The Jon Gosselin Sex Tape Is A Thing Of Beauty
REALITY TV show dross Jon Gosselin - he of the 8 as-seen-on-teevee children (think Mel Gibson with more self-esteem) - has a sex tape out there somewhere, says the National Enquierer. Everyone needs a celebrity sex tape. You probably have one in which you’re shagging Russell Brand or an Oompa Loompa.
Anorak’s Man in LA tells us:
Now before you start pooh-poohing the source, remember that the Enquirer been the leaders when it comes to coverage of some pretty major scandals. John Edwards and his mistress come to mind.
Posted: 13th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lucia Anne Grigorieva Gibson, In Pictures
CELEBRITY Catholic Mel Gibson’s lover Oksana Grigorieva presents their new baby daughter Lucia to the massed Hello! congregation. Mel seems to have ignored our advice to name the child Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson, going instead for Lucia Anne Grigorieva Gibson.
Although there is always the nickname to develop. We live in hope.
Lucia is Mel’s eighth wonder. This makes him Octo-dad. While we wonder what three more children will do more Mel’s self-esteem, Oksana tells us:
“Premature babies do eat a lot – they just eat and sleep.”
Posted: 10th, November 2009 | In: Hello! Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Muhammed The Movie: The Gays Die, A Saturday Morning Cartoon And John Travolta Stars
ISLAM’S Prophet Muhammad is to star in film by Barrie Osborne, producer of The Matrix and The Lord of The Rings.
Don’t Call Me Mo will be an “international epic” aimed at “bridging cultures“. It will also make, we imagine, “loadsa money”, be a “monster smash” and cross over into merchandise with “mountains” pendants, mugs and a Saturday morning cartoon.
The BBC says that Islamic laws states that The Prophet cannot be depicted on screen, doing so is blasphemous. This might create a problem as the star of the show is not seen. Although Osborne did work on Face Off, so maybe the Prophet’s face can be portrayed by John Travolta, Nicholas Cage and pretty much anyone else who might not look like he did. If Michael Jackson can do it…
Says Osborne:
“The film will educate people about the true meaning of Islam.”
Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson’s Immaculate Russian Give Birth Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson
MEL GIBSON, not to outdone by Kai Wayne Rooney and parents, has become a dad, via the Russian vessel Oksana Grigorieva.
Mel’s a hardcore Catholic divorcee, so his child born out wedlock should be called Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson. It’s a girl!
Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MEL Gibson, patron saint of tits sugared, leader of the New Traditional Catholic Reformation was and was not arrested.
News is that Gibson’s lawyer, a Blair Berk, is to visit a court and ask the judge to remove the Drunk Under Influence from Gibson’s record.
As TMZ reports:
Berk will argue that Gibson because he has successfully completed all the terms of his 3-year probation.
Posted: 29th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dr Conrad Murray Jailed As ‘Michael Jackson Made Me Do It’ Defence Fails
IN this week’s National Enquirer: Michael Jackson’s Dr Conrad Murray is sent down, Pete Wentz causes Ashlee Simpson to talk of divorce and Heidi Montag is hell-sent…
Michael Jackson Homicide
“DESPERATE ‘DR DEATH’ BLAMES MICHAEL”
“DR DEATH” is “cowardly” Conrad Murray, and he might blame Michael Jackson for his alleged involvement in the singer’s death should a Dr Barry Friedberg be right when he says:
“He’s going to try to put the blame on Jackson. But it won’t work because Murray was the one with the medical license, the power to prescribe medication and the job of keeping his patient alive.”
Dr Friedberg is not only “a Propofol expert”, he is an expert in legal matters and knows Dr Murray’s defence, a man who there is no evidence of his ever having met. Indeed, there is no evidence that Dr Friedberg ever met Michael Jackson.
And Dr Friedberg’s expertise doesn’t end there:
“But if Murray thinks the people around Michael are intimidating, wait until he gets a load of the inmates in prison.”
Dr Friedbeg is medical expert, lawyer, judge and jury.Case closed.
Heidi Montag Anti-Christ Bikini
Posted: 8th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jennifer Aniston Is Pregant, Mel Gibson’s Hair Plugs And Michael Jackson’s Drugs Runner
NATIONAL Enquirer Tuesday: Angelina Jolie “explodes”, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, Mel Gibson’s “hair plugs” and Michael Jackson’s drugs runner…
ANGELINA Jolie “EXPLODES”.
And the National Enquirer asks readers:
“Is Jennifer [Aniston] having your baby?”
This question might be pertinent. Over the past five years, Aniston’s womb has been the subject of much speculation in the Enquirer, it being possibly impregnated by a host of actors whose names are too long to list here.
Posted: 4th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Marky Mark Wahlberg’s Catholic Wedding To Rhea Durham In Pictures
MARKY Mark Wahlberg is now married to Rhea Durham, mother to his three children, Elly Ella, Micky Michael and Brendy Brendan.
Mark Wahlberg is not a Jew. A non-Jew called Mark –berg needs to be tough and know what he is.
Walhberg is a practising Catholic, which means he gets to marry mum in a church with his children present.
If Marky Mark should ever get divorced he can get Mel Gibson’s dad Hutton Gibson to do the ceremony and still be a good Catholic.
Mel Gibson’s dad knows how you can be a hardcore Catholic and still be divorced while living with your pregnant lover. Mel Gibson’s also knows the Holocaust is a massive exaggeration and Jews just left Europe out of choice. Mel Gibson’s dad just knows.
But this is not about Gibson. Some things aren’t. Really. Mel.. really. This is about Marky Mark. This is his day. And Pictures of his wedding are hereunder:
Posted: 2nd, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson ‘Attacks’ Fan In Club
ANORAK’s pals at Hollyscoop claim Mel Gibson attacked a man trying to take picture of him and him and his current flame Oksana Grigorieva.
