Demi Moore Is Hip for W Magazine: Actress Runs Circles Round Photoshop Critics
ONE day one from Kate Moss saying something about eating skinny, actress Demi Moore has, apparently, had a hip removed to appear on the cover of W magazine.
Of course, Demi says she has never had any cosmetic surgery – proof here – which suggests her left hip has been airbrushed out of existence to best fit the front page.
Demi Moore is 47, rich and has had three children. Her hips are largely redundant. She now has the hips of teenage boy. Also her primary sexual characteristics are alluded to beneath the pelvic fringe of her gold Balmain leotard. Demi Moore has balls to pull this outfit on and off. Possibly.
Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In readiness for another chance to sing before Simon Cowell, this time on the X Factor, Susan Boyle tells of her mum, being beaten up and her bullying hell.
The Mirror’s front page screams: “I was beaten every day.”
By whom? Simon Cowell? Amanda Holden? JLS?
“TV sensation tells of her childhood nightmare.”
The Britain’s Got Talent star says she was lashed with a belt every day by brutal teachers and cruelly taunted by other kids. She said: “You’re looking at someone who would get the belt every day. ‘Will you Shut up, Susan!’ – whack!”
Bullying is bad, says Susan. Has she any advice?
“For anybody who has that type of problem I’d tell them to see a teacher now - but I didn’t do it.
Posted: 17th, November 2009 | In: Susan Boyle Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Janet Jackson Breaks Her ‘Vow’ To Michael Jackson
MICHAEL JACKSON’s youngest sister Janet Jackson promised to wear black for a year to mourn her brother.
A source told all the press:
“Janet, like the rest of the Jackson family, has been left bereft by Michael’s passing. She felt a particular bond to her brother and has been distraught since his death. As a mark of respect she has decided to only wear black clothes to express her grief, and she has had to go on a number of shopping trips to find suitable items to wear.
“She has resolved to mourn Michael’s death for 12 months, and in June next year - on the anniversary of Michael’s passing - her time of reflection will come to an end.”
This picture hereunder is from October, and shows Janet Jackson with Will.i.am at UFC 104, an Ultimate Fighting Championship, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California.
Posted: 25th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Demi Moore Joins Gordon Brown’s Cabinet Of All The Talents
REMEMBER when Gordon Brown ushered in the end of the Age Of Celebrity, a shiny time in which politicos became politicools under Tony Blair and his Blairios?
Gordon Brown was a traditionalist. For him celebrity was out and VIP was back in vogue. Sarah Brown, Gordon’s wife, took up the mantle and was soon photographed with such VIPs as Paris Hilton (says Sara Brown on Facebook: “Loved Paris Hilton…nothing about her public image prepares you for the first meeting. She’s a smart, caring, considerate person. Who knew?”), Naomi Campbell and JK Rolwing.
Now we join Sarah on Twitter, as she makes contact with new VIPs, some of which she hopes to meet. Sarah Brown has book to publicise, it’s all about the plight of women in the developing world and very worthy of VIP attention?
So Sarah Brown got on Twitter and having accessed the page of Demi Moore, US Secretary of Twitter, she penned:
‘Spread the word (in the U.S.A)!’ - ‘Half The Sky by Nicholas Kristoff & Sheryl WuDunn comes out 2day’.
Posted: 10th, September 2009 | In: Gallery, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barbie Doll Jewellery, With Demi Moore
BARBIE has for years taught would-be women haters, coroners, Jaycee Dugard’s alleged rapists, film goers, coke heads, Demi Moore voodoo model makers and all of them how woman can be pulled apart, burnt and reassembled into something far more imaginative.
Designer Margaux Lange is “fascinated with who the Barbie is as a cultural icon, her distinguished celebrity status and the enormous impact she has had on our society“. So she’s made bits of Barbies into jewellery.
None of those Barbie pudendum feature in the works, but Old Mr Anorak has for many years usefd them as gas masks for his Afrikakorps gerbil platoon as they re-enact the siege of Tobruk.
