Beyonce’s Suspenders And West Ham Presents The MTV Europe Music Awards, In Pictures
THE MTV Europe Music Awards, features Beyonce in suspenders, Katy Perry in West Ham knickers and X Factor winner Leona Lewis wearing light.
With no Kanye West to enliven the AGM with a bit of popstar brattishness, it was down to the ladies to show off their primary sexual characteristics, to music: The pictures - and do see them all:
Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize Jokes In Full
BARACK Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for saying good things about peace. Barack Obama was nominated for the award in February 2009, just two weeks into his presidency. You want jokes?
Obama is more peaceful than Sima Samar, women’s rights campaigner in Afghanistan; Ingrid Betancourt - Liz Jones look-alike held hostage for six years; “Dr. Denis Mukwege - helps Congolese women who’ve been gang raped; Handicap International and Cluster Munition Coalition; Hu Jia - Chinese human rights worker serving a three-and-a-half-year prison term for ‘inciting subversion of state power’”; and Wei Jingsheng - endured 17 years in Chinese prisons for championing reforms.
And countless others people who have never tried to kill anyone.
Obama wins! And the media finds something to skewer Obama on and laugh at:
* “When you look at my record,” said SNL actor Fred Armisen as President Obama. “It’s very clear what I’ve done so far — and that is nothing.”
* Obama wins 2009 AKC “Best of Show”
* Today’s Nobel Peace Prize announcement raises the question: Is a negative caricature of President Obama now fully developed?
One thing that eluded Mr. Obama during his presidential campaign was that he was never successfully lampooned by the Republican Party…
Well, today’s announcement - while totally out of the president’s control - finally may have handed his critics their own “Mission Accomplished” moment - Hot Air
* It’s the comedy gold that the blogosphere as well as the late night talk show hosts and “Saturday Night Live” will exploit to no end. In fact, there’s already a joke formula that’s exploded: fill in the blank with your favorite award (Oscar, American Idol, etc.) and say that President Obama has already won it without accomplishing anything to deserve it - Ace
Andrew Bolt has breaking news:
More sensational news from Norway: Barack Obama has won the 100 metres at the London Olympics, to be run in 2012.
IOC spokesman Che Riviera said the committee had decided to award Obama the gold medal after the president made a series of speeches in which he promised to run an astonishing 9.5 seconds.
“Obama captured the world’s attention, and expressed values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population,” Riviera said. “We would hope this will enhance what he is trying to do.”
Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. “He’s just got great chemistry,” says Nobel Committee.
* Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.
* “They are handing him the Nobel Peace Prize because he isn’t George Bush.”
Obama is not the first to achieve peace in no time:
* There is Henry Kissinger. His receipt of the prize in 1973, in the wake of his war crimes against Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, prompted Tom Lehrer to famously remark: “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Prize.”
And not forgetting:
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
ktumulty: Has anyone asked Kanye West what he thinks of Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
Well, have they..?
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Those Falcon Heene Jokes In Full
BALLOON Boy is a huge media star. Falcon Heene is the boy who never flew in a ballon. Falcon Heene is huge.
All the big media networks are talking about Falcon Heene.
Other things that Falcon heene didn’t do to feature in the new reality TV series: Watching Falcon Heene Watching The Telly:
Show 1: Falcon Heene does not score a home run for the LA Gastric Bands
Show 2: Falcon Heene does not cross the Atlantic in an economy-size tub of maragine
Posted: 17th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Meme: Why West Cancelled North Amercian Tour
A North American tour by Kanye West has been cancelled just weeks after he was criticised for storming on stage at an awards ceremony.
Want to know why he quit? Find out here:
The Kanye West Meme Gallery (Updated)
Posted: 2nd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jack Tweed’s Suicide Watch With Jade Goody
JACK Tweed says he wants to kill himself. In “JACK: I WANT TO KILL MYSELF”, the News of The World places Mr Jade Goody on suicide watch – “nor death shall us part”.
