X Factor: Cheryl Cole Gets Her Own ITV Show, With Rihanna
WHEN the X Factor is finished, ITV will keep us up to speed with the life of Cheryl Cole with a one-off special, entitled Cheryl Cole’s Night In.
Given the tabloid chatter about Cheryl’s marriage to Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole – “Ashley blows hot and Cole” (Star);” Is Cheryl Cole’s love life losing the X Factor?” (Daily Mail) – Cheryl might be happy with the company.
We will join Cheryl as she sits on the sofa waiting for Ashley to come home and tell her that Clement Freud joke.
Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Does Pride Watch: Cheryl Cole Patronises Joe McElderry
X FACTOR does Pride Watch: Pride Watch highlights instances of Remote Pride, when someone barely or not at all related to the subject says how proud they of them, a comment that at once patronises the target and takes partial ownership of their achievement.
Cheryl Cole is “mentoring” Joe McElderry, the shiny, sexless Cliff Richard boychild by choosing what songs the voice coach trains him to sing.
Posted: 22nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Live: Jedward Do Jive Bunny, Olly Murs Is The Man And Danyl Johnson Is Careless
X Factor Live Blog: It’s Wham! Week. John and Edward, Danyl Johnson, Stacey Solomon, Jedward, Joe McElderry, Lloyd Daniels and contagious Olly Murs?
1. Lloyd Daniels - You’ve Got To Have Faith.
Lloyd needs faith because he doesn’t have a prayer of winning. Should have sung Wake Me Up Before You GoGo. A does of self-depracating humour might have saved him.
Damned by hard to like Louis Walsh: “I love everything except he voice Lloyd, I think you’re a real little pop star though.”
2. Stacey Solomon - I Can’t Make You Love Me
Is she getting blonder?
X Factor: Stacey Solomon Look Alike Gallery. She’s through to next week’s show.
Posted: 21st, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor In Pictures: Lucie Jones Plays GAY Heaven
FOLLOWING those X Factor losers JLS, Too black Rachel Adedeji and Cheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain to GAY Heaven, is Welsh girl Lucie Jones.
Lucie follows her performance at a Cardiff shopping centre with an outing at the London venue. See if you can tell how many people were there? Anorak’s Man with camera was. So that’s one:
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Posted: 16th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jamie Archer Out For Not Being Pretty Enough
X FACTOR: Jamie Archer is out. Jedward were in the bottom three. No, not really. They got more votes than Stacey Solomon.
Jamie is beaten by non-singing Lloyd Daniels. Daniels remained mute while Jamie picked up forfeits. He won by default.
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cheryl Cole’s Secret X Factor Gig: Carole Malone Exposes The Truth
CAROLE Malone does the X Factor’s Cheryl Cole and produces a review about a song that has not yet been sung.
Somerset Bob spotted the oddity. And as MacGuffin says:
“In mid-October it was widely trailed that Cheryl Cole was to perform her new single on The X Factor and that she was not going to be singing live (although only some of it appears to have been mimed in the end). Noticing that the show goes out on a Saturday night, Malone fired off her column for the next day’s News of The World. She asked:
‘Why did she mime her new solo single on last night’s X Factor?’”
Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Olly Murs Kisses Stacey Solomon And Lily Allen Throws Punch For Cheryl Cole
X FACTOR Watch: Olly Murs is dating Stacey Solomon while ogling Dannii Minogue’s bum, Cheryl Cole and Ashley’s nightmare and Lily Allen throws a punch for Cheryl Cole…
The X Factor round-up:
Daily Mirror (front page): “OLLY LOVES ME”
Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon are an item. So says the Mirror:
Their outrageous flirting has become the talk of the show - and everyone agrees they make a lovely couple. Especially after it was revealed that X Factor rivals Stacey Solomon, 19, and Olly Murs, 25, have just shared their first kiss.
Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Robbie Williams Sings With Take That, In Pictures
TO the BBC Children in Need Rocks concert, at the Royal Albert Hall with Take That back for good-ish with Robbie Williams. Also there was Cheryl Cole, the ubiquitous Lily Allen, Snow Patrol, Muse, Dizzee Rascal, Dame Shirley Bassey, Paul McCartney and, well, us…
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
In Pictures: X Factor Lucie Jones Sings Cardiff
WHILE London-based X Factor acts - JLS, Too black Rachel Adedeji and Cheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain - play GAY Heaven, Welsh girl Lucie Jones performs outside St David’s shopping centre in Cardiff, Wales.
Is there no GAY Heaven in Wales? Maybe in some hidden happy valley, there is. And while JLS and the X Factor Kids meet their yong fans, Lucie Jones meet hers. Want to see them? Brace yourselves…
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Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Andre ‘Dates’ X Factor Singer Stacey Solomon
WANT to read about Peter Andre’s “movie date” with X Factor hopeful Stacey Solomon?
