Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Is Not Underage Porn, Expect To See It Soon
RELUCTANT porn star Carrie Prejean’s solo sex tape may soon see the light of day. The “racy” tape was thought to have been shelved by TMZ because it featured an underage Prejean. But now it turns out that Carrie was, reportedly, old enough to make it legit. Our Man in LA looks on:
UH-oh… Bad news for former Miss California Carrie Prejean.
Seems she may have been mistaken about how old she was when she did a solo sex tape which she later sent to her boyfriend.
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Reluctant Porn Star Carrie Prejean’s Inappropriate Behaviour With Larry King
CARRIE Prejean, a shoo in for Celebrity Masturbator on Channel X adds her name to the worst interviews of all time as she chats with Larry King who is, allegedly, “live”:
She accuses Larry King of “inappropriate behaviour” for asking her about her settlement with Miss California USA Pageant. Such a prudish and legal turn of phrase. But before Carrie says how she feels violated, she pulls off her mic and refuses to take calls.
After the break, Carrie says she has regrets. She has made mistakes. She wants to be a - oh, help - role model.
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape And Underage Ali Lohan Porn Photos
THE Carrie Prejean sex tape is so shocking that TMZ would not show it on their corporate website - you know, the site that featured that shot of underage Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and the “porn guy”. Here’s what they said:
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy.
TMZ has morals? Or maybe – just maybe – there was another reason not to air the tape of the beauty queen masturbating? Perhaps she was underage and if TMZ broadcast it – even a censored version - they could be accused of fostering paedophilia.
Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price’s Burning Sensation X Factor Presents The Week In Pictures
WHAT a week that was, folks. We saw Gary Glitter’s Halloween costume, a man was beaten to death on the telly for our entertainment, The Cheeky Girls encouraged thoughts of them mating with X Factor’s Jedward and creating a new breed of horror, Madonna sanitized Africa, police arrested West Ham, Stephen Fry fans pretending to be actors, had a strop on Twitter, X Factor agonist Danyl Johnson was beaten by Hitler, giving us another reason to hate Danyl with a Y, Marlon King was branded a typical footballer, you got to cover your cat’s anus with a glitter ball, Muslims laughed at Muslims, Ollie Murs reminded us of them, Iggy Pop, Muhammad reminded us of corduroy bodysuits, starred in a film as John Travolta, we blamed the Muslims for Madeleine McCann, Al Gore became a God, Daily Mail readers came out in favour of Sharia LawNazis and , we learnt that a virus can wear bovver boots, was burnt as a bitch, Katie PriceSusan Boyle was our transsexual Jesus, Lindsay Lohan died, almost, Ringo Starr became something funny in the water, we saw the Carrie Prejean sex tape, Katie and Peter got back together, we enjoyed blood porn, Sharon Osbourne presented her hairy arsehole, Jedward reviewed their novelty record collection, Elizabeth LambertBeyonce made us watch women’s football- and it was good, showed us her knickers and Nidal Malik Hasan became a victim as he murdered 13 people.
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Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Get The Picture
CARRIE Prejean, the sacked Miss California who dared to agree with Barack Obama on gay rights, and was duly threatened with violence by celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton, has followed her mucky pictures – shocker: model wears underwear in pictures! - with a sex tape.
When sacked from her job as representing Miss California in a bikini – those dirty, dirty, photos - she sued the Miss California organization for libel and religious discrimination. Miss California USA counter-sued, saying that Prejean never repaid a loan she received for breast implants. (She can enter the Miss Plastic surgery GP).
Now the sex tape leaks, or threatens to. The web goes wild. First up is TMZ, which tells us:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials - that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
That’s a pun. Prejean is a practicing Christian, which means her religion can be used against her. Prejean was suing the pageant organisers for slander, libel and “religious discrimination”
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Save Perez: Perez Hilton Is Scientology’s ‘Latest Victim’
CELEBRITY blogger gone native Perez Hilton (and family) is introducing his readers to the wonders of Scientology.
Anorak’s Man in the ratsnest tells us:
“Notice the text on pink background below, sandwiched between badly written blog stories?
“That’s not just an informational blurb about the Church of Scientology – it’s space bought & paid for by the church. And who’s the recipient of those Scientology dollars? Perez Hilton.”
Nothing wrong with anything about that. You can support what you like on your own blog. But Perez Hilton seems a little confused about what his views on Scientology are. He likes their money – unless he’s posting the ads for free? - but doesn’t seem to much like them:
On the matter of John Travolta’s son Jett’s death:
This must have been a very difficult day for the star, but we wonder if there will be any backlash from the Scientology community, where discussion of developmental disorders is a big no-no.
The weird Katie Holmes:
Look at Tom’s intense gaze! Well, the couple that jogs together…loves Xenu together?
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Introducing The Michelle Obama Action Doll And Sex Toy
FROM Jailbreak toys the Michelle Obama Doll; or, given those arms, The Michelle Obama Action Figure. Or is you’re more an Obama groupie or looking to get Michelle to join Sarah Palin in porn films, the Michelle Obama Sex Toy.
Toy maker Jason Feinberg explains that Michelle’s “energy” was “muted, subdued, and classy”.
And nothing says class like a plastic doll with spray-painted hair and smooth genitalia.
Fittingly The Obie will have three different outfits: the fist-bump purple dress; the black-and-white floral dress she wore for her appearance on TV’s “The View”; and the red-and-black slasher movie horror she wore on election night.