Beneath a picture of Tweed, readers are told:
QUIET NIGHT IN: Prison beans and orange squash is far from Jack Tweed’s usual Champagne style
One would venture that Tweed is sipping on “prison orange squash”. But we should not interrupt the facts as Jack’s mum, Mary Tweed, tells her story to the tabloids, and so – finally! – welcomes a bona fide outlet of Jade Goody Industries.
THE distraught mum of rape charge widower Jack Tweed told yesterday of her torment at seeing her “baby” in prison and hearing him threaten to take his own life.
Posted: 27th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lady Gaga And Kanye West Sex Video
LADY Gaga and Kanye West have teamed up to create a video advertorial for their joint tour.
In one half of the show, Gaga will watch West; in the other half West will watch Gaga and then storm the stage to say that he has seen better acts and he should have won the prize for the best audience member not that woman in the overalls.
No tickets need be sold to guarantee much standing ovation and sensation.
The video appears to be in slo-mo, a dash of hi-tech wizardry that extends the singers’ fifteen minutes’ of fame until the year 2134, when the low moaning sound is picked up by a Japanese whaling fleet who harpoon both Gaga and West to much applause and no little fanfare.
Says West on the hook:
“Yo Mr Miyagi, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Captain Ahab had one of the best harpooned whales of all time…”
Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Anti-Obama Gadsden Flag Shows We’re All Hezbollah Now
IN Barack Obama’s Post-racial America, there is no race, there is only racism. Republican congressman from the South, Joe Wilson, heckles Obama during a speech on health reform to a joint session of Congress, belching, “You lie.”
So then former US President and author Jimmy Carter opines:
“There is a feeling among many people in this country that an African-American is not allowed to be president, not allowed to be given the same respect.”
The media world goes into spasm. Obama fields the question on child-rape enthusiast David Letterman’s show Says Barry:
“It’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.”
But other with vested interests speak up. Spike Lee is invited on Newsnight, the BBC politics show, to opine:
“I never drank that post-racial Kool-Aid. He [President Obama] was not Harry Houdini. He was not going to be ‘abracadabra, presto change-o’ overnight poof, racism disappears. I never thought that.”
Miranda Devine, writing in the Sydney Morning Herald, tunes into the din:
The New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd claimed she could hear the unspoken word ”boy” on Wilson’s lips as he heckled the President - which says more about her inner life than Wilson’s. “…what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: ‘You lie, boy!’ Some people just can’t believe a black man is president and will never accept it.”
Anyone else hear boy?
Then there was the Georgetown University sociologist Michael Eric Dyson, who claimed racism was proved by the fact Obama could be applauded for calling the African-Americans rapper Kanye West ”a jackass … But when he calls an anonymous white guy stupid by implication, he has to nearly apologise to the nation. How dare a black man stand in judgment of white intelligence?”
How dare a white man comment on the Cameroon national team, the West Indies or the Dizzee Rascal’s latest hit? How very dare you!
Personally, I tend to agree with President Carter. While certainly not all the anger being publicly vented today can be tied to racism, I believe there is an underlying current of it smoldering [sic] beneath the public discourse and no one dares to mention the pink elephant in the room. Carter was never afraid to speak his mind, which probably cost him a second term as president - Dr Judith Rich, Huff Po.
The headline screams:
COMMENTARY: Carter is right: It smacks of racism
And writing in the Guardian, Daniel Nasaw just knows:
Hundreds of thousands of angry conservatives flocked to Washington on 12 September to oppose Obama’s effort to provide healthcare for all Americans, his pouring of public money into the US economy to save it from collapse, and just about ¬everything else the new president has done or promised to do. The frothing-mad protesters carried signs denouncing the nation’s first African-American president as a Nazi, a socialist, a lump of human waste, the Joker from Batman, and, perhaps most disturbingly, an African witchdoctor.
Maaaaaad. Frothing mouthed. Rabid.