In OK! magazine, you can. What’s more, the magazine has the “FIRST EVER PICTURE”.
This is a front-page exclusive. And we begin our journey through a magazine in hunt the X Factor starlet and Mr Katie Price, as was.
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: OK! Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cheryl Cole’s Ring Gives Ashley The X Factor
CHERYL Cole’s wedding ring is big news. On the last X Factor, Cheryl did not wear her massive rock. Why? Well, before we get to the heated debate, let Cheryl explain, via sources:
The judge, 26, who spent yesterday with the injured Chelsea footballer, 28, said she ditched the £160,000 sparkler as it clashed with her outfits on Saturday and Sunday’s shows.
When your wedding ring clashes with your outfit you know you’re in a secure relationship, or in need of a new ring and a dress hewn from solid rock with two rubies on your nipples and a diamond gusset. Something befitting a WAG.
Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Simon Cowell Seduces Lucie Jones’ Grandma And Jedward
X FACTOR Watch: Simon Cowell seduces Lucie Jones grandma, and makes a hero of Chery Cole and Jedward more popular than ever.
Daily Mirror (front page): “X RAGE”
There’s a picture of Simon Cowell looking smug. And news in bullet points:
* 3,000 furious complaints on ITV
* Cowell tried to rig Cheryl vote
* Watchdog may probe fix
Taking each of those points in turn - The Fury:
Can a complaint be furious? Well, Lucie’s grandma says “yes”. And she is:
“I was furious. I said all along if it came down to Lucie and anyone else he would get rid of her because he is afraid of her. He is afraid of her voice.”
Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Yet Another Reason To Hate Danyl Johnson
X FACTOR news as Lucie Jones makes ready to go the GAY way and the Daily Star finds a new reason to hate Danyl Johnson:
Meanwhile, “cocky” Danyl Johnson’s new haircut gave him the wow factor. The troubled teacher did a Britney by shaving his hair in a bid to get noticed by the judges.
Well, no. Johnson cut his hair into what barbers call a “Number Two”, a term that seems to fit well with the tabloids’ latest attack on Johnson:
Smug teacher Danyl, 27, unveiled his slick new look on Saturday night’s live show as he sang a Prince song. But the singer’s fans were left in a frenzy over his new shaven head and are left split over whether he made the right decision.
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Singers JLS Do GAY, In Pictures
JLS have performed at GAY Heaven in London. Too black Rachel Adedeji also sang there. So too did Cheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain. GAY Heaven is where X Factor contestants go meet GAY Angels and other paying punters.
One question, well, two: what does JLS stand for. No, we don’t mean what is the lads’ stance on war or fish on Fridays, but what does the acronym pad out to? Junior Lip Sync? And GAY? Good And Young? Your suggestions, pleases. The pictures of the show:
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Watch: Cowell Wins, Lucie Jones Is A Stepford Singer And Jedward Kill
X FACTOR Watch: Your daily at-a-glance look at The X Factor in the news: Front pages, hating Simon Cowell, Irish patriotism saves Jedward and Lucie Jones goes down…
The front pages:
The Sun (front page): “BACK FROM THE JED”
“Storm as twins survive sing-off”
Daily Star (front page): “The X Factor for Lucie”
Daily Mail (front page): “Where’s your wedding ring Cheryl”
Daily Mirror (front page) Lucie lose”
Daily Express (front page): X Factor shock as Jedward twins stay in”
Metro: “Party’s over for Lucie”
Simon Cowell: The Teenage Terror
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Danyl Johnson ‘Touches’ Olly Murs and Lucie Jones’ Sex Life
X FACTOR: It’s Ex-week in the tabloids, as the X Factor singers’ former loves tells all, featuring the exes of Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole and Lucie Jones, plus Dannii Minogue’s womb and Danyl Johnsons on Olly Murs skin, literally…
Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson are getting close, allegedly:
Daily Mirror: “Essex boy OLLY MURS is complaining about gay Danyl’s over-friendly “‘touchyfeeliness’ in the house.”
Is Olly’s Essex-ness relevant to his views on “gay” Danyl? Who is Olly complaining to? Anyone smell homophobia? Lots to investigate. Is Jan Moir free to help? In any case, Olly is spoken for:
The Star: “OLLY NICE PROBLEM”
Busty glamour girl Chantelle Houghton says she fancies the pants off the cheeky chappy.
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Live Blog: Olly Murs Marries And Danyl Johnson Does Prince Over
IT’S Movie Week. Or as Dermot O’Leary shouts it: “IT’S…MOVIE WEEK.” O’Leary looks like someone warming up for the actual presenter. He’s all contrived shouting and big pauses.
