Barack Obama Uses Ghost Writers For His Twitter Account
BARACK Obama has a huge Twitter following. He is the President of the United States on Twitter. Barack Obama is your pal. It turns out that Barack doesn’t write his own Twitters. Another Barack Obama does that.
Rumours are that he doesn’t write his own speeches and might read the words off a machine. But let’s stick to the web.
There is a Barack Obama for every social networking site. FaceBook Obama is married, Bebo Obama likes cats, Tumblr Obama hates Obama, MySpace Obama knows all the words to Who Let The Dogs Out and Reddit Obama has a vegetable shaped like a penis.
The president told a youth audience in Shanghai on Sunday that he has never used Twitter…
“I have never used Twitter, but I’m an advocate of technology and not restricting Internet access,” Obama said during the town hall. “My thumbs are too clumsy to type in things on the phone.”
So if that’s not Obama, you’re talking to who is it? Hang up, kids. Hang up now. It could be anyone.
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The United States of Earth Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult
WANNA play the Obama Death Cult game. Here’s the coup (getddit?) game?
It’s a new online multi-player browser game that “follows Barack Obama bringing the U.S. to total collapse. Americans rise up on the web and begin a revolution.”
Russian telly enjoys the idea of an American Revolution and the creation of The United States of Earth, a Ron Paul production.
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Top Ten Pictures Of Barack Obama In China
BARACK Obama has been in China on a crash course in communism. What tips the great redistributor he will bring back to the US can only be imagined.
For now all we have are pictures. One day all US citizens will have the same pictures.
Posted: 18th, November 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Death: Jesus Wants Him Killed
THE Barack Obama Death Cult - Anorak’s look at the media’s obsession with Obama’s assassination - today Barack Obama is going to be murdered by Jesus.
On Baloon Juice, Doug J spot a right-wing blog praying for Obama’s death (via).
Psalm 109:8 – May his days be few; may another take his office.
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Is Made From Bits Of The Berlin Wall
THE history of the Berlin Wall - and you can see all the pictures of the rise and fall of the wall here - has one more chapter: The Obama. Here is The One putting the fall fo The Berlin Wall into perspective:
“Few would have foreseen … that a united Germany would be led by a woman from Brandenburg or that their American ally would be led by a man of African descent. But human destiny is what human beings make of it.”
Spotter: IHTM; Image: The Caucus
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Pictures: Rihanna’s Nipples Present Glamour Magazine’s Women Of The Year
ANORAK’S Man in New York was at The 2009 Women of the Year hosted by Glamour Magazine at Carnegie Hall, NY. Also ether were such woman of substance as Rihanna, Serena Williams, Steven Tyler, Andie MacDowell and Rainey Qualley, Anna Chlumsky, Lisa Ling, Amanda Righetti – pause; fans face with hand- Padma Lakshmi, Iman, Stephanie March, Maria Shriver, Katharine McPhee and Estelle.
The top women of the year are the singer Rihanna, for services to getting beaten up and showing your nipples – and Michelle Obama, for being married to Barack Obama, who defeated Hillary Clinton to become president of the world in a fight where racism was defeated by misogyny. The other top women are all given pithy bios:
Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Disney’s First Black Princess Obama, In Pictures
A YEAR after the election of Barack Obama, Disneyland officially inaugurated its first black princess with the debut of Tiana’s Showboat Jubilee! starring Princess Tiana from the new animated feature, The Princess and The Frog.
Anorak’s Man In A Furry Suit in LA was there:
SINGING and dancing and performing from the Mark Twain riverboat along the Rivers of America and culminating in a second line march into New Orleans Square, the spectacle is, as the daily program, promises, a “toe tappin,’ hand-clappin’ riverboat extravaganza” that veers perilously and surprisingly toward the coonin’ and buffoonin’ of another era and a Showboat of another era.
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: The Consumer Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Reject Rachel Adedeji Lost Because She Is Blacker Than Alexandra Burke
CONSIDERING all things black and white, Rachel Adedeji and X Factor, Yasmin Alibhai-brown asks Daily Mail readers: “Why are so many black and Asian women desperate to be white?”
For our part, we don’t. But we suspect a Jewish plot. What say you, Yasmin?
Coloured skin is considered a curse unless it is a fake tan, and so are those flat noses, thick lips (considered gorgeous on Scarlett Johansson but not on Whoopi Goldberg), short necks and legs, apple and plum shapes.
Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin’s White House Victory Speech, In Full
SARAH Palin was once a heartbeat away from being the President of the USA. OK, she was heartbeat and a few states away from being President. Now we know what she would have said had she won: “You betcha!”
Now Sarah Palin is a celebrity and in the book Sarah from Alaska, authors Scott Conroy of CBS News and Shushannah Walshe, formerly of Fox News, dish the dirt:
That Victory speech:
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Get The Picture
CARRIE Prejean, the sacked Miss California who dared to agree with Barack Obama on gay rights, and was duly threatened with violence by celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton, has followed her mucky pictures – shocker: model wears underwear in pictures! - with a sex tape.
