China Executes Swine Flu Victims
SWINE Flu is not yet old news. In China they are using bullets to beat the disease, executing it at root. Celebrities are catching it, and so can you.
But how to get the message out there? Why, with Sesame Street, Google and comic books…
You can download the Google app and avoid the tagged microbes. Or you can scare the kidz by commandeering the Sesame Street dwellers to tell them that swine flu is the way to go.
Hey, kids, if you want a day off school, here’s how to get one. And with any luck you might even be quarantined and forced to wear gloves or matching Elmos on our hands.
Tehran Times: “First step to fight H1N1: Keep sick kids home” – especially if they’re of voting age, Right, Chariman Mo? “Right, Anorak,. Swine flu kileld Neda Soltan and…”
And do wash your hand before inserting them into your Muppets, especially Miss Piggy.
For those of you living in King County, Washington state, ther a comic book to read to the kids at night and tell them that micobes never sleep.
Public Health - Seattle & King County has developed a 12-page comic book on pandemic flu in multiple languages. Targeting readers of all ages, this story tells the tale of a family’s experience with the 1918 influenza pandemic.
Thankfully, there is vaccine. But its not for everyone:
Alterntive therapy champion Suzi Cohen explains:
Swine flu vaccine- There isn’t one yet, but when it is developed I won’t be standing in line for it. Should you? That’s a very personal decision.
It seems you can prevent swine flu with olive oil and lots of brisk walks.
In China:
Scientists in China claim they have produced swine flu’s first “magic bullet” - a vaccine that prevents the virus in a single dose.
Yaaaay. Take your buillets pople. One to the abck of the head, please Doctory Murray…
Posted: 3rd, September 2009 | In: Media, Scare Stories Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Michael Jackson Bought Drugs As Jack London, Omar Arnold, Barack Obama And Pete Doherty
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: TMZ reports that Michael Jackson “frequently used the names Omar Arnold and Jack London to get powerful drugs, including Demerol”.
Anorak hears rumours that Jackson also used the names Neda Soltan, Neda Soltani, Madeleine McCann, Manchester United, Cristiano Ronaldo (that enough?), Secret Sex Video, Angelina Jolie Naked (the SEO says keep going), Brad Pitt, Barack Obama and Prince Harry Windsor. (Enough, this isn’t the Liverpool Post, The Guardian or Habitat.)
Posted: 2nd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Neda Soltan Was Killed By Mossad And Michael Jackson’s Doctor
HONEST Reporting brings news that Neda Soltan - that’s Neda Soltani to you - was killed in suspicious circumstances. And you know who did it, don’t you? Michael Jackson’s doctor? No, it has to be the Jews - give it time:
Thank goodness Press TV clears away the hype and misinformation surrounding the death of Neda Soltan. According to Iranian state-run news channel:
The man who drove her to hospital said in an interview that her death looked “highly suspicious”, claiming there were no security forces or Basij members nearby… “
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictured: When Neda Soltan Met Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
ANORAK’S man in a hotrod - Iowahawk - brings the world a shocking iamge of when Mahmoud Ahmadinejad met Neda Soltan at the Iranian motor show.
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Habitat Introduces The Neda Soltan Twitter Picture Frame
MORE news on Habitat’s interesting use of Twitter and its efforts to ensure the people of Iran that whatever their troubles they can still get their hands on and “arch” Pack of 3 tea towels to help mop up all that blood.
Now Habitat is blaming an “overenthusiastic intern” for using online interest in Iran protests to promote their goods on Twitter. What you might call a company spammer:
“The hashtags were uploaded without Habitat’s authorisation by an overenthusiastic intern who did not fully understand the ramifications of his actions.”
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Money Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
NEDA Agha-Soltan, aka Neda Agha Soltani (who is alive), is the unwitting face of Iran’s revolution II. And now the media are getting to know her, and owning her. First up, getting her name right.
Iranians are looking not to Barack Obama but Neda Soltani for inspiration in their power struggle with the regime.
Her death may be a “divine calling.” Yes, this is what her name means in Persian. Some say, everything is written, our lives, and our destiny.
The name Neda translates into “The Call” in Farsi.
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How The Media Betrayed Neda Soltani
NEDA Soltani is not dead. As Anorak told you, Neda Agha-Soltan is not Neda Soltani. For one thing Neda Soltan is dead - and Neda Soltani is not. (You can see the pictures here.)
The living Neda Soltani was disturbed to suddenly see her image being used everywhere, online, on television and in the press…
Because of the confusion, the ‘real’ Neda Soltani in the photo can no longer use her Facebook page or display her photo, and has fought an uphill battle trying to get individuals and the media to stop using it.
Here’s a list of people who in celebrating/ jumping on the bandwagon/ mourning the death of Neda Soltan renamed her Neda Soltani. Neda Soltan belongs to the media now, and so do Neda Soltani, Nada Agha Soltani and many others.
Pictures Of Neda Soltan And Neda Soltani
We are all Neda now…
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Caspian Makan On Girlfriend Neda Agha-Soltan’s Murder
NEDA Agha-Soltan’s boyfriend, Caspian Makan, tells BBC Persian TV about her murder:
“She was near the area, a few streets away, from where the main protests were taking place, near the Amir-Abad area. She was with her music teacher, sitting in a car and stuck in traffic.
“She was feeling very tired and very hot. She got out of the car for just for a few minutes.
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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