The United States of Earth Joins The Barack Obama Death Cult
WANNA play the Obama Death Cult game. Here’s the coup (getddit?) game?
It’s a new online multi-player browser game that “follows Barack Obama bringing the U.S. to total collapse. Americans rise up on the web and begin a revolution.”
Russian telly enjoys the idea of an American Revolution and the creation of The United States of Earth, a Ron Paul production.
Posted: 19th, November 2009 | In: Barack Obama Death Cult Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin’s White House Victory Speech, In Full
SARAH Palin was once a heartbeat away from being the President of the USA. OK, she was heartbeat and a few states away from being President. Now we know what she would have said had she won: “You betcha!”
Now Sarah Palin is a celebrity and in the book Sarah from Alaska, authors Scott Conroy of CBS News and Shushannah Walshe, formerly of Fox News, dish the dirt:
That Victory speech:
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Introducing The Michelle Obama Action Doll And Sex Toy
FROM Jailbreak toys the Michelle Obama Doll; or, given those arms, The Michelle Obama Action Figure. Or is you’re more an Obama groupie or looking to get Michelle to join Sarah Palin in porn films, the Michelle Obama Sex Toy.
Toy maker Jason Feinberg explains that Michelle’s “energy” was “muted, subdued, and classy”.
And nothing says class like a plastic doll with spray-painted hair and smooth genitalia.
Fittingly The Obie will have three different outfits: the fist-bump purple dress; the black-and-white floral dress she wore for her appearance on TV’s “The View”; and the red-and-black slasher movie horror she wore on election night.
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
John McCain Responds To Meghan McCain’s Twitter Cleavage
WHO knew that John McCain and Sarah Palin’s failed White House bid would give the world two new soft core porn stars: Levi Johnstone and Meghan McCain?
The man who would have been Palin’s son-in-law Levi is to pose for Playgirl magazine. And Meghan McCain has posted this Twitter pic of her peering over a cleavage and holding a book about Andy Warhol.
If you look at those breasts it’s just an unfortunate tableau. They aren’t breasts - Meghan McCain is just standing behind her dad, who’s discussing Earth Day with Rudy Giuliani. But too late.
The web goes bonkers:
“Meghan McCain Twitter Photo Sparks Controversy” -Wall Street Journal.
“The concept of simply not posting pictures of her breasts is not one she is familiar with” - Alarming News.
“Hot and Dorky!” - BuzzHollywood.
“Meghan’s 15 minutes have long since expired. I’ve never minded a gal ‘with a little meat on her bones,’ as we say down home.” - Robert Stacy McCain
Meghan reacts:
“so I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing but apparently anything other than a pantsuit I am a slut, this is” - Meghan McCain
Meghan retracts:
I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended.- Meghan McCain
“Holy mother of pearl!! If she did not think that photo wouldn’t cause a stir, she is living in la la land. Geezz! Are those things real? I mean really. This photo was more than sweat pants and a tank top. Surly she looked at it before posting it. It’s mostly two gigantic melons barely contained by a piece of fabric” - CNN
It’s affecting Meghan’s Journalism:
“Writers who develop organically have time to grow a thick skin. With each job advancement comes more attention and more criticism. But just as Sarah Palin was dropped into the middle of a presidential campaign with little time to prepare for such a high-profile role, McCain was thrust into the spotlight without having developed a solid political philosophy — or the callused ego one gets from enduring the slings and arrows fired by the public each day” - Matt Lewis, Politics Daily
Miley Cyrus Was Right
“Meghan McCain says she plans to “get the fuck off Twitter” since so many users of the microblogging service are hating on a maverick picture she posted of her maverick cleavage. Oh, please. She’s a fameball. She’s going nowhere” - Ryan Tate, ValleyWag
No Comment Is Still A Comment
“Meghan Mccain Twitter Photo: Who Cares? - Ontario Now
Wail Bait
“But the Twitter indiscretion has also become the new career move. Obviously McCain knew that her rack was loud and proud in that photo; she also knew it was fabulous follower bait” - Off The Grid
The GOP Gawp
“Meghan McCain exposes her cup size on Twitter — maybe Republicans really are out of ideas” - LA Times
“Ms. McCain’s photo did trigger some criticism. “If @mccainblogette is the future of the GOP, we’re gonna have to get much more serious about real issues like glitter, fabric, and unicorns,” tweeted Danny Coles, a self-described “enlightened, charming and disarming twenty-something conservative” in Washington, D.C. “Come on, you were taking a picture with your cleav as the centerpiece — on purpose. I don’t care, but let’s be honest” - Wall Street Journal
Posted: 15th, October 2009 | In: Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin’s Signed X Box for Sale, Levi Johnston Goes Nuts
WHO wants an X Box singed by Sarah Palin? Right, you all do. Now, who wants an X box designed by Sarah Palin for $1.1million?