When sacked from her job as representing Miss California in a bikini – those dirty, dirty, photos - she sued the Miss California organization for libel and religious discrimination. Miss California USA counter-sued, saying that Prejean never repaid a loan she received for breast implants. (She can enter the Miss Plastic surgery GP).
Now the sex tape leaks, or threatens to. The web goes wild. First up is TMZ, which tells us:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials - that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
That’s a pun. Prejean is a practicing Christian, which means her religion can be used against her. Prejean was suing the pageant organisers for slander, libel and “religious discrimination”
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Cheryl Cole’s Sauna, Dannii Minogue’s Playboy Photos And Stacey Solomon’s Police Escort
X FACTOR Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at the X Factor in the news: Cheryl Cole’s mirrored sauna, Dannii Minogue’s Playboy gift, Stacey Solomon’s police escort, Dizzee Rascal and bring back Top of the Pops…
More magazine: “Cheryl Cole : My ‘nemesis’ will get me”
“Looking into her crystal ball of pop she says: ‘My job is make-believe and at the end of the make-believe I’ll always have family. So if I’m blessed, touch wood, I’d love a big family.’”
Cheryl Cole is just over 5ft tall; her husband Ashley Cole is “small”.
Daily Express: “CHERYL’S SECRET POOL PLAN IS SUNK”
CHERYL COLE has lost a battle to build a hidden swimming pool to protect her from Peeping Toms. The X Factor judge wanted an underground gym and pool at her £3.5million home to save her being ogled by photographers and fans.
It’s curtains for Cheryl’s dreams of privacy.
Cheryl and her husband, Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, are now expected to build the gym and pool – complete with sauna, spa, steam room and bar – above ground in the 12 acres around their home.
Posted: 29th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Obama Connects With His Inner George Bush On Golf Cart One
BARACK Obama is not black or white, he’s just a typical US President, eating fast food snacks, checking out girl’s arses, loving his two daughters and hitting golf balls as the world burns.
Anorak told you that you’d miss George Bush when he was gone. But he’s not gone – his spirit lives in Obama. On Golf Cart One, Obama rides out his greens credentials:
BARACK Obama has just completed the 24th round of golf he has played since he became President of the United States. In just nine months in office, he has undertaken as many rounds of thrashing and cursing as his predecessor managed in two years and nine months. And George W Bush fancied himself on the fairway.
Bush, of course was an idiot to the media at large. Even when Bush gave up golf, the press saw it as a sign of his idiocy:
In an interview with the Politico website, the president said he took the decision because of the war. “I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.”
Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Guardian Wipes Israel Off Nobel Prize Map, Finds It Again
SIMON Rogers, a news editor for the Guardian, has produced a list of Nobel Prize winners. This is a relatively easy thing to do, and such things can be copied and pasted. But Rogers’ list is one with a twist – it features no Israeli Peace Prize winners.
Nobel peace prize winners list: how does Barack Obama compare? - There have been over 100 Nobel peace prize winners since 1901. Find out who they are.
Or, er, not. The Jews, sorry, Israelis, have gone.
Posted: 26th, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Always Blow On The Pie: The Best Police Video Ever
YOU’VE got to love the police. You’ve got to - otherwise they take details and make your life a living hell. Only, kidding. Really. In truth, one thing leads to another and you end up drinking beer on a lawn with Barack Obama.
In this video from Down Under, Glynn is talking matters over with an officer of the law. He’s off up the road to buy a pie, “or something”.
Officer: 3 o’clock in the morning… you’re buying a pie from the BP station, what must you always do?
Glynn: I don’t know.
Officer: At 3 ‘clock on the morning that pie’s been in the warming off probably about 12 hours. It’ll be thermonuclear. Always blow on the pie.
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Save Perez: Perez Hilton Is Scientology’s ‘Latest Victim’
CELEBRITY blogger gone native Perez Hilton (and family) is introducing his readers to the wonders of Scientology.
Anorak’s Man in the ratsnest tells us:
“Notice the text on pink background below, sandwiched between badly written blog stories?
“That’s not just an informational blurb about the Church of Scientology – it’s space bought & paid for by the church. And who’s the recipient of those Scientology dollars? Perez Hilton.”
Nothing wrong with anything about that. You can support what you like on your own blog. But Perez Hilton seems a little confused about what his views on Scientology are. He likes their money – unless he’s posting the ads for free? - but doesn’t seem to much like them:
On the matter of John Travolta’s son Jett’s death:
This must have been a very difficult day for the star, but we wonder if there will be any backlash from the Scientology community, where discussion of developmental disorders is a big no-no.
The weird Katie Holmes:
Look at Tom’s intense gaze! Well, the couple that jogs together…loves Xenu together?