50 Things You Never Knew About Barbie
The Most Bizarre And Worst Celebrity Dolls Ever Made
The rest can be made into these:
Posted: 7th, September 2009 | In: Money Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Demi Moore Helps Rumer Willis Think Her Way To Bigger Breasts
SAYS Rumer Willis, daughter to as-nature-intended Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, to Glamour magazine:
“I haven’t inherited my mother’s body.”
Well, not yet. But give it time, Rumer, and you may well get the body and the attachment.
But what’s this? Of course, Demi Moore says her body has never been under the knife. She has had no cosmetic surgery. Demi Moore – a name we believed to be the product of nominative determinism - achieved those breasts by the power of her mind.
And you too can, Rumer.
But first begin small. Start by gazing at your navel. And watch as it magically transforms into a neat upturned nose, smooth thighs, raised cheekbones, great hair and breasts that no earthquake can shake.
You just need to believe…
A Pictorial Guide - NSFW:
Posted: 1st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Prove Demi Moore Has Not Had Cosmetic Surgery
DEMI Moore has not had cosmetic surgery. and we can prove it with our Demi Moore picures. Says Demir Moore in French Marie Clare:
“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done… But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem…
“It’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy…
“That said, the day when I start crying when I look at myself in the mirror might be the day when I’m less adamant about not having it done…
“For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look thirty.”
NSFW pictures prove Demi good to her word:
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit
Madonna, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher And Justin Timberlake Arrive For Israel Summit.
MADONNA is coming to Israel. And there’s nothing Israel can do about it.
The Material Girl went from wanting to be ‘as famous as God’ in the Eighties to wanting to reach God through Kabbalah, and to save both planet Earth and the black babies who wander on it, in the Noughties.
Israel’s Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and opposition leader Tzipi Livni will both meet Madonna. But the fear is that she can not be stopped.
Madonna wants to perform at Tel Aviv’s Park Hayarkon, on Tuesday and Wednesday night.
Before that she’ll meet the politicos. Can they dissuade her?
Even before that Madonna’s in Jerusalem’s Old City, touring an ancient tunnel near the Western Wall. We watched her go in. We waited. Men prayed. Later she emerged.
Madonna will tour graves of Talmudic sages in Safed and attend a Kabbalah Centre ritual with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. The Jerusalem Post says another “Kabbalah-related celebrity friend”, Justin Timberlake, is on his way to the scene.
Posted: 31st, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Courtney Love’s Erect Turtle Saves The News Industry And Photojournalism
COURTNEY LOVE “couldn’t get any more bonkers,” says the Sun (via D-listed), “she goes and posts a picture of herself in bed with a TURTLE on the web“. It’s an erect turltle and it’s not in a web, it’s on her head, like a novelty hat.
And with that another nail is hit into the belly of photojournalism.
Paparazzi pictures are big money - bigger money in staged portraits of celebrities. But here is Love doing a Lindsay Lohan and a Demi Moore by using her own camera on herself.
How can photographers and stalkers with cameras make a living if the celebrities break their own exclusives?
Love’s portrait is as good as anything Annie Leibovitz has done - and if want corporate Disney Miley Cyrus porn you can make your own with Vanessa Hudgens.
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IN this week’s OK! - Ashton Kutcher’s Gift, Diane Kruger On Ironing Condoms And Gareth Gates’ Missy Mole…
Diane Kruger ’s Laughs It Up
Diane Kruger, who stars opposite Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds, is in conversation with OK!:
“I’m on time even when I try not to be. I’m German. I’m responsible. I’m neat. I iron my tablecloths.”
Bing a typical German, when she’s in Mallorca she naturally irons her condoms.
Missy Ga-Ga-Gates
OK! catches up with Gareth Gates, Suzanne Mole and their daughter Missy, who was born in April and “very well behaved”.
Gareth and Suzanne are “introducing Missy to the world”, which to her eyes looks like an OK! hacks with a syrup-leaded pencil and a photographer. And there’s the sound of mum talking about Missy’s birth:
“It was so easy. We decided to go for a Caesarean… I had a new procedure called a natural section… instead of being cut open, and having the baby pulled out, they find the head first and then bring it out.”
