Miley Cyrus Says Twilight Is A Bad Cult And Zac Effron Is Hot
MILEY Cyrus, the pole dancer for teens, soft porn star and Vanity Fair’s 15-year-old topless stunna, says Twilight is a cult:
“I think it’s a cult, I think it’s bad - I think it’s like, just people get too into it. For me, I think it’s like when guys look at supermodels and they’re like, ‘That’s the perfect girl’.”
Well, said Miley. Putting people on a pedestal and holding them up as an ideal just because they’ve been in a film is pathetic. Says Miley in Us magazine:
“I think Zac Efron is the hottest person in the world. I really, really like him.”
Posted: 26th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price’s Burning Sensation X Factor Presents The Week In Pictures
WHAT a week that was, folks. We saw Gary Glitter’s Halloween costume, a man was beaten to death on the telly for our entertainment, The Cheeky Girls encouraged thoughts of them mating with X Factor’s Jedward and creating a new breed of horror, Madonna sanitized Africa, police arrested West Ham, Stephen Fry fans pretending to be actors, had a strop on Twitter, X Factor agonist Danyl Johnson was beaten by Hitler, giving us another reason to hate Danyl with a Y, Marlon King was branded a typical footballer, you got to cover your cat’s anus with a glitter ball, Muslims laughed at Muslims, Ollie Murs reminded us of them, Iggy Pop, Muhammad reminded us of corduroy bodysuits, starred in a film as John Travolta, we blamed the Muslims for Madeleine McCann, Al Gore became a God, Daily Mail readers came out in favour of Sharia LawNazis and , we learnt that a virus can wear bovver boots, was burnt as a bitch, Katie PriceSusan Boyle was our transsexual Jesus, Lindsay Lohan died, almost, Ringo Starr became something funny in the water, we saw the Carrie Prejean sex tape, Katie and Peter got back together, we enjoyed blood porn, Sharon Osbourne presented her hairy arsehole, Jedward reviewed their novelty record collection, Elizabeth LambertBeyonce made us watch women’s football- and it was good, showed us her knickers and Nidal Malik Hasan became a victim as he murdered 13 people.
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Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Stephen Fry Quits Twitter in 80 Characters, Miley Cyrus Yet To Respond
FIRST Miley Cyrus quits Twitter and now Twitter fan Stephen Fry says he will leave the social network.
Says Fry, on, er, Twitter:
“I’m obviously not good enough. I retire from Twitter henceforward. Bye everyone.”
That’s 80 characters (with spaces) of the 140 allowance. Plenty of time, then, for Fry to reconsider.
Posted: 31st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Miley Cyrus Sex And The City Pictures
BRITISH actress Kim Cattrall and Miley Cyrus are spotted by Anorak’s Man in New York filming a red carpet scene on the set of “Sex and the City 2″ at the Ziegfeld Theatre.
This is what happens to child stars.
Posted: 17th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
John McCain Responds To Meghan McCain’s Twitter Cleavage
WHO knew that John McCain and Sarah Palin’s failed White House bid would give the world two new soft core porn stars: Levi Johnstone and Meghan McCain?
The man who would have been Palin’s son-in-law Levi is to pose for Playgirl magazine. And Meghan McCain has posted this Twitter pic of her peering over a cleavage and holding a book about Andy Warhol.
If you look at those breasts it’s just an unfortunate tableau. They aren’t breasts - Meghan McCain is just standing behind her dad, who’s discussing Earth Day with Rudy Giuliani. But too late.
The web goes bonkers:
“Meghan McCain Twitter Photo Sparks Controversy” -Wall Street Journal.
“The concept of simply not posting pictures of her breasts is not one she is familiar with” - Alarming News.
“Hot and Dorky!” - BuzzHollywood.
