headlines and acres of news about brave Jade?
Here are Jade’s boys now, off to buy some sweets and comics from the newsagents. Hey look, kids, there’s mum on the cover of the paper.
Boys: “What does it say Mr, Anglo-Asian Newsagent, sir?”
Newsagent (wipes tear): “JADE GOODY IS FANTASTIC!
Boys: “Yaaaaaaaay”
Posted: 8th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (38) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody’s Celebrity Cancer: Casualty Special And Hate Mail
JADE Goody Cancer watch: Jade has a tumour removed.
“JADE’S LIFE SAVING OP” is the Mirror’s front-page news.
A nation’s heart has gone out to Jade Goody during her cancer battle, but few people can truly understand her ordeal as well as Rebekah Gibbs.
Who she?
The former Casualty star was diagnosed with breast cancer in April last year - just 10 weeks after the birth of her daughter Gigi.
Posted: 7th, February 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (23) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Harry, The Paki And The Raghead
THE News of The World says Prince Harry three years ago did call a person a “paki” and referred to others as “ragheads.”
St. James’s Palace says Prince Harry did not intend much by it - it being him joshing about.
Here’s the round-up. And - get his - Harry is now Jade Goody…
Posted: 10th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (30) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
2008: Gordon Brown’s Non Celebrity Celebrity Year
GORDON Brown is not a celebrity. And that’s good.
Says Gordon Brown, serious politician:
“I think we’re moving from this period when, if you like, celebrity matters, when people have become famous for being famous. I think you can see that in other countries too - people are moving away from that to what lies behind the character and the personality.”
Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Eugenie Hides In Hole To Escape Mumbai Massacre
The MUMBAI slaughter needs perspective.
Shilpa Shetty has helped GMTV viewer make sense of it all. And now the Sun introduces its readers to Princess Eugenie.
“Eugenie escaped slaughter,” says the headline.
“Princess Eugenie narrowly escaped the Mumbai massacre, the Sun can reveal.”
Eugenie left Mumbai four days before the carnage. And what’s more it is “thought” she visited the Oberoi Hotel and the Leopold café.
Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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