Or your stomach. Hence “natural section”.
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Launches Range Of Merchandise
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news. Susan launches a new range of merchandise, which may say well should she well, retire undefeated…
Susan Boyle is one reality TV contestant who let fame go to her head. And by that, I mean she had a breakdown as a result of the celebrity that was thrust upon her after appearing on “Britain’s Got Talent.” But she’s not alone. Paula Goodspeed committed suicide outside “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul’s home after being teased about her weak tryout. Then there’s CT from “Real World/Road Rules Challenges: The Duel 2,” who would have killed Adam in a couple fights if producers and cast members hadn’t intervened.
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Sings At Demi Moore’s Wedding
SUSAN Boyle is out of The Priory and it’s on with Part III of the plan to see if you can milk a Hairy Angel?
In “SUE MUCH BETTER”, the Mirror’s Mark Jefferies says,
“BOYLE LEAVES THE PRIORY TO BE REUNITED WITH HER PRECIOUS CAT.”
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan Boyle is the Hairy Pig, spreading her Susan Bole Fever over the world.
But – look out – she might not make it. The Boyle virus is in danger!
Sky News: Boyle ‘May Be Harmed’ By Tonight’s Final
An assassin?
Posted: 30th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Bill Cash Is A Victim Of Nominative Determinism
BILL Cash is a victim of nominative determinism.
It is not his fault. It’s his name that makes him the way he is. Bill Cash never stood a chance.
Bill Cash is Tory MP for Stone.
Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Struck Down By BoyleMania
SUSAN Boyle is cracking up. Susan Boyle is the Hairy Egg. Susan Boyle can’t handle the fame and is going mad-mad-maaaaaad. Susan Boyle is swearing at fans and having temper tantrums in hotels and rowing with the police. Susan Boyle is behaving like a, er, popstar.
To emphasise how much the caring media cares for the moral, spiritual and fiscal salve to the world, experience these front-page headlines:
Daily Mail: “MY Fears For Big Brother’s Susan – by Big Brother psychologist”
Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaheen Jafargholi On The Unexpected Susan Boyle
SHAHEEN Jafargholi, of Dylan Thomas School in Swansea, is appearing as an Oompa Loompa in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.
Says Shaheen’s mum Karen Thomas
“When he was 18-months-old, he liked singing Will Smith’s Wild Wild West in particular. And he was really into the band Steps when he was five or six and wanted to go to all the concerts.”
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Impersonator Attacks Shaheen Jafargholi
HAVING told a fan to, allegedly, “Fuck off”, Susan Boyle is now said to have responded to the sight of Shaheen Jafargholi making his way into the final of Britain’s Got Talent by shouting “f*** off” at the telly.
The Mail, which brings us claims of Boyle’s bon mots, then says she did storm off to her room at the Wembley Plaza Hotel before around 150 people.
Posted: 27th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Susan Boyle Effect Cures The Recession
SUSAN Boyle Watch: on Susan’s Boyle’s skin, Susan Boyle’s antidote and Susan Boyle film…
“Susan Boyle’s Got Acne – Is That a Problem?”
The UK’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle is the unassuming Scottish songster who has bags of talent and less glamorous looks. Has she got acne, too – as some reports suggested? Is adult acne a problem? The answer is ‘yes’ for millions of adults who suffer adult acne.
The point is, adult acne and acne treatment is available to anyone at any age and our new website at AcneSkincareReviews carries the latest, original articles and reviews of some of the leading acne treatment procedures and products - LawFuel
Posted: 26th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle, Tagline Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Play The Susan Boyle Video Game
SUSAN Boyle has a video game. It’s not a make-up/ dress-up game, in which you get to turn a beautiful blonde stunna (Susan’s real name is Armani Dolce - pictures) and with an Anorak Frump Suit, fight wig and Comfi-Smock create your own Susan Boyle.
Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle to Oprah:
“I’ve just tidied up a bit like any woman would.”
Spotter and Image via Jason Jay
Posted: 11th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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