But thousands also carried the flag that is fast becoming a symbol of backlash against the president: a bellicose yellow banner depicting a rattlesnake poised to strike and bearing the slogan, “Don’t tread on me.” Known as the Gadsden flag for its purported creator, Colonel Christopher Gadsden, it was a revolutionary war-era naval standard that was carried into battle during the civil war and flown during both world wars.
Yellow banned with picture on the front held aloft by racist nutters. Where have we seen that before..?
The fury at the protests was palpable – a resentful amalgam of cultural, political and racial animosity levelled at a president…
Among the crowd specific complaints were few, giving the event the feel of a protest against a man and against history rather than any policies. The level of vitriol aimed at the president seemed out of whack with the substance of the grievances. What is it about Obama’s healthcare proposal that makes steam boil out of people’s ears?…
Although the participants in the protest were almost all white, the ¬ reality is more complicated than classic American Jim Crow racism…
In addition, many Americans who would not describe themselves as racists and who claim black acquaintances and listen to black music nevertheless hold deep-seated racial antipathy they are unlikely to express or acknowledge, even to themselves. With its signs and slogans ostensibly aimed at the president’s policies, the anti-Obama movement has given these people what seems like a legitimate way to express their discomfort at seeing a black man from Chicago’s South Side in the White House…
Perhaps the Gadsden flag will similarly re-emerge as a symbol for all Americans, not just reactionary Obama-haters. Next year in South Africa, anyone?
But the last word is with the cartoonist, who delivers this joyous rebuttal…
It’s not that they stick up for freedom and rights - it’s just that they’re on the other side.
Spotter: Barcepundit
Posted: 23rd, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West On Suicide Watch As Obama Diss Pushes Him Closer To Edge
IN Kanye West’s “SUICIDE FEAR”, the NE tells readers that pop brat Kanye West will be visiting Switzerland, place of civic pride and suicide, to whisper in the ears of the morbid:
“Yo Hemingway, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler had one of the best suicides of all time.”
The trust is no less shocking. As an “expert” tells us that the “disgraced rapper needs help for mental illness.”
Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Gallery, Key Posts, National Enquirer Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Triggers Taylor Swift Hissy Fit
POP star Taylor Swift is now famous for being Kanye West’s foil, the stooge to his cream pie. Swift is on Tampa Bay’s MJ Morning Show fielding questions about music critic Kanye West:
So, Taylor, how did it feel to be work with Kanye?
Taylor Swift: “I really would appreciate it if we could talk about something else.”
The DJ carries on. So Mariah, how was it? C’mon, Mel B, tell us about meeting Kanye? Was it the wost moment of your life (checks researcher’s notes), Lulu?
He wants to know how it felt. How did it feel? How did it feel?
TS: “I’ve asked you three times, and I’m trying to be nice.”
Posted: 21st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Kanye West Meme Gallery (Updated)
KANYE West is now the subject of an internet game, a meme. You have to take the phrase “I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish but [insert name] had one of the best [insert object] of all time…” and apply the words to a new tableau.
Posted: 18th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madonna Performed As Lady GaGa, In Pictures
LADY GaGa is everywhere. Thanks to her masks and string vest burka she might be more than one. Some GaGa’s even be men.
Having been pipped to suicide on the MTV stage by Kanye West and his bottle of cognac, a GaGa was in New York to look over Marc Jacobss Spring 2010 Collection during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.
Why GaGa want to see the latest fashion was a mystery, until we saw the pictures of her with Madonna. GaGa is Madonna’s camel face, the popstar by committee.
Posted: 16th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
“LADY GAGA in suicide shocker,” screams the Daily Star, which might have seen the singer dressed in a burka on the MTV awards’ stage to collect a Best New Artist statuette and puts two and two together to make… can you repeat the question?
The story is a sensation:
LADY GAGA shocked millions of telly viewers by faking her own death in a sick stage stunt. The outrageous star collapsed dripping in “blood” during her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in New York. Fans were stunned as she pretended to stab herself in the chest. Her white outfit was smeared with gore as she writhed around and rubbed the fake blood on her face.
