Save Perez: Perez Hilton Is Scientology’s ‘Latest Victim’
CELEBRITY blogger gone native Perez Hilton (and family) is introducing his readers to the wonders of Scientology.
Anorak’s Man in the ratsnest tells us:
“Notice the text on pink background below, sandwiched between badly written blog stories?
“That’s not just an informational blurb about the Church of Scientology – it’s space bought & paid for by the church. And who’s the recipient of those Scientology dollars? Perez Hilton.”
Nothing wrong with anything about that. You can support what you like on your own blog. But Perez Hilton seems a little confused about what his views on Scientology are. He likes their money – unless he’s posting the ads for free? - but doesn’t seem to much like them:
On the matter of John Travolta’s son Jett’s death:
This must have been a very difficult day for the star, but we wonder if there will be any backlash from the Scientology community, where discussion of developmental disorders is a big no-no.
The weird Katie Holmes:
Look at Tom’s intense gaze! Well, the couple that jogs together…loves Xenu together?
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Sweden And Aisling Syme
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann : Aisling Syme is missing in New Zealand. The McCanns have issued a press release saying they are praying for her. And then one day on, Maddie is spotted in Sweden…
The Sun: “McCanns: Find girl in Swedish photo”
DETECTIVES were last night desperately hunting a girl who was photographed in Sweden - after computer-matching showed she could be missing Madeleine McCann.
The girl, who was pictured at a car show, bears a strong resemblance to Maddie, who would now be six. Her jawline is identical and her eyes are the same colour as Maddie’s.
Blonde child spotted in Sweden. Read all about it.
The girl was with a man and a woman at the car show, held in Sweden’s capital Stockholm in August. The man was Swedish but the girl spoke perfect English.
A seded woo can speak English? Hold the front page!
The woman remained silent, and the snapper said both adults refused to be photographed.
The man and woman with the child at a car show declined to be photographed by a stranger looking at the child they were with? Odd…
The couple’s official spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: “Kate and Gerry and their investigators are aware of the picture and are liaising with the relevant authorities. The investigation team are looking into it.”
Haven’t we been in Sweden before? And don’t we already know what Madeleine McCann looks like aged 6?
The Sun told in August how a Victoria Beckham lookalike asked a man at a marina in Barcelona, Spain: “Are you here to deliver my new daughter?” One of the yachts linked to the woman came from Sweden.
The luxury cruiser was one of six recorded as having left the Algarve port of Portimao the morning after Maddie vanished. All the other boats have been traced and eliminated from the investigation. But all efforts to find the Swedish yacht have failed.
As Anorak told you:
In Sweden all vessels measuring over 12 metres (40ft) long must be registered with the Swedish Maritime Administration. But inquires with their head office in Stockholm yesterday found no record of the yacht.
You don’t suppose… No, it’s too far-fetched. Well, you don’t suppose the mystery yacht was smaller than 12 metres long?
Now in the Sun:
An investigator revealed: “It has apparently vanished without trace. The captain told port authorities he was going to the Algarve port of Albufeira, but the boat never arrived and has not been found since.”
UK Parents Lounge: “Madeleine ‘lookalike’ sought by Swedish police”
The tagline for this website is – cruel irony of cruel ironies – “a place to get away from the kids”.
Daily Telegraph: “New Zealand child disappearance ’similar’ to that of Madeleine McCann”
Meanwhile in New Zealand…
More than 60 officers are searching for Aisling Symes, who vanished from outside a house in Auckland five days ago.
Aukland NewsTalk counts 40 officers.
Her mother, who was with her at the time, claims she disappeared within just a few seconds while her back was turned… Child abduction is extremely rare in New Zealand and Aisling’s case has caused widespread shock, dominating newspaper and television headlines for five days. A picture of the blonde-haired, blue-eyed toddler dressed in a knitted blue striped cardigan has stared hauntingly from front pages daily.
Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Relevant.
“I turned off the hot tap, looked behind me and there she was, watching what Caty and I were up to,” a tearful Mrs Symes said. I turned off the cold tap, looked behind me, and she was gone — that fast. I can’t believe that she moved so quickly. In the time it took just to turn off a tap, she was gone.”