First up is Stacey Solomon singing Son Of a Preacher Man.
Cheryl says: “It’s greeet ta see yous lookin’ soooo sesssy ‘nd yung. Ai thawght thaht waz yours moust con-fee-dint perfaw-mince.”
Simon Cowell has tken to leaning well back in the chair. Does it make him look taller? Discuss.
Olly Murs - “the incredible” Olly Murs - the man with the name like a contagion is up. He’s singing Twist & Shout. And he’s… pretty good. He’s like both of Jedward in a sober suit. When Olly gets married, he’ll sing that song. Like that. He might sing it at other people’s weddings as well. Price on application.
Lloyd Daniels now. Lloyd Danielzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Stand By Me. Simon is talkign through it. Llloyd is still singing. He might still be singing. It’s like being stuck in a lift with an amnesiac yodeller. Sta-a-a-a-and By me-e-e-e. Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. Byme.
Dannii says Daniel is “nice”. He is damned.
Jamie Archer - Not Unchaiii-ned Mel-odeeee. Who is Mel Ody? And why is he chained up? Jamie does not explain. Cryyyyyy-in’ Over You.
He’s the best yet. Still, his hair and face don’t match. On a brighter note, he’s worth loads…
Lucie Jones is showing us “exactly” who she is. She’s Lucie Jones. Or as Dermot would put it: “She’s… LUCIE JONES!” It’s pop. It sounds like the music played over the closing credits of a film, or the boring bit in the middle when you really, really need the toilet. Go to the toilet. It’s forgettable.
Danyl Johnson is doing Prince. He’s had his hair cut. He looks like he’s not doing an impression of Prince. Cheryl Cole likes his “demean-er”. She doesn’t like cockiness. Which is why she’s still married to Ashley Cole.
Jedward - Ghostbusters. The most overrated underrated act. Peter Andre appears to make Jedward look talented. Horrific. Jedward are hanging from a rearview mirror. There is every trick used to distract you from Jedward. What’s in the backpacks? LSD? Gunk? Simon Cowell’’s next tan?
Louis Walsh says they’ve cured the recession. You know, like Susan Boyle did.
Joe - Dull.
Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaddap You Face: John & Edward Fight To Bring Back The Novelty Christmas Song
X FACTOR Watch: Jedward walks, Max Clifford stalks, Pete Warterman puts on rose-tinted specs for Pop Idol, Cheryl Cole’s teeth are wanted, Dannii Minogue is a sight screen and Anorak’s campaign to bring back the novelty record…
Jedward, the two–headed beast, move onto another week’s awfulness. They need to make it truly terrible to keep their bandwagon going. It’s not easy to be hated. Look at Noel Edmonds.
They say that when Jedward sings the world heats up and a polar bar suffocates. They say the CIA are using recordings of Jedward to torture prisoners’ gonads. They say Jedward are husband and wife, hailing from a small factory in China.
They say they must win to restore the novelty record to its rightful place as the Christmas no.1. Where is the new Renee and Renato? Mr Blobby? Bob The Builder?
And after Christmas, where is the new Father Abraham’s crooning for his Smurfs, T.U.R.T.L.E. Power, The Purple People Eater and anything by STEPS? Jedward… We need you to bring back the novelty Christmas record.
To today’s X Factor news:
Herald (Ireland): “No stopping Jedward now as celeb agent Max Clifford is set to snap up the twins”
X Factor twins John and Edward Grimes are being lined up by celebrity agent Max Clifford as their popularity soars.
Look out for Jedward pulling on matching Chelsea kits, shagging a bit-part actress and becoming the new Kerry Katonas.
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Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
World’s Smallest Mum Stacey Herald Gives Brith For Third Time
IN this week’s Closer magazine, we get to meet “the world’s smallest mum”.
How small is she? Well, she’s smaller than Cheryl Cole, who says “The baby’s on hold”. (Cancel the twins!) The world’s smallest mum is Stacey Herald and she is 35 and 2ft 4 in small.
Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: Closer Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Teacher Shows Danyl Johnson And Olly Murs How To Quit
X FActor wananber Danyl Johnson is a teacher. Toby Moulton on Australian Idol shows him, John & Edward, Lloyd Daniels, Olly Murs and every other wannabe that singing might not be for them. A look at the X Factor show judges Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole suggests singing is not for them either – it’s just a gateway to the fame, riches and adulation.
Says Toby: “I now know you I am – I’m a teacher.”
It could be mawkish. The audience goes wild. But the man’s point is well made. You’ve got to want it to get on in Simon Cowell’s pop prep school. And wanting it can override any need for talent.
Toby Moulton did not want it enough. He knew his own mind. Simon Cowell knows his own mind. His acts seem to have left their minds at the door…
Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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