All Homosexuals Should Be Stoned To Death
WITH is wiry beard and glasses, Anjem Choudary, should be the tabloids’ pet mad mullah, the one they turn to when they need an Islamist to say something to cause offence.
And the Mail tunes in and hears the “the firebrand cleric who wants to see Britain ruled by Sharia law” trigger the headline: “All homosexuals should be stoned to death, says Muslim preacher of hate.”
Says Choudary:
Posted: 21st, March 2009 | In: Media Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jade Goody Cancer, With Cheryl Cole, Michael Jackson, Omar Bakri And Slumdog
JADE Goody celebrity cancer: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s celebrity cancer with Cheryl Cole, Michael Jackson, Omar Bakri and Slumdog…
The Sun: “JADE’S GOING BLIND”
It is the “Star’s new agony”. It’s front-page news. Why Max Clifford calls David Blunkett and the Sun is printed in Braille (Page 3, too, readers!), we ask, can it get worse for Jade?
The Scotsman: “Michael Jackson sends love to dying Jade Goody
MICHAEL Jackson sent his “love” to Jade Goody, above, and asked if he could visit her in hospital, her publicist said yesterday.
Michael Jackson To Play Ten Dates In O2 Oxygen Tent!
The terminally-ill reality star was “exhausted” and under 24-hour protection after being confronted by a woman with a hammer, Max Clifford said. He added that Goody had been cheered by messages of goodwill from Jackson.
Posted: 10th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (31) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Binyam Mohamed Appeal: Let Him Stay, We Need A New Tabloid Terrorist
BINYAM Mohammed is being “TREATED LIKE ROYALTY”.
He is the “terror suspect” being “flown back to Britain by private jet”. And “he’ll get thousands a year in benefits”.
The Express is delighted that Ethiopian Binyam Mohamed is now returned to the country he once lived in. With Omar Bakri taking the winter sun in Lebanon, and Abu Hamza twiddling his hooks in jail, the British media needs a Muslim it can hold up as our nutter-in-residence.
But will he be allowed to stay?
Posted: 24th, February 2009 | In: Media Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
British Islamists And A Return To Fundmantalist St Valentine’s Day
RING! Ring! It’s Anjem Chouday, the “BONKERS HATE PREACHER”.
What news from the man who makes a decent stab at replacing mad mullah Omar Bakri and one-eyed, no-handed, purpled people eater Abu Hamza as the tabloids’ pet loon in residence but comes up short?
Today the Star reports that Choudary thinks anyone who sends a Valentine’s card will rot in Hell.
Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sun Targets The Islamist Jew Targeters
The Sun says Alan Sugar is being fired on by terrorists. Says Tim Ireland:
The Sun’s article claiming that ‘top jews’ were being targeted by Muslims (that was in fact based on forum comments written by their quoted terrorism ‘expert’ posing as a Muslim) has been removed [404] from The Sun’s website without explanation.
You don’t suppose it was bollox, do you? Can it be that hard to find a resident nutter? Omar Bakri- how they miss you…
Posted: 12th, January 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Terrorists Target Jews Sugar, Winehouse and Ronson: Blair Outraged
ALAN Sugar is on a “Hit List” of prominent UK Jews to be offed by Islamists. So says the Sun, which leads with “TERROR TARGET SUGAR”.
Given Sugar’s beard, his “You’re fired” catchprase on The Apprentice and gruff demeanour, on reading the headline Anorak supposed Sugar was being less targeted than wooed by the new brown shirts to overhaul their recruitment policy.
Reading on, the Sun talks of “fears” that a list is being drawn up, and that the one who fears most is “British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey”. He “is convinced online forum Ummah is being used to prepare a deadly backlash against UK Jews”.
On the Ummah site, “Saladin1970” asks for help compiling “a list of those who support Israel”.
“Abuislam” asks: “Have we got a list of top Jews we can target? Can someone post names and addresses?”
Names given include: Sugar, DJ Mark Ronson, Foreign Secretary David Miliband and Amy Winehouse. That’s a real kick in the teeth to the likes of Alan Yentob, the BBC bigwig who must have fancied himself to be a target.
Posted: 8th, January 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (24) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Strictly Come Dancing Judges Hacked Off
PRO-Celebrity dance was always a rough game, but that it should come to this: “DANCE JUDGES ALL AXED.”
If any celebrity or judge was going to lose their heads it would surely be an agonist on Dancing on Ice, the only reality TV show the Taliban will watch.
Injuries thus far on Strictly Come Dancing have been reserved to pride, until now.
Posted: 23rd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The X Fatwa: Omar Barki Answers Your Questions
OMAR Bakri Mohammed is back. After too long a wait, and too many pretenders, the UK’s very own gurning Islamist loon is broadcasting again.
Eat your heart out, Rossy!
Sadly, Bakri is only available for those of you with an internet connection. The rest will have to make do with Anorak’s compilation DVD and video “Now That’s What I Call Ranting” Volumes 1,2,3,4 and now 5.
Sky reports that Bakri has been delivering sermons on the internet chat room PalTalk from his home in Lebanon.
Posted: 13th, December 2008 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dear Anjem, All We Want For Christmas Is Omar Barki
ANJEM Choudary tries and tries and – boy - how he tries. But he’s no Omar Bakri.
Granted, he has the glasses and the he has the beard, but both are too neat, too tidy, too contrived.
“MAD MULLAH RANTS: BAN EVIL XMAS,” screams the Star’s front-page headline. The “pathway to hellfire” is lined with tinsel and covered in shards of Christmas tree leaves.
