Forgers Produce First Fake ID Card
THE ID cards – or are Organised Identity Theft, as Old Mr Anorak terms them – are showcased by Home Secretary Alan Johnson at St Pancras Station in London, where he revealed the design of the National Identity Card which is to be issued to members of the public for the first time later this year.
The principal of the cards is pretty simple: the computer cannot be wrong. The computer knows.
Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Boris Johnson, Sarah Palin And Barack Obama Star In Pro-Cannabis Campaign
BORIS Johnson, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, George Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Cameron and Hazel ‘It had no effect on me” Blears star in drugs campaign.
TO prove that taking illegal drugs need be no barrier to a successful carrer in politics, charity Release has launched a deck of playing cards to illustrate it Nice People Take Drugs campaign.
The campaign features such exhibits as Boris Johnson, Sarah Palin, George Bush, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Cameron and Hazel Blears.
Says Sebastian Saville, chief executive of Release:
“We developed the deck of cards specifically to show the hypocrisy of politicians who talk about their sterling efforts in the fight against drugs when so many of them have taken drugs themselves,” Saville said. “The UK public are now well aware that politicians appear to live by their own special rules in many areas – we felt it was time to add drug use to the list.
“Many people, including these politicians, have used drugs and have come to no harm but this is mainly because they were not caught doing it…”
“Their careers did not suffer, yet they continue to support a regime that results in thousands of often less privileged people being condemned to marginalisation, incarceration and permanent disadvantage due to personal drug use.”
Had any of these people been arrested for possession of illegal drugs would they have risen to the top?
How To Be A Gangster, By Jacqui Smith And New Labour
Enjoy the gallery:
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rosie Winterton Soundproof’s Prescott’s Biscuit Tin
ROSIE Winterton MP, the pensions minister, claimed £4,690 for “soundproofing of bedroom wall and redecoration to bedroom, bathroom, living room, kitchen, staircase” – a claim reduced to £3,800 by the fees office, reports the Telegraph.
Posted: 29th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Alistair Darling On Finding A Good Tax-Avoidance Accountant
GOOD old Chancellor Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequor, for supporting the accountancy industry by paying an accountant public money to complete his tax return.
MPs then - possibly - asked the same accountants about capital gains tax, if a porn film is tool of the trade and to explain tax loop holes.
Chancellor Alistair Darling is among nine Cabinet Ministers who paid accountants public money to complete their tax returns, it has been reported.
Posted: 25th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
China’s Sex Theme Park Demolished: Pictures
CHINA’S first sex theme park, Love Land - modelled on a Fliraki hotel paked with holidaying Brits - has been demolished.
What now for the giant penisis and huge vagainas, the naked bodies and an exhibition on the history of sex?
Perhaps more sex for South Korea - where the sex theme park does very good buiness, sir.
Pictures - NSFW (unless you work at a sex thme park or for Jacqui Smith)
Posted: 18th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Adira Amram Wishes You A Stoned Mother’s Day
High On Mum - Huff Po (see above)
Atomic Bombs Bombs - Bill Whittle
Happy Birthday Guardian - Curry Bet
Hot Water recipes - Devil’s Kitchen
Dear Jacqui Smith… Hacking Cough
Leaving - INO
Suicide is blameless - Sadie
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Stars In Worst Photo Opportunity Ever
ON the day Gordon Brown and members delivers ID cards to the people of Manchester to help the rest of spot geniuine Man United fans from interlopers, we are met with this picture of Leader Number One…
Jacqui Smith Introduces ID Cards For Porn
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jacqui Smith Introduces ID Cards For Porn
ID Cards are being trialled in Manchester.
The card will cost £30 and the shops will charge another £30 to collect the data, which will be stored on a Government database.
Says Phwaooah! Jacqui Smith on plans to introduce card purchases to chemists and other stores:
“While private companies will clearly benefit from the increased footfall from offering this service, their customers will benefit from being able to quickly provide their biometrics while they are out doing the shopping.”
To the shop:
Mr Smith: “Just this.”
Places bundle of organs on the counter.
Shopkeeper: “Aviation Monthly… And these, sir?”
Mr Smith: “Y-Yes.”
Shopkeeper: “Brown bag, sir? £98.53, please, sir. And your ID card, sir.”
Mr Smith hands over card.
Shopkeeper: “It says you’re married, sir. And that you are white. I believe this copy of Asian Babes supports stereotypical views that Asian woman are servile and there to serve the white man’s needs. The card says your wife is white, sir, and own a bath plug. And what the interest in Aviation, sir? Your data says you are one sixteenth Turkish.”
Presses panic button.
Police arrive, with numbers removed from shoulder straps, and drag Mr Smith away to an unmarked car for screening…
Image: hack
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Savage Plans To Sue Jacqui Smith
US SHOCK Jock Michael Savage is on the name of those not wanted in the UK.
