Megan Fox Pushes Her Toilet To The Limits
MEGAN Fox leans forward, slips your eyeballs down her cleavage and tells OK! readers:
“I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M CAPABLE OF.”
Well, as female actress, there are babies, adoptions, getting your chest out, shagging an actor, starring in straight-to-pub-quiz-question films and mass murder.
Before we investigate Megan’s limits, OK! wants to interview her:
OK!: Is being the world’s sexiest woman a difficulty badge to wear?
Anorak: Depends if you’re wearing knickers and used to piercings.
Megan Fox: “I don’t think you ever get comfortable with it – it’s a strange almost supernatural thing…”
OK!: what do you look for in partner?
MF: I like bad boys… He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band that plays guitar…
Anorak: Megan dates Brian Austin Green, the former Beverly Hills 90210 actor with the voice of a chipmunk in a sleeper hold.
Megan than tells us that she forgets to flush the toilet. If she puts her mind to it Megan may be capable of remembering? Life is all about testing your boundaries.
If Megan can flush in a bikini then the sky’s the limit.
Posted: 30th, September 2009 | In: OK! Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
London Paper Outs Baby P’s Mother
BABY P’s mother named: Publication of the mother’s name, or that of the step-father, before 11:39 on August 10, 2009, will be in breach of a court order. So here’s news of Tracey Connelly in the free London Paper.
A still from the London Paper at 21:48 on august 10, 2009, reveals The People section populated by one Tracey Connelly?
Who’s she, then? Two of these people tortued a child, who died:
Baby P - Robert Pattinson Tracey Connelly Steven Barker Jordan Katie Price Megan Fox Peter Andre Fabio Capello Miley Cyrus
Any ideas?
Read: Baby P’s Mum Tracey Connelly And Stephen Barker, In Pictures
Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox, Sarah Palin And Miley Cyrus Break Out At The Teen Choice Awards
THE Teen Choice Awards is not a Government-run anti-drugs, anti-sex, anti-smoking campaign, but an awards show presented annually by FOX. Teens aged 13–19 vote for their idols.
And there is a special award to Kathy Griffin for snuggling up to Levi Johnston (pictured), who squired Sarah Palin’s daughter. If Kathy can just dye her hair and wear some pig lipstick, this could be the real thing.
Treading the green grass carpet are the Twilight cast (Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz) and such notables as David Beckham, Hayden Panettiere, Zac Efron, Britney Spears, Rupert The Bear, Rumur Willis, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, The Kardashians, Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Morrison, Keke Palmer, Gary Glitter, Alexis Bledel, Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Pitt The Younger, Ellen DeGeneres, Miley Cyrus, and Ashley Tisdale. (Anyone missed was also there.)
And with more than 85 awards to dish out, there’s one for everyone. It’s less of an award than a going home present.
Posted: 10th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Sex Tape Leaked On August 4th
MEGAN Fox is everywhere. On August the 4th Fox will be nowhere - apart from in her leaked sex tape. But August 4th is International No Megan Fox Day. The New York Daily News reports:
A dozen male-focused Web sites including AOL’s men’s lifestyle/humor site Asylum.com — as well as Ask Men, Just a Guy Thing and Double Viking — have sanctioned Aug. 4 as a Megan Fox media blackout day.
Posted: 29th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Inspires Haute Couture Paris Fashion
MICHAEL Jackson Inspires Paris Fashion Week…
French designer Alexis Mabille does haute couture Blanket.
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Style Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Jennifer’s Body Acting Gallery
MEGAN Fox, star of Jennifer’s Body,said her Transformers’ director Michael Bay created a film “not about acting”.
So here are some stills from the actress’s new film, which is about acting - including scenes in which Megan Fox unzips her top, swims topless, wears a cheerleading outfit, kisses another girl and shags a Priapic teenger.
Onwards and upwards (NSFW):
Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mariah Carey Copies Michelle Obama’s Fashion
MARIAH Carey has a huge left hand, attached to a gigantic left thumb.
Celebrity thumbs are all the rage, a trend begun by Michelle Obama and adopted by Megan Fox, and now Mariah Carey.
The thumb is seen dangling from the end of one of Carey’s asymetric arms on the cover of Obsessed.
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Stars In Noboru Iguchi’s RoboGeisha 2
WHAT next for Megan Fox? How do you follow an part in a non-acting film like Transformers? With a part in Tranformers 2. Certainly. And then with a part in a sequel to Noboru Iguchi’s RoboGeisha:
Megan Fox Trashes Whites And Christians
Megan Fox’s Secret Picture Gallery
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Makes Michael Bay Look Young And Dumb
MEGAN Fox opens her mouth and to prove they are not staring at her cleavage, hacks takes down every word she says.