Bloodsoaked Gaga, 23, next appeared hanging limply from a cord suspended from the roof, her neck twisted to the side and a blank look on her face.
And this all happened while the world’s media was watching brattish pop star Kanye West behave like a, well, brattish pop star? Now we known about it, there vey chance we can agree to be offended:
A spokesman for PAPYRUS, the national charity for prevention of young suicides, blasted: “This act is not cool: sensationalising and romanticising suicide is irresponsible. Celebrities, who are often idolised by young people, need to be more aware of the impact that such acts can have on vulnerable young people.”
Hey, kids. No climbing on stage and stabbing yourselves in the chest. It is not cool.
Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Repsonds To Patrick Swayze Death
BRATTISH pop star Kaney West repsonds to the death of Patrick Swayze:
Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Heidi Montag Introduces Reactions To Kanye West, In Pictures
KANYE West advertises the MTV Awards AGM by upstaging Taylor Swift and the media, the web, vested-interest groups and celebs get to work. The making of a media shitstorm, features Heidi Montag, Pink. the Daily Telegrpah, Eammanuel Adebyaor, Barack Obama and lots of LOL …
1: The spoof video mash up
2. The celebs muscle in on the PR War
Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West’s Pro-Beyonce Anti-Taylor Swift MTV Stunt In Pictures
KANYE West is interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech of singer at the MTV Video Music Awards, New York.
West, whose agape mouth give him the look of a Pekingese eyeing a shoehorn, tells the audience Beyonce should have been won the best female video prize.
“Taylor, I’m really happy for you, and I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.”
I. I.
On Kanye West’s blog apology:
I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.
Kanye West writes ‘I’ so much he just leaves the caps lock on and waits for an opening.
Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Set Up Home
PAVLOV’S Rule of Tabloid Journalism states that every time Jennifer Aniston is mentioned so too must be Angelina Jolie and by definition Brad Pitt. So when Grazia magazine uses its front page to announce the question (can you announce a question?): “Jen has boob job?” a little squeaky voice pops up to add “BRAD And ANGELINA’S MAKE-OR-BREAK TRIP.”
First up we are invited to look at Jennifer’ Aniston’s chest and check it for signs of hair, boyfriends and growth. We see none, although in one picture Jen is wearing a tighter top than in the other, so Grazia senses a scandal.
Which leads readers to Ange and Brad who are on a “make-or-break-trip” to a… garden centre.
Posted: 13th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Gallery Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Writes Sequel To Diary Of A Nobody
KANYE West - “I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life” – has written a book.
West is the co-author of “Thank You And You’re Welcome”, 52 pages of some thinking:
Page: “Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!”
Page: “I hate the word hate!”
West calls his wisdom “Kanye-isms.”
West wasn’t to be an “ism”.
John Lennon – and he was The Walrus – opined:
Ev’rybody’s talkin’ ’bout
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
This from Kanye West, who is tuning into music’s Mr Pooter:
“My favorite one is ‘Get used to being used,’ ” he said.
“I feel like to misuse, overuse or abuse someone is negative. To use is necessary and if you can’t be used, then you are useless.”
Or not a at all a tool…
Spotter: Socialite Life
Kanye West Uses Naked Lover Amber Rose To Model His Shoes
Posted: 28th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Uses Naked Lover Amber Rose To Model His Shoes
KANYE West features in Louis Vuitton’s new ad campaign to sell his range of shoes.
Do you see the shoes?
If you buy these shoes, you too can have an ex-lesbian model called Amber Rose (nominative determinalism again, folks) to warm your crotch.
Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kanye West Strokes His Sea Kitten
Kanye West Strokes His Sea Kitten:
Posted: 9th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ron Paul Tops Time Magazine’s Most Influential People In 2009
TIMES magazine asks: “Who Are the World’s Most Influential People in 2009.” And at numebr 1 is Ron Paul.
Paul is ahead of the herunder:
But before them, Anorak’s list of the Least Influential People in the Compilation of Lists:
Posted: 19th, March 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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