Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Get The Picture
CARRIE Prejean, the sacked Miss California who dared to agree with Barack Obama on gay rights, and was duly threatened with violence by celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton, has followed her mucky pictures – shocker: model wears underwear in pictures! - with a sex tape.
When sacked from her job as representing Miss California in a bikini – those dirty, dirty, photos - she sued the Miss California organization for libel and religious discrimination. Miss California USA counter-sued, saying that Prejean never repaid a loan she received for breast implants. (She can enter the Miss Plastic surgery GP).
Now the sex tape leaks, or threatens to. The web goes wild. First up is TMZ, which tells us:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials - that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
That’s a pun. Prejean is a practicing Christian, which means her religion can be used against her. Prejean was suing the pageant organisers for slander, libel and “religious discrimination”
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Save Perez: Perez Hilton Is Scientology’s ‘Latest Victim’
CELEBRITY blogger gone native Perez Hilton (and family) is introducing his readers to the wonders of Scientology.
Anorak’s Man in the ratsnest tells us:
“Notice the text on pink background below, sandwiched between badly written blog stories?
“That’s not just an informational blurb about the Church of Scientology – it’s space bought & paid for by the church. And who’s the recipient of those Scientology dollars? Perez Hilton.”
Nothing wrong with anything about that. You can support what you like on your own blog. But Perez Hilton seems a little confused about what his views on Scientology are. He likes their money – unless he’s posting the ads for free? - but doesn’t seem to much like them:
On the matter of John Travolta’s son Jett’s death:
This must have been a very difficult day for the star, but we wonder if there will be any backlash from the Scientology community, where discussion of developmental disorders is a big no-no.
The weird Katie Holmes:
Look at Tom’s intense gaze! Well, the couple that jogs together…loves Xenu together?
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Five Ways The Media Sold Stephen Gately’s Death
STEPHEN Gately dies and the tabloid press suspects that he had died from drinks, drugs, suicide, depression, acute gayness, no longer singing with Boyzone and being Irish (and that was just the Daily Mail).
Then there is a post-mortem and we discover that he has died from natural causes.
A court official on the island of Majorca said the singer suffered a pulmonary oedema, an accumulation of fluid on the lungs.
Fluid. He chocked on his vomit, right? The Mirror’s Fiona Cummins and Graham Brough knew it. They screamed:
Stephen Gately choked to death on his own vomit
Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is Obama’s Health Care Czar
PEREZ Hilton wants healthcare for all. And it’s not Perez, it’s Pair-Rezz. Such is the cult of celebrity that the part-time snarky blogger turned native, now bills himself as an “entertainer” and ambulatory tick on showbiz’sd backsidem, and thinks he can inspire youngsters to support Obama’s healthcare plans.
Here’s the thing, Perez: the young will always support taxes to pay for better health care because – get this – they earn less and pay less tax.
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Eczema And Nervous Tics
KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce: Peter’s records Dignity, Katie’s new photoshoot, Alex Reid and the kids, eczema and a nervous tic and private moments…
Daily Mirror: “SPLIT UP: I THOUGHT PETE WAS JOKING”
Hey, we thought sentimental Peter Andre was joking when he penned Insania and then released his latest estrangement single? We thought Princess Tianiminimiiii was a joke. We thought Pete’s Bleats that he’s disgusted that his topless model wife should – get this – go topless was a parody. But we can be wrong.
A “friend” tells us:
“When Peter insisted that it really was over she thought he was playing a joke. She honestly thought he was just kidding. They’d always had a fiery relationship but they always kissed and made up.”
But now they are fighting over the cameras crews:
Katie, speaking yesterday as her family day out near Brighton was filmed by a TV crew, said: “I am trying so hard to help keep the routine of the children going through this period to ensure they are not affected in any way.”
The TV crews are constant, something to keep them grounded and secure:
“I hear people say I am a bad mother as I never spend time with the children. I spend plenty with them, just not in public.”
Posted: 14th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dignified Peter Andre Slams Katie Price’s Strawberry Ripples
KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce: “Dignified” Peter talks to the Star and Mirror, Katie’s strawberry ripples and a “Drunken slapper”…
Daily Star (front page): “JORDAN THE DRUNKEN SLAPPER. THE REASON I LEFT Kate? Look at the pictures. They tell the story”
This is Peter Andre who would never badmouth his estranged wife?