Christmas is evil, says the mad mullah. And a million housewives agree.
If Christmas is evil “Why does he have a beard like Santa?” asks the Star. Few would care to get close enough to Choudary to sit on his knee and give that beard a hearty tug. Would it come away in the hand revealing the shy feminine-skinned man beneath?
Posted: 10th, December 2008 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Call 118 118 For A Racist Gag Or Get One Free In The Daily Mail
THE Daily Mail abhors racism. So when it learnt that the 118 118 phone service was sending out racist jokes, it responded with fury:
THE OLD ONES ARE The BEST – Dwarf jokes. Irish jokes. Nothing’s off limits in this interview, and as our girl learns. There’s one major difference between Frank Carson and the M1. You can turn off the M12 – Daily Mail, Jane Fryer
“This sick joke – Student uses directory inquiries’ text for a gag service …and gets a racist reply” – Daily Mail
Kameron Abbas test 118118 and gets asked:
Posted: 27th, November 2008 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
War On Laughter: Terrorists Taught To Tell Jokes
IT’S an established fact that Omar Bakri is a terrific after dinner speaker, winning the MUFTA trophy three years running, most recently for a routine that saw his rhyme Al Qaeda with James Spader and an impression of Hale & Pace reciting a Monty Python sketch.
On the circuit, Bakri knocks the fundamentalists bandy.
Posted: 21st, November 2008 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MI5 Fight To Keep Abu Qatada In UK As Tory MP Foments Fear
“THOUSANDS of fanatics in Britain are planning a series of massacres, it was claimed last night,” writes the Star.
The news from an MI5 leaked paper is chilling:
Posted: 10th, November 2008 | In: Media, War On Terror Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Poppy Cocks: Gaunt and Choudary Need To Remember
“VILE HATE PREACHER INSULTS OUT POPPIES,” screams the Star.
The Sun cocks an ear to the West. It picks up its hotline to Omar Bakri. The Sun’s dial-a-loon denies all knowledge.
“Not, me, guv,” chimes Bakri, Beirut Hackney Cab Driver 5641b. “But I wish I’d have thought of it. While you’re on the blower can I wish death on Pudsey Bear instead?” Save it, Bakri.
Back to the Star, and Anjem Choudary says our poppies are crap. Our poppies aren’t even real poppies. Our Great British poppies smell of NOTHING.
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Warbler On Terror: X Factor Corps Help For Heroes
WHAT price heroism? Why, 79p, since you ask.
Having faced down the enemy, veterans of the War on Terror are not faced with the Warble On Terror.
This is their proudest day. Cut out and keep this one, mum. After years of bath warbling and assaults on eardrums and mirrors, Simon Cowell’s barmy army now stand proud on the Sun’s front page.
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Media, War On Terror Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Omar Bakri Declares War On The X Factor
SLOW News day. Then call Omar Bakri. Come in Omar Barki… Do you read me?
The Sun picks up its walkie talkie and tunes into the Bakri cackle. The result is nothing less than “THE X FATWA – Terror alert as Bakri slams troops charity song”.
Eat your heart out Mazher Mahmood, News International’s fake sheikh. Bakri is the real deal, bringing front-page exclusives on a daily basis.
(If you call, he’ll rant about whatever you like. Omar, if you’re reading this, set up a premium rate RANT LINE. I’ve got ideas, call me.)
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Media, Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paul McCartney Loses His Head In Ringo Starr Look- Alike Revenge Train Attack
GIVEN the way it bobbles to and fro, it was ever a possibility that Paul McCartney’s head would one day come clean off.
The chance of Macca losing his head only grew when mad mullah and Ringo Starr look-alike Omar Bakri was solicited to say that the former squire to Lady Heather Mills would be cut by a million swords and the hole rogered by a billion jihadis should the ex-Beatle play Israel.
Now we learn via the pages of the Ealing Times that Sir Paul’s head has come off and abandoned on a train.
Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ringo Starr WILL Sign Your Breasts And Napkins
RINGO Starr warns Omar Bakri to back off. A pause. And now Ringo will sign your autographs:
Omar Bakri Beats The Drum For Paul McCartney In Israel
Ringo Starr Warns Omar Bakri To Stop Or Else
Beatles Legend Ringo Starr Is Decapitated
Ringo Starr Falls Prey To Liverpool’s Culture Vultures
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Twitterings Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ringo Starr Warns Omar Bakri To Stop Or Else
RINGO Starr vows not to sign any more autographs. Says he:
“Please do not send fan mail to any address you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it’s gonna be tossed.”
Tossed?
Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Omar Bakri Swaps Wife For Stunna
HURRAH for Omar Bakri father of breasts pneumatic and dancer of lap.
Today Omar Bakri – The War On Terror’s Peter Stringfellow” – takes a bride a year younger than his poletastic daughter Yasmin.
Out goes Hanah, 48, and in comes a “beauty” called Ruba, 26.
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Media, Tabloids, War On Terror Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Vex Factor: Hunt For Abu Hamza’s Islmofascist Protégé
GOOD news in the War on Terror: hook-handed, one-eyed, purple preacher eater Abu Hamza might be able to stay in Blighty for another five years.
As Anorak readers know, every since Hamza was jailed and Omar Bakri went to live in Lebanon, the tables have been running Celebrity Vex Factor, the hunt for the new gurning, raving face of British Islmofascism.
But the Muslim community is just not up to it. All we get is understanding, no bombs, no vitriol and no lunacy.
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Tabloids, War On Terror Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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