Sadly, the list does not include some those already here, just those who might want to come here, possibly as part of an invading army. And, as it turns out, some of those on the list don’t want to come here. Like Michael Savage, who - as ever - is a man shaped by nominative determinalism:
Posted: 5th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SASHA Grey – is billed as “The Dirtiest Girl in the World”.
And now that porn has gone mainstream, Sasha Grey is the subject of a six-page photospread in Rolling Stone magazine.
Writer Vanessa Grigoriadis labels Grey as an “elderly anarchist”, one of a “new breed” of porn stars /women/ sheep.
If anarchists performed like Sasha Grey, the G20 summit would be on after the watershed, and feature such concerned group as “Men For Anarchy”, “Beat The Bankers” and “The Jacqui Smith Enthusiasts”.
Posted: 4th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Playboy Cheerleading Teacher Carlie Christine Remains Naked
MORE news on Carlie Christine — the US school cheerleading coach sacked for posing naked for Playboy.
You will recall how shocked and disgusted mums, dads, grandparents, younger brothers, uncles and other teachers downloaded picures of Christine and after much studying presented them to the head and demanded that Christine be disciplined.
Posted: 24th, April 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
NADINE Dorries, Tory MP and subject of New Labour sexual fantasies, is writing for Grazia about her dreadful ordeal in being near the centre of a plot to smear the Tories.
Nadine Dorries has a Mid Beds constituency and a “massive majority”.
“Want to discredit a woman in politics?” asks Grazia. Well, not really. But we know someone who might. (Derek, you still there?)
How to do it: “Just claim she’s mad or having an affair.”
Cripes! Had only the Liberals thought of that in the days of Maggie Thatcher instead of debating her policies. But that’s shirt-lifters for you.
Posted: 22nd, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Video: One-Eyed Monster Ron Jeremy On Comedy In Porn
RON Jeremy, a porn star, appears on One-Eyed Monster “Comedy in Porn”.
It is beyond parody and NSFW - Video below:
Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jacqui Smith “Fame Porn” Wins Award
JACQUI SMITH gets blue plaque on her home -
Smith lived here - “best known for claiming expenses for her barbecue and husband’s porn films”
And smoking puff.
Video:
Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Derek Draper And McBride: “I Wasn’t Lying On Purpose”
MORE on Derek Draper and Damian McBride, and the quote that may serve as his epitaph: “I Wasn’t Lying On Purpose.” As told to Channel 4 news.
The emails are here.
Draper defends himself on LabourList:
Imagine if all your emails suddenly became available to people wanting to damage you.
Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Politicians, Tagline Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Revealed: The Emails That Did For ‘Brilliant’ Damian McBride
ANORAK has seen the emails telling of a Damian McBride’s plot to smear the Tories.
The damning verdict on Damian McBride is that the papers that lead with news of his departure refer to him not by name - “Key Brown side” (Observer; Sunday Times), “Attack Dog” (Mail) and “Key Brown advisor”.
The name is Damian McBride. And now he’s gone, we know who he is. The BBC publishes McBride’s resignation statement in full:
“I am shocked and appalled that, however they were obtained, these e-mails have been put into the public domain by Paul Staines.”
Anorak readers are well-versed in such apologies. And here McBride is quickly establishing a sympathetic background story.
When Derek Draper originally suggested using a website to compete with the kind of material seen regularly on the Guido Fawkes blog, he asked me in a personal capacity to write up some of the stories doing the rounds in Westminster.
Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady’s Wedding
GISELE Bundchen (pronounced Jizz-Sell) has as Derek Hail puts it has some “some parts that you, surpisingly, can’t see”.
What you can’t see is her wedding to Tom Brady in Costa Rica. But you can hear it:
“Take a picture of me now, you f—er! F–k you!” a camera-shy friend of Brady’s supposedly shouted at the photogs after inviting them into the house for a chat.
Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The BNP Punishes The Banking Pigs
RICHARD North looks at how the BNP is trying to capitalise on the banking crisis:
You could pick any number of issues. Take, for instance, the latest terrorist threat, the effects of unrestrained immigration from the EU, or perhaps the insanity of votes for prisoners, driven by the European court of human rights.
Posted: 10th, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jacqui Smith Is Picked On For Being Fat
EARLIER this week, Jacqui Smith complained that she was being picked on - picked on because she is a woman.
Poor Jacqui. Had she been only a little less vain. You see, the Mail has news:
Why being fat harms a woman’s career (but not a man’s)
Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jacqui Smith Embraces Feminist Porn
JACQUI Smith says she is being picked on not because she is a useless former pot-head who wants the taxpayer to pay for her home porn and bath plugs, but because she is woman:
“I know people think, ‘Well, your family live in Redditch so why isn’t that your main home?’ I know that people find that - particularly for a woman - they find that difficult.”
Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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