This is not just because Mel is a living prophet and pictures of him are forbidden on pain of death (or having to watch The Passion), but mainly because the hardcore Catholic was cheesed off that he and his pregnant lover were being snapped at the new Playhouse club.
Gibson and his pregnant girlfriend arrived with a large group of people and settled into their VIP area. A Life & Style reporter posing as a fan tried to snap a picture of Gibson and his girlfriend. His security team immediately took the camera and deleted the pictures, allegedly.
Posted: 30th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paris Hilton Is Queen Of The Monkeys
Paris Hilton’s mates pick monkey poo - D-listed
Mel Gibson - good Catholic boy - abstains from birth control - TMZ
It’s easy to dislike Lily Allen- PITNB
MeMe - I’m Not Obsessed
No House Martin - Red Stated
Posted: 19th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson “Excommunicated By His Own Church”
MEL Gibson “shelled out $1million PER WEEK to keep Robyn’s lip zipped about the split while he huddled with priests at his renegade, hard-core Catholic church about how to divorce without being excommunicated!”
Anorak is no expert on ecumenical matters and defers to Cardinal Sin, who tells us that in matters of Catholic confusion it is best to blame a) The Jews, b) Women, c) Jewish women d) All of the above, e) curious boys.
Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (78) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson Girl Tells Media She Won’t Speak To Media
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MEL Gibson’s “Sharking” Russian, alleged, lover Oksana Pocheba says he can’t talk about any romance because it might affect Mel’s divorce from wife Robyn.
Posted: 23rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SUSAN Boyle Watch: In which the Huffington Post’s Sarah Walker tells of her “fears” for Susan Boyle.
Anorak has highlighted some terrific opinion on Britain’s Got Talent’s Susan Boyle, noteworthy:
* This woman is my sister.
* So, just as the unemployed Susan Boyle is storming the states with her unexpectedly inspirational rendition of “I dreamed a dream”, equity markets appear to be putting in a not dissimilar inspirational performance — leading many market commentators to profess the recession may in fact be over and done with.
* Susan Boyle: My definition of actualizing potential by allowing the energy of the universe to flow through you.
* Susan Boyle surpasses Barack Obama as the most popular human being on the planet
* I’m still stuck on Susan Boyle, and still weeping. I suppose that’s so 24 hours ago, and I should be thinking instead about how Mel Gibson’s divorce might affect his box-office cred with conservative Catholics.
* If Susan Boyle had not existed, the Noughties would have had to invent her to prevent the decade from crashing into its own looking glass
Posted: 20th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
WE’RE all going crazy for Susan Boyle, the woman who showed Saturday night telly watchers that you don’t need to show your false chest, wood-stained skin and G-string to get on telly, but can keep it all under wraps, like Susan Boyle did.
Susan is in interview, and has this to say:
“Modern society is too quick to judge people on their appearances. There is not much you can do about it; it is the way they think; it is the way they are. But maybe this could teach them a lesson, or set an example.”
See her performance here.
Posted: 15th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson’s Wife Robyn Files For Divorce
MEL Gibson’s wife, Robyn, has filed for divorce. Can this be the Mel Gibson who gave the world The Passion? Why the divorce from Mel Gibson who told us:
The Holy Ghost was working through me on this film, and I was just direction traffic.
And:
Obviously, nobody wants to touch something filmed in two dead languages. They think I`m crazy, and maybe I am. But maybe I`m a genius.
Yeah, maybe. But best of all:
My dad taught me my faith, and I believe what he taught me. The man never lied to me in his life.
Posted: 13th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Osama bin Laden Mistaken At Airport For Russell Brand
AT Manchester airport, face-recognition machines are in operation.
The Telegraph has seen an internal email:
“Update on the calibration – the facial recognition booths are letting passengers through at 30%. Changes appear to have been made without any explanation [or] giving anyone a reason for the machines [creating] what is in effect a 70% error rate.
“[The fact that] the machines do not operate at 100% is unacceptable. In addition it would be interesting to know why the acceptance level has been allowed to decrease.”
Posted: 6th, April 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Merry James: Ten Bizarre Facts About Madonna And Child
ALL hail the Madonna and child. Historians will note than in no two pictures of the child the same. Madonna had many children, all different, all unique and special.
10 Bizarre Facts About Madonna and Child:
Posted: 30th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harry Potter, Chicken Run, Tom And Jerry and Other Zionist Conspiracies
HARRY Potter is part of a Zionist conspiracy. He got that scar - the one on his forehead - at his bris.
Harry Potter is the Messiah. Iranian TV knows:
Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Politicians, Terrible TV Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ALLAH made me watch Bruce WIllis. No, not Mel Gibson, whose films Allah directs. You had me at Taser:
A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands…. When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Police Log, Strange But True Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mel Gibson Dad Hutton Supports Ron Paul For President
BARACK Obama or John McCain? Change or same old old?
Or how about voting for Ron Paul?
Hutton Gibson, Mel Gibson’s dad, thinks Ron Paul can make it to the White House.
There is much kudos in getting a good celebrity backer. Paul will surely be delighted to have one who denies the Holocaust, thinks 9/11 was an inside job and that the Jews - always the Jews - run the papacy.
Gibson says “the only way we can save the country is to vote for Ron Paul… In 2008.”
The video was added to YouTube in July 2008. Paul, the Texas conservative, failed in his bid to win the GOP nomination for president. So it says here.
But, then, the Jews control the media, and it may be conspiracy. Ron Paul for President!
Pic: 14
Posted: 23rd, July 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Politicians, Race For The White House, Ron Paul, Terrible TV Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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