As he sat down in our newsroom…
It’s another tabloid interview with “dignified” Peter Andre who has already called his estranged wife “cheap” and “disgusting“. She makes “dirty money“.
Daily Mirror (front page): “KATE WHO”
“I am 100% over her”
Posted: 12th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Heidi Montag’s Filthy Playboy Pictures
Bible thumping reality TV star poses in filthy Playboy pictures…
TO the Los Angeles premiere of GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra, and an audience with filthy Playboy model and reality TV strumpet Heidi Montag.
Montag is appearing in the September issue of Playboy, the leading magazine for OAP onanists, and achieves the seemingly impossibly in making Sienna Miller, who is in the film, appear demure and classy.
Posted: 7th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Introducing Perez Hilton’s Real Blogger Barbara Lavandeira
PEREZ Hilton can’t be bothered to write his own eponymous blog. Guannabee spots that the actual blogger is Hilton’s sister, Barbara Lavandeira:
So we’ve been doing a little internet sleuthing and we think we’ve stumbled upon a picture of Perez Hilton’s sister, Barbara Lavandeira. As we now know thanks to various court documents (but have suspected for some time now), Barbara has been cobbling together the majority of the content on Perez’s site for some time now.
Posted: 20th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is The Sweet Smell of Success
PEREZ Hilton, the gossip hack gone native is exposed does not even bother to author his own blog. Anorak’s Man in LA takes a look at the man who would be JJ Hunsecker:
Perez Hilton admits he doesn’t even write his own column. He gets his kid sister Barbara to do the dirty work, without credit. Why does Perez all of a sudden remind us even more of JJ Hunsecker, the nasty, vindictive gossip columnist portrayed by Burt Lancaster in The Sweet Smell of Success? No, not because Lancaster was gay, but because of JJ’s sick, inappropriately close relationship with his sister Barbara. Does Drudge have a sister?
Posted: 18th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
La Toya Jackson Scoops Perez Hilton
PEREZ Hilton brings his readers the shock news that La Toya Jackson was very possibly paid for her interview in the Daily Mail.
A British tabloid paid for an interview? What THE F***?!
Next week Perez Hilton scoops the world with:
Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ten Best Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theories
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Michael Jackson was killed by TMZ, Twitter and Iran. he is also not dead. Anorak presents the Ten Best Michael Jackson Death Theories, following the Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories.
1. TMZ triggered his death
Twitter user bloggerheads says: “TMZ story was not true, but the media bandwagon gained so much momentum they had to covertly kill him.”
More on that here.
2. A new identity as an Osama bin Laden impersonator
“Millions in debt and realises that he can’t deliver on a 50-gig comeback tour, so he fakes his death, assumes a new identity (which he’s been trying to achieve for many years) and disappears?”
3. Faked death to boost album sales
A post from ‘Cascade’ on selectsmart opines: “He faked his death because he knew he’d make a hell of a lot more money dead than alive.
“He’s now on the CIA payroll working with Elvis and Hoffa.”
4. Princess Diana needed a new dance partner.
Posted: 28th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Five Craziest Michael Jackson Death Theories
MICHAEL Jackson’s death has not only knocked Iran from the news but allowed the media to speculate on what killed the King of Pop.
Anorak brings you the Top Five Theories of Michael Jackson’s death:
1. Overdose on Painkillers:
The Sun reports on “an Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine.”
Says a Jackson source:
“Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing.
“His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.
“His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “But found he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital.
“When he arrived they started resuscitation, giving him heart shocks and inserted a breathing tube and other supportive measures to try and save his life.
“He never regained consciousness.The family was told that he had passed.”
2. He’s not Dead – It’s just a publicity stunt to drum up, er, publicity.
Perez Hilton, the unctuous gossip blogger says:
As Gawker notes, “In the last hour Perez Hilton has taken down the photo shown here and amended his original post so he doesn’t look as bad, but here’s the text of what he originally posted”:
We knew something like this would happen!!
Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!
Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!
We are dubious!!
Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!
He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!
Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!
Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!