“The Sarah Palin Signed Autograph XBOX 360 Story:
My name is David Morrill. I live in Alberta Canada and I have always wanted to drive the Alaskan highway from my home near Edmonton Alberta, all the way to Alaska. This trip is about a 7000km / 4300mi round trip. I figured that since I was going up there anyway, I should try to see the most famous person from that state, so I timed my trip with the governors picnic in Wasilla. When the governors picnic took place, there were hordes of people trying to see her, but I pushed my way through the crowd to the front of the line. When I was in front of Sarah Palin, I told her that I had traveled three days to see her and asked her to sign my Xbox360. She said it was the most extravagant thing she had ever been asked to sign. I shook her hand, removed myself from the crowd, and then I packed up my Xbox360 and headed home. It was one of the greatest thrills of my life to have watched Sarah Palin on CNN, SNL, Youtube, and then to see her right in front of me. If you would like to learn more about me, you may click on my user ID.”
Levi Johnston must be kicking himself that he never asked Sarah plain to sign his nuts…
Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Levi Johnston’s Nuts Are Sarah Palin’s Kill Of The Day
LEVI. Playgirl mo-del Levi Johnston. “Now Levi Johnston does it with protection.” From dating Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol Palin and given her a bay-bee, Levi is now the nuts of nuts.
The advert seems to be saying that to date a Palin you need to be mentally ill, or that if you spend too long in Alaska your testes become coated in an impervious rock-like substance that needs a huge minder to crack.
Poor Levi. He needs to worry not about the fans mobbing up but to listen out for the sound of helicopters and the scream “Pull!”
The company behind the advert, Wonderful Pistachios, invites nuts lovers:
Show us how you Get Crackin’ and you could win $25,000 and see your spot on TV!
Hear that Sarah Palin? All you need do is crack Levi’s nuts with the claws of that giant crap you keep in your wallet and you win enough money to watch the Olympics in Rio…
Posted: 5th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Bill Clinton’s Top Ten David Letterman Jokes
DAVID Letterman sticks his tongue through his teeth and fesses up to shagging members of his staff. It’s an all-too- predictable story of a powerful man shtupping younger women keen to impress the boss and get ahead (fnar).
A story of enemies, the law and tapes. You may have heard the story before in the case of Bill Clinton.
Bill loved the ladies, and Dave loved that Bill provided him with easy material for his funnies. Like Bill, Dave has nicknames for women working under him (hit that snare drum). You can read them here. Here’s Dave:
“Today, Monica Lewinsky is 28,” he joked in 2001. “It seemed like just yesterday she was crawling around on the floor in the Oval Office.”
Posted: 3rd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Before The Sarah Silverman Sex Tape, A Look At David Letterman’s Extortion
DAVID Letterman has moved on from fantasizing about Sarah Palin’s underage daughter being raped to a story of his alleged dalliances with members of his staff. Says our man in LA:
First Conan O’Brien winds up hospitalized with a concussion after hitting his head during a silly stunt on his show, then comes word that someone’s about to release a sex tape that Jimmy Kimmel made with Sarah Silverman, and now David Letterman says his sexual affairs with members of his staff led to an extortion attempt. Not a good week for the white guys of late night television.
We’d guess Jay Leno is sitting pretty right about now.
Posted: 2nd, October 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
All The Opinions On Roman Polanski’s Rape
ROMAN Polanski is in the dock. How does he plead. His supporters shout: “The Pianist”. His enemies shout “Rapist”. But is 30 years in France enough punishment? Let’s see:
The Big News
The French government has dropped its public support for Roman Polanski, saying the 76-year-old director “is neither above nor beneath the law” – BBC
Posted: 30th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PlayGirl Levi Johnston Is Sarah Palin’s Naked Kill Of The Day
LEVI Johnston, former son-in-law-to-be to Sarah Palin, wants to show his Crunchwrap Supremes to readers of the Playgirl website – the magazine closed earlier this year and Playgirl went for more porn and less writing to appeal more to, er, women.