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Blesses Fox News And Turns 50
AS Barack Obama seeks to block Fox News, and fails, Anorak is minded of this comment by the great sage on political matters, the shouty singer Lulu:
“There’s so much to be gained from being around people who are smarter than you. If there aren’t any to hand, read about them or observe them in the media. Barack Obama, for example, is so clever, so inclusive. Whenever a problem comes up these days, I find myself saying, ‘How would Barack address this?’”
Posted: 23rd, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rupert Murdoch Beats Barack Obama And Waitrose: Video
BARACK Obama doesn’t want to talk to Fox News. Waitrose, the British supermarket, pulls its adverts from Fox news as customers take offence at host Glenn Beck taking offence at Obama (he says that Obama – who is half white - is anti-white).
Obama should laugh it off. But instead he has a hissy fit and his administration says that everyone can come into the big press pool pit except Fox. The other big networks revolts. One out, all out.
Obama is forced to back down.
And in Blighty – well, Waitrose is handing out free copies of the Times with every food delivery by Ocado. Who owns the Times. Rupert Murdoch owns the Times. Who owns Fox… ?
Anyone? Video:
Posted: 23rd, October 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Anorak Wraps Up The Week When Lindsay Lohan Died And Nick Griffin Forgot His Lines
THAT was the week when: Lindsay Lohan died, Nick Griffin twitched, Cheryl Cole had the Y Factor, India’s call centre workers exploded, Stephen Gately died - again; Madeleine McCann became a mascot - but not a Halloween outfit - and James Arthur Ray didn’t break sweat…
Sunday October 19:
Only Video Of Anne Frank Emerges
Cheryl Cole’s X Factor Lap Dance Undoes Whitney Houston’s Dress
Someone should have told Whitney Houston that you don’t need a wardrobe malfunction to be British pop star, you just need to come on stage dressed as a lap dancer and get mum, dad and the kids to clap along.
Indian BT Worker ‘Bombs’ British Customer’s House
“I’m disgusted that something like this can happen with such a respected company. The whole thing has been upsetting. It doesn’t get much worse than someone - a stranger - saying he is going to blow you up.”
Posted: 23rd, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Jokes In Full
BARACK Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for saying good things about peace. Barack Obama was nominated for the award in February 2009, just two weeks into his presidency. You want jokes?
Obama is more peaceful than Sima Samar, women’s rights campaigner in Afghanistan; Ingrid Betancourt - Liz Jones look-alike held hostage for six years; “Dr. Denis Mukwege - helps Congolese women who’ve been gang raped; Handicap International and Cluster Munition Coalition; Hu Jia - Chinese human rights worker serving a three-and-a-half-year prison term for ‘inciting subversion of state power’”; and Wei Jingsheng - endured 17 years in Chinese prisons for championing reforms.
And countless others people who have never tried to kill anyone.
Obama wins! And the media finds something to skewer Obama on and laugh at:
* “When you look at my record,” said SNL actor Fred Armisen as President Obama. “It’s very clear what I’ve done so far — and that is nothing.”
* Obama wins 2009 AKC “Best of Show”
* Today’s Nobel Peace Prize announcement raises the question: Is a negative caricature of President Obama now fully developed?
One thing that eluded Mr. Obama during his presidential campaign was that he was never successfully lampooned by the Republican Party…
Well, today’s announcement - while totally out of the president’s control - finally may have handed his critics their own “Mission Accomplished” moment - Hot Air
* It’s the comedy gold that the blogosphere as well as the late night talk show hosts and “Saturday Night Live” will exploit to no end. In fact, there’s already a joke formula that’s exploded: fill in the blank with your favorite award (Oscar, American Idol, etc.) and say that President Obama has already won it without accomplishing anything to deserve it - Ace
Andrew Bolt has breaking news:
More sensational news from Norway: Barack Obama has won the 100 metres at the London Olympics, to be run in 2012.
IOC spokesman Che Riviera said the committee had decided to award Obama the gold medal after the president made a series of speeches in which he promised to run an astonishing 9.5 seconds.
“Obama captured the world’s attention, and expressed values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population,” Riviera said. “We would hope this will enhance what he is trying to do.”
Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. “He’s just got great chemistry,” says Nobel Committee.
* Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.
* “They are handing him the Nobel Peace Prize because he isn’t George Bush.”
Obama is not the first to achieve peace in no time:
* There is Henry Kissinger. His receipt of the prize in 1973, in the wake of his war crimes against Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, prompted Tom Lehrer to famously remark: “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Prize.”
And not forgetting:
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
ktumulty: Has anyone asked Kanye West what he thinks of Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
Well, have they..?
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The View From Barack Obama’s Window: Washington’s Homeless In Pictures
THE unique character of the USA’s capital makes it a magnet for troubled adults who often come to the District seeking redress from the government. Washington DC has almost triple the national average number of homeless per 10,000 people.
This is the view from Barack Obama’s window… The Full Picture.
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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