Scare Story: Fructose Is A Silent Killer
SCARE story of the day comes via the Daily Express’ front page, which tells readers that the sugary stuff in their tea is deadly:
SWEETNER IS SILENT KILLER
The Express loves a silent killer.
* STOP THIS SILENT KILLER - THE family of a Scottish student who died after doctors failed to diagnose her deep vein thrombosis (DVT) are demanding a new screening programme to detect the silent killer. –
* A QUARTER of Britons are unaware that they are suffering from the “silent killer” of high blood pressure, and run the risk of being afflicted by a stroke.
* GRIN OF A SILENT KILLER - It Virginia Tech killer Cho Seung-Hui
Today’s silent killer is sweetner.
MILLIONS of Britons are risking high blood pressure by consuming snacks that contain a common sweetener, a study has revealed. Fructose is found in many everyday products, including bread, cereals, cakes, sweets and soft drinks.
Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Scare Stories Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Natalie Cassidy’s Simplisitic Weight Watch With Charlotte Church
IN this week’s OK!: Natalie Cassidy talks weight, Charlotte Church’s keep fit with kidz, The Saturday’s flakes and The Apprentice’s Alex Wotherpsoon ties the rings…
NATALIE Cassidy is using her outing on Strictly Come Dancing to tell OK! readers that if her lover of ten weeks asked her to marry her she’d say yes.
“One day I want a church wedding or a castle. It would be simplistic with not many people, just ones that mean a lot to us.”
Like Natalie’s old English teacher. Simples.
In other Fatalie Cassidy news.
NC: “I’m in magazines all the time and the stories are all about my weight. That’s just hurtful.”
OK!: “Are you hoping it [SCD] will help you lose weight?”
OK!: “Natalie vows: I’ll lose three stone on Strictly.”
Charlotte Church’s Weight
Says a friend:
“Charlotte is now a large size 12 but wants to get down to a size 10. If she does, she wants to do a workout video – but she’s told Gavin she’s happy to be a toned size 12.”
And what about that video – cue the Benny Hill theme tune?
“To be honest, I couldn’t; give a fuck what people think I look like. I didn’t have a personal trainer or anything, but running after the children keeps me trim.”
It’s a PG-rated work out video.
The Saturday’s Frankie Sandford:
“I always aim to have Brand Flakes with semi-skimmed milk for breakfast. Sometimes I have granary bread with butter and marmite. Or, if I’m in a rush, a banana.”
Adding:
“I love popcorn, so it’s a bonus that it’s not very fattening.”
Alex Wotherspoon marries Hannah Robbins
Wotherspoon was last seen sloping off from Surr Alan Sugar’s office in The Apprentice. Now he’s married. And OK! looks on.
Wife Hannah “wears an unstated veil which covered her face”.
Which is traditional. She then lifts the veil to east Norwegian prawns with melon, followed by leg of lamb with seasonal vegetables and a stock of profiteroles to finish.
Leave room for the cake:
“Next came the cutting of the cake which again showed what an intensely personal and family orientated day this was, with the stunning ice tower being created by Hannah’s auntie.”
A word now from the happy couple:
Hannah: “… the wedding ring should be simple, understated and oure.”
Alex: “I designed mine myself. It’s just a band with a cross along it and a diamond in the middle. If we have children we will add an diamond every time.”
Simplistically.
Posted: 9th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, OK! Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Trashes Whites And Christians
MEGAN Fox opens her mouth and thanks to a combination of her looks, pouting and hints of primary sexual characteristics, no-one hears her until the words are written down. Then we get this:
At a press conference in South Korea yesterday, Fox was asked how she’d prevent the evil Transformer Megatron from destroying the world. Saying she’d barter with him, the star explained how she’d reason with the character:
“Instead of the entire planet, [I'd say to him]: Can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Leaked Topless Photos
HAVING dumped Brian Austin Green, leading Hollywood thinker and non-topless topless model Megan Fox is asked who she will date next?
“Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE named RAIN and I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.”
You work it, girl. And Rain - well, he can trawl the web for those leaked photos of his future squeeze (see below), the one who will end the Cold War with North Korea, for whom he spies. (Old Mr Anorak says he’s just looking after Megan’s best interests.)
Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Alan Sugar Says ‘Labour Offers No Route Out Of Recession’
SURRR Alan Sugar is soon to be Lord Alan Sugar - Lorrralan. Sugar is Brown’s big pointy finger, pointing the way ahead.
Posted: 7th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Renames Omaha Beach “Obama Beach”
OBAMA Beach. Not Omaha Beach. Obama Beach Video.
Dear Gordon Brown,
For your own health and well being, go now.
Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Trains For London Marathon
SO bad has it got for Gordon Brown that the Daily Star – the official Big Brother newspaper – replaces its front-page daily diet of BB news with a cartoon of the monocular leader.