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is Obama’s Health Care Czar
PEREZ Hilton wants healthcare for all. And it’s not Perez, it’s Pair-Rezz. Such is the cult of celebrity that the part-time snarky blogger turned native, now bills himself as an “entertainer” and ambulatory tick on showbiz’sd backsidem, and thinks he can inspire youngsters to support Obama’s healthcare plans.
Here’s the thing, Perez: the young will always support taxes to pay for better health care because – get this – they earn less and pay less tax.
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katy Perry’s God-Given Big Breasts, In Pictures
KATY Perry is the wishy-washy popstar who if she were British would be on the team that commissions shows for BBC3, valued for her edgy input and lipstick lesbianism. Perry was brought up a Christian – her parents had a ministry - so she’d also do a stint on Songs of Praise and the Antiques Road Show, wooing the yoof market.
Katy Perry is safe – she will say just enough to may a few prudes call her a “caution” and not enough to be genuinely alluring or outrageous. Says she:
“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted.”
Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of Perez Hilton Punch
WHAT follows are pictures of celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton involved in a fracas.
To recap: A bikini wearing Carrie Prejean voiced a belief in marriage being boy-girl, and in a triumph for free speech Hilton called her a “bitch” and threatened to mug her. God looks to protect his own.
Says hallelujah!
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Sacked: California Made Whole Again
CARRIE Prejean the woman who agreed with Barack Obama’s views on gay marriage and attracted celebrity watcher gone native Perez Hilton to cry “Intolerance vill not be tolerated!” has lost her Miss California USA crown.
Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson At The Skin Cancer Shop
MORE news on Michael Jackson, of whom the Sun says:
“STRAINED MICHAEL JACKSON leaves a medical centre — with a bag printed with the stark words: “Skin cancer.”
Who knew you could get skin cancer in a shop? Has the lust to be the subject of an alert on Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News (CCN) – created a cancer outlet; and, if so, will the outlet go global, a cancer shop at very stage school and Simon Cowell vehicle the world over?
Posted: 23rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Tells Fan To Fuck Off
SUSAN Boyle Watch: in which Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle tells a fan to fuck off…
The Sarcastic Boyle
I have admired Susan Boyle’s performance as much as the next man, woman and president… The astonishing thing now would be for someone who looked like Angela Gheorghiu to sing like her, too - Sarah Sands is deputy editor of the London Evening Standard
Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michelle Obama Pumps Carrie Prejean’s Arms
MORE on Michelle Obama, she of the alluring ways and those to-die-for thumbs and arms; that Carrie Prejean can only dream of. Sally Quinn pays testament to Obama’s arms in the Washington Post:
“May I change the subject,” said a prominent Washington theologian at a recent dinner. The conversation had been high-minded — religion, philosophy, the nature of evil. “I’d like to talk about Michelle Obama’s arms,” he said.
Posted: 10th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Dumbest Beauty Pageant Answers Ever
THE question and answer session is the key moment in the beauty pageant, when the hopeful stops shaking her chest and waggling her backside to flex her mind.
Anorak brings you the Greatest Beauty Pageant Answers Ever. And - indeed - no-one likes you if you are cute and smart. Maybe this article shold be entitled The Smartest Beauty Pageant Answers Ever?
Posted: 10th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Soul Wins Miss Saudi Arabia Beauty Contest
TO Saudi Arabia, where Sukaina al-Zayer is the epitome of feminine beauty. Draped in black robes and veil, Miss al-Zayer is “Miss Beautiful Morals“.
Mock as you will, but compare Miss al-Zayer with Carrie Prejean, the inflated blonde mo-del asked to explain her views on gay marriage and then brutally mocked and attacked before being championed by holier-than-thou religious fundamentalists. How’s that for freedom?
Posted: 7th, May 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Naked Pictures And Video
CARRIE Prejean, Miss California - naked - answers a question on gay marriage and Perez Hilton screams “Intolerance will not be tolerated!”
We are then treated to the news that dead-model walking Carrie Prejean has body issues and had her chest enlargement paid for by the Miss USA pageant.
Now we’re treated to pictures of Carrie topless.
Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Cannot Be Satirized
PEREZ Hilton, the celebrity blogger gone native, says the National Organization for Marriage’s video featuring his words on pneumatic Miss California Carrie Prejean is a breach of copyright.
To recap: Prejean voiced a belief in marriage being boy-girl, and in a triumph for free speech Hilton called her a bitch and threatened to mug her.
Posted: 3rd, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Miss USA Pageant Paid For Carrie Prejean’s Boob Job
WHAT news of Carrie Prejean? So goes the popular cry. Has she been killed by a British MP. Or mugged by a blogger?
Carrie Prejean is the gay-marriage opposin’, beauty queenin’, fake chest wearin’…
Oh, yes, Carrie watchers. Your Carrie sports fake breats paid for and organised by the Miss USA pageant. These are the official Miss USA fake breasts, available in a range of sizes for the budding beauty queen in your training bra.
Press the left nipple and salute the strains of God Bless Amerika; press the right one and enjoy a delicious cola beverage. Tap Carrie between the legs and you get crushed ice.
You want nuts?
Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Stars In Anti-Gay Marriage Advert: Video
REMEMBER when a beauty queen talking politics was all the more reason to appreciate her in evening gown and bikini attire?
Now beauty queen’s like Miss California USA Carrie Prejean are not only listened to but placed in the context of a wider political agenda.
Posted: 30th, April 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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