Look out for the return of Heath Ledger – the world’s leading method actor.
3. Killed By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
For well over a week, Iran was the media’s lead news story. But now Iran is old news, overtaken by the dearth of Michael Jackson.
The top stories on Twitter at the time of writing are:
Michael Jackson
Jacko
Ticket refunds
I am Michael Jackson
Wacko Jacko
Jordy Chandler
Farrah Fawcett
Habitat - Michael Jackson’s favourite high street future store
Farrah Fawcett swimsuit
Obama says “we bore witness to Jackson”
4. Michael Jackson only 45% dead.
Michael Jackson is not dead. According to cosmetic surgeons, only 45% of the original Jackson remained, which means 55% - the greater part – remains alive.
Although being a Michael Jackson impersonator is akin to hitting a moving target, there are now so many people who look like Jackson that the King of Pop swapped places with one of them in a Prince And the Pauper-style story.
5. Madame Tussaud’s is missing a waxwork.
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (20) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Pictures Of Perez Hilton Punch
WHAT follows are pictures of celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton involved in a fracas.
To recap: A bikini wearing Carrie Prejean voiced a belief in marriage being boy-girl, and in a triumph for free speech Hilton called her a “bitch” and threatened to mug her. God looks to protect his own.
Says hallelujah!
Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Attacks Man For Being Gay
POLO Molina, tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas, has been arrested and charged with assault following an alleged attack on Perez Hilton. An assult in which Hilton was - get this - heard to call Peas’ singer will.i.am a “faggot“, allegedly.
Perez Hilton is so powerful he can just wait and the showbiz news comes to him.
From a gadget close to the Cobra nightclub, Toronto, Hilton gathered himself and did what anyone who had been assaulted would do: he Twittered:
“I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP.”
ASAP (America Star-spotters Assault Police) is the US version of Britain’s CPF, the Celebrity Police Force who are only ever a small shout away from a photo opportunity and autograph.
Posted: 23rd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mickey Rourke Wants To Slap Perez Hilton’s Bottom
MICKEY Rourke wants to slap Perez Hilton’s ass. Mickey Rourke wants to spank Perez Hilton.
Perez Hilton is gay. Mickey Rouke is so-gay he feel uncomfortable wiping his own bum. Says Mickey Rourke:
“Chris Jericho, you better get in shape. Because I’m coming after your ass.”
Posted: 22nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Dropped From Britain’s Got Talent Tour
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Susan Boyle in the news - SUSAN Boyle has been dropped from the Britain’s Got Talent Tour.
In “BOYLED OVER AGAIN”, the Mirror’s Mark Jefferies, screams:
EXCLUSIVE: Susan axed from BGT show after bizarre screaming fit
The Exclusive also appears in the Sun:
SUSAN Boyle pulled out of a Britain’s Got Talent gig last night — suffering from “tiredness”.
Posted: 19th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Sacked: California Made Whole Again
CARRIE Prejean the woman who agreed with Barack Obama’s views on gay marriage and attracted celebrity watcher gone native Perez Hilton to cry “Intolerance vill not be tolerated!” has lost her Miss California USA crown.
Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Adam Lambert Comes Out On Perez Hilton
PEREZ Hilton, the Osmond Family-Elton John chimera, says American Idol runner up Adam Lambert is going to come out and announce he is gay.
As revelations go this one’s right up with news that Jordan sleeps on her back, MPs are vain self-serving egomaniacs and the world ends on Decemeber 2, 2016. Says Hilton:
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price And Andre Are Back Together
KATIE Price, aka Jordan, and Peter Andre have a meeting in the US in June - with an agent to talk about projects.
Before that they have broken up and made news. Lots of news.
A decent headline and a frilly story can create attention - see above.
Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is Beyond Parody: Sues Perez Revenge And Wins
CELEBRITY Blogger gone native Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, has sued a site called PerezRevenge. And won.
PerezRevenge is/was a gossip site billed as the antidote to Hilton’s.
U.S. District Court Judge Gary Feess says PerezRevenge owners Margie Rogers and Elizabeth Silver-Fagan must desist from “using the term ‘Perez’ to designate any platform, medium, and/or website that contains entertainment or celebrity news or gossip.”
Posted: 8th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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