What odds the paper has mistaken goings in the House of Commons for the Big Brother house:
Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brown Sugar: Gordon Brown’s Celebrity Drug
GORDON Brown offers “new seriousness” and the death of the vapid celebrity culture in politics.
And to prove it he’s just hired Alan Sugar as his “enterprise czar”…
2008: Gordon Brown’s Non Celebrity Celebrity Year
Bloody Alan Sugar Presents The Apprentice Uncut
David Cameron Employs Tony Blair To Save His British Business
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox’s Secret Picture Gallery
MEGAN Fox is the actress with the looks that explain why older actresses frequent Messers Nip’n’ Tuck and why men can stand to leave their porn collection at home and go to the cinema.
Anorak learns that Megan Fox not only epitomises nominative determinism - much like Angelina Jolie, on whom she has been modelled - but also is able to speak off the script. Hereunder are her ilustrated quotes, with secret picture gallery…
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Apprentice Lorraine Tighe’s Facial
LORRAINE Tighe was to be the new Susan Boyle, striking a blow for less-than-gorgeous womanhood, and turning Hairy Cherub Alan Sugar’s Apprentice into a moral lesson.
But Grazia says Lorraine is to embrace new teeth, a “facialist” and “may even have Botox”.
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Bloody Alan Sugar Presents The Apprentice Uncut
IT’S bloody Sir Alan Sugar - bluddy, bluddy, bluddy, bluddy - SurrrAlan Sugar of The Apprentice media training centre…
The Apprentice: Ben Clarke Creates Hunt For New Hate Figure
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Apprentice: Ben Clarke Creates Hunt For New Hate Figure
GOODBYE Ben Clarke, The Apprentice candidate who was being eaten by his suit.
And you’re passing leaves us with a problem: who do we now hat?
Posted: 21st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Apprentice: Ben Clarke’s Bush Tucker Trial
NEWS on The Apprentice “posh boy” Ben Clarke, who not only looks like a bloated Coronation Street’s David Platt being eater by a suit by has swallowed a “LIVE GOLDFISH whole”.
Lest you be unimpressed, the News of The World calls it “a sick stunt at a boozy birthday bash”.
Ben Clarke become the “shark in a suit” cheered on by a “crowd of guffawing toffs”.
Then:
“Ben then egged on his drunken friends to swill down 15 MORE goldfish.”
Posted: 17th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Apprentice: Phil Loves Kate And We Hate Howard
HAVING missed out an office job in Brentwood, The Apprentice’s Phil Taylor says he is “head over heels “in love with…
Anyone who’s seen Philip on the show will expect the sentence to end with “himself”. But Phil says he is in love with Kate Walsh, the show’s resident blonde with the big teeth and cross-dressing fashion sense.
Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Apprentice’s Lorraine In Sex Club Orgy
WORKING out who to hate in The Apprentice is this season’s challenge.
Ben Clarke is easy to dislike. But the carbed-up version of Coronation Street Rat Boy David Platt is being edged out by Philip, the charmless, self-centred former estate agent who thinks shouting down women is a stepping stone to a place on The Sunday Times Rich List.
His sounding board last week was Lorraine Tighe, who the News of The World says is a “SWINGER” fresh from a “sweaty orgy in a sex club”.
Posted: 26th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
All Christians Are Islamophobes Says Children’s Magazine
THIS cartoon is claled Standing Up For What You Believe In, and features in the latest issue of Klic!, the quarterly magazine aimed at 8-to-12-year-olds in care.
It’s published by the Who Cares? Trust - and aims to be “the best ever mag for kids in care”, beating off competition from Playstation Monthly, Readers’ Wives and The Lady.
Posted: 5th, April 2009 | In: Media Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
THE Apprentice in Lego. You’re inspired…
Read: Alan Sugar Already Has His Apprentice
Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Alan Sugar Already Has His Apprentice
THE Apprentice is back on your screens and Sir Alan Sugar is limbering up his Possibility Finger to reject those contestants for whom an office job in Brentwood will be forever be a dream unfulfilled.
The Sun showcases the agonists, and begins with Debra Barr enjoying “a bit of naughty business dressed in a Bunny costume. She showed off her wild side while frolicking with a pal at a New Year’s Eve party in London.”
Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Skiing Briton Rob Williams Dies On Twitter
ROB Williams has died on a skiing holiday, and will be written about as the man who died on Twitter.
Rob Williams was in Verbier, along with his business partner, Jason Tavaria, and Michelle Dewberry, who made her name on Alan Sugar’s The Apprentice.
Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama, Nelson Mandela And Jade Goody Are Most Respected People In World
DID you know that Barack Obama, Nelson Mandela and….. Jade Goody are ‘world’s most respected’ people?
Yeah, we thought Goody would top Obama, who would be trumped by Mandela, but facts are facts.
Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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