“Meghan’s 15 minutes have long since expired. I’ve never minded a gal ‘with a little meat on her bones,’ as we say down home.” - Robert Stacy McCain
Meghan reacts:
“so I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing but apparently anything other than a pantsuit I am a slut, this is” - Meghan McCain
Meghan retracts:
I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended.- Meghan McCain
“Holy mother of pearl!! If she did not think that photo wouldn’t cause a stir, she is living in la la land. Geezz! Are those things real? I mean really. This photo was more than sweat pants and a tank top. Surly she looked at it before posting it. It’s mostly two gigantic melons barely contained by a piece of fabric” - CNN
It’s affecting Meghan’s Journalism:
“Writers who develop organically have time to grow a thick skin. With each job advancement comes more attention and more criticism. But just as Sarah Palin was dropped into the middle of a presidential campaign with little time to prepare for such a high-profile role, McCain was thrust into the spotlight without having developed a solid political philosophy — or the callused ego one gets from enduring the slings and arrows fired by the public each day” - Matt Lewis, Politics Daily
Miley Cyrus Was Right
“Meghan McCain says she plans to “get the fuck off Twitter” since so many users of the microblogging service are hating on a maverick picture she posted of her maverick cleavage. Oh, please. She’s a fameball. She’s going nowhere” - Ryan Tate, ValleyWag
No Comment Is Still A Comment
“Meghan Mccain Twitter Photo: Who Cares? - Ontario Now
Wail Bait
“But the Twitter indiscretion has also become the new career move. Obviously McCain knew that her rack was loud and proud in that photo; she also knew it was fabulous follower bait” - Off The Grid
The GOP Gawp
“Meghan McCain exposes her cup size on Twitter — maybe Republicans really are out of ideas” - LA Times
“Ms. McCain’s photo did trigger some criticism. “If @mccainblogette is the future of the GOP, we’re gonna have to get much more serious about real issues like glitter, fabric, and unicorns,” tweeted Danny Coles, a self-described “enlightened, charming and disarming twenty-something conservative” in Washington, D.C. “Come on, you were taking a picture with your cleav as the centerpiece — on purpose. I don’t care, but let’s be honest” - Wall Street Journal
Posted: 15th, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Miley Cyrus Returns To Twitter
MILEY Cyrus is no longer on Twitter. I know. Pre-teens, paedos, men in caravan parks on the north Wales coast wearing badges will be sad.
But Miley’s dad Billy Ray Cyrus is here to help.
Dad has gone on Twitter to tell the world:
Miley you are a light in the world of darkness. You were born ‘Destiny Hope Cyrus’ for one reason. You can’t leave everyone now. We r countin on u.”
Posted: 10th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Courtney Love’s Erect Turtle Saves The News Industry And Photojournalism
COURTNEY LOVE “couldn’t get any more bonkers,” says the Sun (via D-listed), “she goes and posts a picture of herself in bed with a TURTLE on the web“. It’s an erect turltle and it’s not in a web, it’s on her head, like a novelty hat.
And with that another nail is hit into the belly of photojournalism.
Paparazzi pictures are big money - bigger money in staged portraits of celebrities. But here is Love doing a Lindsay Lohan and a Demi Moore by using her own camera on herself.
How can photographers and stalkers with cameras make a living if the celebrities break their own exclusives?
Love’s portrait is as good as anything Annie Leibovitz has done - and if want corporate Disney Miley Cyrus porn you can make your own with Vanessa Hudgens.
Posted: 20th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana’s Cherries
TEEN Star Hannah Montana is not to star in Disney Jailbait – Home On The Range, On The Drier, On The Porch - yet, but you can appreciate her talents by chewing on her official oral sex training gums, and pop a bag of her official Red Cherries.
It’s all deliciously tasteful, of course.
Posted: 13th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Ashley Greene In Twilight Porn Parody
TWILIGHT starlet Ashley Greene – she plays Alice Cullen - has posed both topless and naked and – get this – her pictures have wound up on the internet.
What are the odds? All that unwelcome publicity for Ashley Greene (A.S.H… )
Ashley Green has just picked up the Choice Movie Fresh Face Female at the Teen Choice Awards. And if you look at her face it is indeed fresher than a moist cow pat in a springtime meadow.
What’s more, Greene’s new film is called Twilight: New Moon. Or Full Moon, With Frontal.
Following the tasteful work on Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, we now bring you pictures of Miss Greene topless. And bottomless. Indeed, dear reader, Ashley Greene has gone further than her peers.
Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
London Paper Outs Baby P’s Mother
BABY P’s mother named: Publication of the mother’s name, or that of the step-father, before 11:39 on August 10, 2009, will be in breach of a court order. So here’s news of Tracey Connelly in the free London Paper.
A still from the London Paper at 21:48 on august 10, 2009, reveals The People section populated by one Tracey Connelly?
Who’s she, then? Two of these people tortued a child, who died:
Baby P - Robert Pattinson Tracey Connelly Steven Barker Jordan Katie Price Megan Fox Peter Andre Fabio Capello Miley Cyrus
Any ideas?
Read: Baby P’s Mum Tracey Connelly And Stephen Barker, In Pictures
Posted: 11th, August 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox, Sarah Palin And Miley Cyrus Break Out At The Teen Choice Awards
THE Teen Choice Awards is not a Government-run anti-drugs, anti-sex, anti-smoking campaign, but an awards show presented annually by FOX. Teens aged 13–19 vote for their idols.
And there is a special award to Kathy Griffin for snuggling up to Levi Johnston (pictured), who squired Sarah Palin’s daughter. If Kathy can just dye her hair and wear some pig lipstick, this could be the real thing.
Treading the green grass carpet are the Twilight cast (Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz) and such notables as David Beckham, Hayden Panettiere, Zac Efron, Britney Spears, Rupert The Bear, Rumur Willis, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, The Kardashians, Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Morrison, Keke Palmer, Gary Glitter, Alexis Bledel, Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Pitt The Younger, Ellen DeGeneres, Miley Cyrus, and Ashley Tisdale. (Anyone missed was also there.)
And with more than 85 awards to dish out, there’s one for everyone. It’s less of an award than a going home present.
Posted: 10th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Buried in Las Vegas
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news- Jackson burined in Las Vegas, La Toya has 100 news songs, malware, the Stasi, benzodiazepines and Miley Cyrus is dead…
CelebBuzz: “Neverland Ranch: Moving to Las Vegas?”
E! Online reports that plans are underway to move Michael Jackson’s former home, Neverland Ranch, from Santa Barbara, California, to Las Vegas so that it can become Sin City’s newest tourist attraction… adding a museum, theater, and a burial plot where fans could pay their respects to the fallen King of Pop.
Attractions include the Nosorium, the Moonwalk - a moving pavement taking less mobile Americans through Jackson’s life all the way to the burial slab which lights up as you touch it and at midnight opens to start the Werewolf Show.
“The idea is to take physically everything that’s not part of the dirt and reassemble it in Las Vegas,” a source reveals.
Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother: Victoria Beckham Lookalike Chanelle Hayes Overdoses
BIG Brother 10: Rodrigo is British, Chanelle Hayes overdoses, Marcus adopts Miley Cyrus asnd Madeleine McCann…
The Sun: “Rodrigo gets his royal wish”
THE Sun continues to feature Big Brother 10 as its lead online story. And news is that Rodrigo has fulfilled his “lifelong dream” and written a letter to Her Majesty Queen.
Big Brother handed Rodrigo a chalk board and chalk and gave him half an hour to write his letter.
How long can it take for the Brazilian write “DIE!” - though, granted, folding the blackboard into the envelope is tricky.
Of course, Rodrigo made NO threat to Her Majesty. Really. Ooer, too late. Call off the police. Rodrigo, run. Run. Mind the gap!
Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann Coverage Turns Man Into Paedophile
MADELEINE McCann Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Madeleine McCann in the news - John Riches says Mccann coverage triggered an interest in child porn…
Western & Somerset Mercury: “Pervert ‘guilty’ in child porn case”
A PERVERT in his 20s has pleaded guilty to downloading child pornography after his interest was stoked by media reports of the Madeleine McCann case.
John Riches, of Aldwych Close, Burnham, blamed a ‘troubled childhood’ and his inability to express his feelings for his actions.
Posted: 28th, July 2009 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Media Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How To Make A German Baby In Pictures
IN today’s masterclass, we look at how to make a German baby.
The pictures below are safe for work and very possibly safe for school, caravan parks and fairground workers.