The first problem is that “Levi’s handler” – who turns out to be someone other than his numb left hand - says he’s unsure whether to show “the front or the back”. And therein lies the trouble for Playgirl, the organ men would buy for their “girlfriends” and women wouldn’t buy at all.
Posted: 12th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Wanted To Pretend Bristol And Levi Johnston’s Son Was Hers
LEVI Johnston, former almost lover to his baby mama Bristol Palin, is talking to Vanity Fair about his almost hockey mom-in-law Sarah Palin and how she wanted to pretend the child he fathered was hers.
Having made Sarah Palin a grandmother, Johnston now sticks the knife in over a five-page first-person account.
The Palins didn¹t have dinner together and they didn’t talk much as a family. Throughout the years I spent with them, when Sarah got home from her office–almost never later than five and sometimes as early as noon–she usually walked in the door, said hello, and then disappeared into her bedroom, where she would hang out. Sometimes she’d take an hour-long bath. Other times she sat on the living-room couch…watching house shows and wedding shows on TV. She always wanted things and she wanted other people to get them for her. If she wanted a movie, Bristol and I would go to the video store; if she wanted food, we’d get her something to eat, like a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.
Oooo, he’s pulled out the Crunchwrap. That hurts.
She’d try to bribe everyone to clean the house, or give us guilt trips. She used to make Bristol feel bad by telling her that she did everything for her. This was unfair because, even before the campaign, Bristol was already the mom in the house, and she got tired of having to take care of her siblings.
Aspiring model Johnston - Vanity Fair shoots him in moody black and white as a sweetener to his pretensions - also speaks of divorce. Recently the Palins, Sarah and Todd, were embroiled in a divorce rumour. Says Johnston:
“There was a lot of talk of divorce in that house … times when Sarah and Todd would mention it and sound pretty serious.”
Johnston is 18. He was dating Bristol when he was 17. To sports jock Johnston hearing the alphabet said aloud is pretty serious.
“After the nomination, Sarah and Todd wouldn’t go anywhere together unless the cameras were out. They’re good on television, but once the cameras would leave they didn’t talk to each other. In all the time Bristol and I were together, I’ve never seen them sleep in the same bedroom…. Even during the Republican National Convention they slept in different bedrooms at opposite ends of her suite. Todd slept in the living room, on his little black recliner, with the TV going in the background—usually with the news or an Ultimate Fighting Championship match on—wearing clothes he wore that same day. [Since I used to sleep on the couch until Bristol got pregnant, I know he doesn’t snore, so that’s not why he wasn’t in bed]…. If Sarah and Todd did talk—they really don’t communicate at all—they were fighting. Todd is short-fused, and if you get him fired up, he flips out. He often got mad that Sarah wasn’t looking after the kids, and I’m sure she was mad he was riding [on his snow machine] all the time—but they really just weren’t clicking half the time.”
And the kids?
“Even before she was nominated, there wasn’t much parenting in that house,” says the man who helped turn Bristol Palin into a single mum.
“Sarah doesn’t cook, Todd doesn’t cook – the kids would do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, and get ready for school. Most of the time Bristol would help her youngest sister with her homework, and I’d barbecue chicken or steak on the grill.”
Johnston was Palin’s bitch? This is the kind of woman America should have had running the country, someone who can find a use for even the most feckless no mark. And while Levi was a-shaggin’ and a-grilling, he was also a–listenin’ to Sarah’s post-White House failure.
“Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. A week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make ‘triple the money.’ She would blatantly say, ‘I want to just take this money and quit being governor.’”
So says Johnston, whose fee for speaking to Vanity Fair is not revealed.
“She definitely thought she was running for president.”
But the biggest scoop is that the former governor of Alaska suggested that she and husband Todd could adopt her daughter’s baby and keep the real parentage a secret. Says Johnston:
“That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything. Sarah kept mentioning this plan. She was nagging – she wouldn’t give up. She would say, ‘So, are you gonna let me adopt him?’”
And so the conspiracy will begin. Trig Palin was really Bristol’s baby, went the narrative, and now two-wombs Sarah Palin had sniffed a way to repay the favour.