Editors print it because what Megan Fox says can be illustrated with a picture of her skin.
Now, Megan Fox says her Transformers’ director Michael Bay created a film “not about acting”.
Says Bay:
“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do…”
Bay is 44 years young. Says he:
“Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys.”
Really?
Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harvey Kindlon Snubbed Again As Megan Fox Skips Town
MORE news on Harvey Kindlon, aka Harvii Kindlon, the starry-eyed, 11-year-old youth pictured trying to hand Megan Fox a yellow rose as the vamp trod the read carpet in London.
The New York Post told the world that that Kindlon was scheduled to meet Megan Fox on the Today show. The youngster was flown there to meet his idol by Kodak, who offered a reward of $5,000 to anyone who could identify Kindlon.
But then the PR chance became a PR disaster.
Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harvii Kindlon Gives Megan Fox The Yellow Rose Of London
LONDON schoolboy Harvii Kindlon is the 11-year-old Megan Fox is flicking off her shoulder like a fly from a golden turd.
Says Fox, understandingly:
“I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again.”
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
A Reward To Identify Megan’s Fox’s Young Lover
KODAK is offering a reward to help identify the young lad trying to woo the fascistic Megan Fox as she struts the red carpet in London for her outing in Transformers. Who is this young Roseanne Barr?
Kodak will offer $5,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that enables Kodak to make this connection happen. Kodak will also cover travel costs for the young man and his family to help allow destiny to take its course, and provide cameras for him to capture the moment.
Please send us an email at yellowroseboy@gmail.com if you have any information or can help turn the rose boy’s dreams into reality.
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Trashes Whites And Christians
MEGAN Fox opens her mouth and thanks to a combination of her looks, pouting and hints of primary sexual characteristics, no-one hears her until the words are written down. Then we get this:
At a press conference in South Korea yesterday, Fox was asked how she’d prevent the evil Transformer Megatron from destroying the world. Saying she’d barter with him, the star explained how she’d reason with the character:
“Instead of the entire planet, [I'd say to him]: Can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Woos Female Lover: Picture
MEGAN Fox. Here’s a picture of Megan Fox with a young lovely.
Captions please…
Megan Fox Leaked Topless Photos
Megan Fox’s Secret Picture Gallery
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Photojournalism Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Advertises For A British Lover
MORE news on Megan Fox, as the victim of nominative determinism stalks Leicester Square, shoves out her three “Ts” and says: “I’d consider a Brit.”
The Sun reviews Fox’s new film, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
“The newly single superstar looked stunning in a floor-length black dress with plunging back at the London premiere of her new movie.”
Anorak gives it a PG, with scenes of gratuitous flirtation and sexual banter of an adolescent nature.
Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Leaked Topless Photos
HAVING dumped Brian Austin Green, leading Hollywood thinker and non-topless topless model Megan Fox is asked who she will date next?
“Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE named RAIN and I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.”
You work it, girl. And Rain - well, he can trawl the web for those leaked photos of his future squeeze (see below), the one who will end the Cold War with North Korea, for whom he spies. (Old Mr Anorak says he’s just looking after Megan’s best interests.)
Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Most Disgusting Megan Fox Picture Ever
THE most disgusting Megan Fox picture ever is NSFW - after the jump. Megan Fox can be made to look like, well, the rest of us. You just need to concentrate…
Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox Beats Jolie In The Top Five Sexiest Celebrity Bodies Gallery
KELLY Brook is the current owner of the world’s sexiest celebrity body, seeing off the challenges of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry.
Victoria Beckham ekes out a living in the world’s worst celebrity body.
Lisa Smosarski, editor of Britain’s More! magazine, opines:
“It’s no secret that the majority of men like women with curves, the Victoria Beckham ‘lollipop head’ look is so over. It’s great to see homegrown talent like Kelly and Cheryl fighting it out at the top amongst Hollywood’s finest.”
Indeed, it makes us proud that British chest and backsides can take on American chests and backsides in a trans-Atlantic smack down and come out on top – and bottom!
Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox’s Secret Picture Gallery
MEGAN Fox is the actress with the looks that explain why older actresses frequent Messers Nip’n’ Tuck and why men can stand to leave their porn collection at home and go to the cinema.
Anorak learns that Megan Fox not only epitomises nominative determinism - much like Angelina Jolie, on whom she has been modelled - but also is able to speak off the script. Hereunder are her ilustrated quotes, with secret picture gallery…
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Anorak Spots: Gay Marriage In New York
A 3D view of the Airbus A380 cockpit - Via Barcepundit
Posted: 13th, May 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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