Pay attention to the perm and the child’s raised arms, both of which may or may not be sterotypical.
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Cleared Of Girls Aloud Thought Crime
MAN cleared of Girls Aloud Thought Crime against Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh.
DARRYN Walker has been cleared of committing a thought crime after he wrote an internet article imagining that Girls Aloud - Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh - had been kidnapped, raped, mutilated and murdered.
This is not pictorial matter but the written word. It’s not even a cartoon, doodle or photoshop, all of which can a result in arrest.
Having been charged under the terms of the Obscene Publications Act, Walker appeared at Newcastle Crown Court to argue that the article could only be found by those looking for specific material.
Mr Walker creation, Girls (Scream) Aloud, was shown to police by something called the Internet Watch Foundation, a independent self-regulatory body that seeks to “report potentially illegal online content within our remit and to be the ‘notice and take-down’ body for this content.”
This sounds not enough unlike vigilantes policing the web beat, telling you what you can and cannot see.
The Obscene Publications Unit is dedicated to targeting those persons manufacturing and distributing obscene material through a number of sources including shops, mail order, complex distribution networks and the Internet. Particular attention is focused on the most extreme and or exploitative material.
So here is Walker being arrested at his home by officers from the Obscene Publications Unit. It is February 2008.
Almost one and half years later Walker gets to defend himself in court. And he hears David Perry QC, prosecuting, opine:
“A crucial aspect of the reasoning that led to the instigation of these proceedings was that the article in question, which was posted on the internet, was accessible to people who were particularly vulnerable - young people who were interested in a particular pop music group.
“It was this that distinguished this case from other material available on the internet.
“The CPS concluded, with the benefit of counsel’s advice, there was a realistic prospect of conviction.”
So, someone looking for Girls Aloud tickets, say, might see the article, read it and become distressed? They may even be triggered to live out one man’s fantasy and to commit crime?
In court, a consultant psychiatrist opines that it is “baseless” even to suggest that reading the story could turn the readers into a sexual deviant.
“He had written what he had described as an adult celebrity parody and was only meant to be for an audience of like-minded people. As soon as he was aware of the upset and fuss that had been created, he took steps himself to take the article off the website.”
But then the thought police stepped in and arrested him.
Judge Esmond Faulks listens and returns a not guilty verdict to the charge of publishing an obscene article.
Mr Walker is free to go. He may even be free to think. For now…
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Posted: 29th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (19) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Accused Of Sexual Exploiting Miley Cyrus’s Head
IN Tennessee a man accused of using Photoshop to place the face of soft porn starlet Miley Cyrus on the body of a mature nude female body face a charge of aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor.
Having seen those pictures of a 15-year-old Miley Cyrus looking provocative, one may wonder why another would bother with Photoshop. Leave it to the experts.
(The good news is that prisoners love Miley - if he gets sent down, the accused will be able to form a study group.)
Instead, according to testimony presented at Michael Wayne Campbell’s preliminary hearing in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Wednesday, the photos feature the faces of three young girls placed on the nude bodies of adult females.
Hamilton County Det. Michael Cox said Campbell told authorities “he wanted to see what they would look like as adults,” according to WDEF.
Two of the faces were of local girls — a 10-year-old and 12-year-old, the station reported. The third face appears to be Miley Cyrus, 16, star of Disney’s popular television series “Hannah Montana” and its big-screen adaptation, “Hanna Montana: The Movie.”
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
EMMA Watson will not be Miley Cyrus. As the Harry Potter love interest tells Teen Vogue magazine:
“Until something comes along that I feel as strongly about as I did Hermione - like, I felt that it was life or death - I don’t want to act again.”
So a few provocative photographs, falling out of clubs and orangey skin varnish as she pursues a new post-acting career as a celebrity?
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MILEY Cyrus is growing up, and what does a soon-to-be-fomer underage teen star does when she wants to develope her career?
Well, Adam Shankman, the director of Miley’s film has lent her ahelping hand by posted this image on his Twitter page. And lest you think the pocure a soft porn shot, or a perlude to a harder porn shot, Shankman (nominative determinism again) explains:
“Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.“
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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