Irish Herald: “Aisling’s kidnapping suddenly makes the world feel less safe”
We are continually protecting ourselves and our children against dangers, imaginary and real. This is why events such as the kidnapping of Aisling (2), the murder of James Bulger or the 2007 disappearance of Madeleine McCann on a family holiday have such a strong effect on those who have never met them.
Madeleine McCann is missing - but not in the press which continues to sue her as its fallback story…
Images: taken from The Sun’s website and published here in the hope that it can help find Madeleine McCann. If it is in breach of copyright, we will take it down immediately.
Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Madeleine McCann Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann: Victoria Beckham Lookalike Found
MADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - Posh lookalike found, live from Barcelona and the Swedish ghost ship…
Daily Express (back on the front page): “MADDIE: Mystery of yacht that just vanished”
It’s the “MADDIE YACHT MYSTERY”.
No, it’s not the yacht that just vanished form the new, the Arab yacht that in June 2007 caused the Express to yell “Find the Arab’s yacht.” This is another disappearing yacht entirely:
A YACHT which left the Algarve just hours after Madeleine McCann disappeared has vanished without trace, the Daily Express can reveal. The luxury Swedish cruiser sailed out of the Portuguese harbour at Portimao on May 4, 2007, the morning after four-year-old Madeleine disappeared. It has not been seen since.
Last night there was growing speculation that Madeleine might have been whisked out of Portugal on the mystery boat.
Speculation like:
It is possible Madeleine could have been abducted on the orders of a childless couple, desperate to have a family, and taken to Barcelona to meet her new “parents”…
And the mystery yacht?
In Sweden all vessels measuring over 12 metres (40ft) long must be registered with the Swedish Maritime Administration. But inquires with their head office in Stockholm yesterday found no record of the yacht.
You don’t suppose… No, it’s too far-fetched. Well, you don’t suppose the mystery yacht was smaller than 12 metres long?
Daily Star: “Maddie: Was she on boat?”
The Swedish boat or the Arab boat? The jet ski?
MADDIE: RIDDLE OF AUSSIE ‘GHOST SHIP’
DETECTIVES hunting for Madeleine McCann were last night trying to trace a multi-million-pound power boat. The high-speed craft flying the Australian flag was moored yards from the spot where a nervous Posh Spice lookalike asked a Brit: “Are you here to deliver my daughter?’’
Posted: 8th, August 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Media Comments (33) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Angelina Jolie Topless Pictures
DANIEL Edwards’ sculpture of Angelina Jolie - ‘Landmark For Breastfeeding’ - portrays the mother-of-six naked and breastfeeding two babies while seated.
The babes are Knox and Vivienne, immortalised in W magazine’s cover shot, and by Anorak’s pal 14. Jolie has, famously, another four nipples, but with swine flu fears rife, they are hidden form view.
On day the nipples will seep milk and Jolie’s worshippers will come from miles around to fill their own jugs, spreading the heeling potion the world over.
The craven image is aimed to coincide with World Breastfeeding Week, in which breast milk fetishists can safely emerge into polite society, and anyone mum feeding their child with a bottle will be stared at and made to feel uncomfortable.
Sandy Wilson of Phantom-Financial, the outfit behind the artwork says:
“We believe the statue sends a beautiful message by promoting the acceptance of public breastfeeding. Mothers should be encouraged to nurture their babies anywhere.”
Nothing screams acceptance better than a huge statue of celebrity’s milky bosom.
Pictures of this work and Edwards’ other statures of Britney Spears, Nadya Suleman, Suri Cruise’s poo, Oprah Winfrey, Prince Harry, Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama hereunder:
Posted: 5th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Holmes And Tom Cruise Divorce
KATIE Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise. No. Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise?
Grazia magazine invites readers to join a heated debate. The chair moves that Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise.
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
RUN, Suri Cruise.
Run!
Posted: 27th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brad Pitt Moves Out On Angelina Jolie
BRAD Pitt “moves out” of where ever it is he lives and the National Enquirer follows up that bombshell with news that he “wants all 6 kids”.
Ha! All six? Brad was never that good at the counting game, and Anorak learns that the world boasts around 3billion children, every one them better off with Angelina Jolie, David Banda and Octomum’s kids (plus ca change) included, although not Suri Cruise (Obey Her!).
Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Suri Cruise On One Million Dollar Training Programme
SURI Cruise. Obey me. And for all you French and Spanish readers: Obey Me.
Early days in the education of Suri Cruise, but reports are that she will be able to say “Obey ME” in many languages when Tom’s $1 million investment in her education takes hold.
A “source” tells the National Enquirer:
“It doesn’t matter what Suri is doing, Tom wants her to be able to do it better than any other child. All parents think their kids are special, but Tom and Katie firmly believe Suri is gifted.”
Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PITY “poor Suri Cruise”, the “fashion victim”. The Mail tells its readers:
How poor Suri Cruise has become a style victim at just three years of age
Lydia Slater looks on, with pity:
Poor little Suri. Not for her the wonderful freedom of going out in electric pink and a plastic tiara (as any parent of a toddler will know, their own taste in clothes is resolutely chavvy), and God forbid she drips any ice-cream down her costly frocks.
Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise Finalises The Conversion Of Katie Holmes
MISSION complete, almost. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are almost one.
Posted: 25th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Holmes Pregnant With Excitement
TOM Cruise, a guest on Jonathon’s Ross returned BBC TV show, is gazing up on Katie Holmes; and she is gazing upon him.
What can it mean?
The Star invites “body language experts” Rose Dennen and Professor Robert Edelmann to translate.
Rose:
“The most fascinating picture is of Tom and Kate rubbing her stomach as is she is pregnant.”
Readers should know that Katie is pictured leaving London’s The Ivy eatery. An overindulgence cannot be ruled out, nor a peptic ulcer.
Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paedo ISPS Charge Extra For Paedophiles
SAYS the Sun: “Cops have to BUY paedo info.”
What’s the going rate for paedo info, then? Just curious.
(Note to ISP: This is for research purposes.)
Posted: 21st, January 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ten Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise
ITALIAN organ LeiWeb is interviewing Tom Cruise. It lists what it is, allegedly, able and unable to say. The hack must:
- Have seen his film Valkyrie
- Have understood and enjoyed Valkryie
- Read a letter that explaisn that Scientology has never been banned in Germany
Posted: 20th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Crusie Wants To Create An Army Of Suri
TOM Cruise tells the Sun:
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”
The Sun hears Tom says of his daughter Suri, the protoype:
“She’s so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great.”
Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
TOM Cruise is off to the shops with Suri Cruise, the hardest working toddler in showbiz.
They’re off to a toy shop. Suri is picking out games and dolls to give to underprivileged kids defined as “children with only one celebrity parent.”
Suri is choosing the dolls. Anorak has a picture of her selections. Each doll comes with a stock of phrases:
- “Listen to the Thetans”
- “We are your best friends”
- “Yield!”
Better perhaps than this doll. Get ‘em - before they get you…
Image: 14
Posted: 10th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Suri Cruise Prepares For The Invasion
ANOTHER day and another photo op for Sur Cruise, the hardest working child in showbiz.
Suri is pictured here with her associates, the agents of her will who will go forth and explain to other children that they must follow her.
Posted: 7th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Odd Spots Celebrity: Peaches And Blake
Peaches And Blake - Holy Moly
Maria Carey retouched - PISTNB
Madonna’s old bag - Dlisted
Kate Winslet going up - WWTDD
Suri Cruise is still working - Laineygossip
Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise Wants Us to Yield To Suri
I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl - Tom Cruise, PR to Suri Cruise
Posted: 26th, November 2008 | In: Backlash Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
“MY daughter is sweet but very strong-willed,” says Tom Cruise of his daughter Suri, recently crowned cutest tot in this world and beyond.
You may think otherwise, you may think your own child is better looking or seek to champion a Pitt-Jolie, but resistance is futile.
Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble
SURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale:
Suri Cruise:
Special skills: They say she has telekinetic powers, can bend a weaning-spoon has fluent German and can sing hymns backwards
Intelligence: Out of this world
Strength: Resistence is futile
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Special skills: Blonde to very blonde
Intelligence: Probable
Strength: Pout
There can be only one…
Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Tom Cruise Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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