Of course, what Johnston does is do some Palin PR, preventing Sarah Plain from slipping down the radar like a piece of hairy soap down the plughole of life.
Rather than attacking Sarah Palin, Levi is supporting the family business. With Sarah Plain everyone has a use – even Levi Johnston…
Posted: 2nd, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Loses Presidency Wins Facebook
MAUREEN Dowd salutes the awesome power of Sarah Palin in the New York Times - imagine if Palin had the White Hosue and not just Facebook:
[Sarah Palin] took a forum, Facebook, more commonly used by kids hooking up and cyberstalking, and with one catchy phrase, several footnotes and a zesty disregard for facts, managed to hijack the health care debate from Mr. Obama.
Palin win internets!
Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Do Katie Price And Peter
ANORAK spots: Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron getting married, Levi Johnston naked, Peter Andre misses Katie Price, Britney Spears does the doggy and N-Dubz in panto…
* VANESSA Hudgens and Zac Efron are getting married, to each other.
Says Hudgens:
“Zac likes me in bright red lipstick. I am his one true vamp!”
Just bright red lipstick and nothing else. But there is hope for you teens that the wedding might not happen and Zac/Vanessa can be yours:
“We haven’t set a date and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”
Teenagers with links to the film biz are right now pestering mum and dad to given Zac and Vanessa parts in film that keep them miles apart. “Dad, I think Zac would be great with Sienna Miller”; “Mum, Vanessa is puurrfect for Kabul Road Rage 3000” - Showbiz Spy
* Former Sarah Palin son-in-law Levi Johnston says he may pose nude if the price is right.
“It depends on the money, man.”
And if they make a sequel… - USA Mag
* According to TMZ, Britney Spears’ new head weave makes her a ringer for “Dog the Bounty Hunter” star Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman.
If the hair gets together, it may breed and create a Kajagoogoo tribute act - TMZ
* Peter Andre proves how much he has moved on from Katie Price by telling viewers of his sentimental show Going It Alone that he is missing Katie Price.
“I do miss her. I hate missing her, I hate it. Funny thing is, I don’t even know what I miss, because there was so much bad.”
Has he stopped talking about her long enough to notice she’s not there? - Digital Spy
* N-dubz do panto
There’s also a little poison – on one song, Dappy disses a “bisexual prick” and blames him for spreading Aids – but a little marketable homophobia never did Eminem any harm. Despite this, it’s all strangely family friendly. There’s a bit of larking about in boxing robes to the “Eye of the Tiger” riff, and Dappy gets the crowd to chant “Fazer is a plonker”. They stop just short of soliciting a “He’s behind you!!!”.
Whatever your preconceptions, N-Dubz’s urban panto is fun for all ages …. - Indy
Behind you - no, not that close, batty boy…
Posted: 16th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Megan Fox, Sarah Palin And Miley Cyrus Break Out At The Teen Choice Awards
THE Teen Choice Awards is not a Government-run anti-drugs, anti-sex, anti-smoking campaign, but an awards show presented annually by FOX. Teens aged 13–19 vote for their idols.
And there is a special award to Kathy Griffin for snuggling up to Levi Johnston (pictured), who squired Sarah Palin’s daughter. If Kathy can just dye her hair and wear some pig lipstick, this could be the real thing.
Treading the green grass carpet are the Twilight cast (Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz) and such notables as David Beckham, Hayden Panettiere, Zac Efron, Britney Spears, Rupert The Bear, Rumur Willis, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, The Kardashians, Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Morrison, Keke Palmer, Gary Glitter, Alexis Bledel, Chace Crawford, Leighton Meester, Pitt The Younger, Ellen DeGeneres, Miley Cyrus, and Ashley Tisdale. (Anyone missed was also there.)
And with more than 85 awards to dish out, there’s one for everyone. It’s less of an award than a going home present.
Posted: 10th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Did Sarah Palin Kill Obama’s Teleprompter?
BARACK Obama’s Telprompter, Jiminy Widget, the Manchurian who some say wields too much power, is dead. And Sarah Plain is missing.
The CIA says it was suicide.
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Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Starry-Eyed Levi Johnston On Sarah Palin’s Dash for Cash
ANORAK’S Man in the Hollywood Hills looks at Bristol Palin’s baby dady Levi Johnston and hears him say that his not-to-be mummy-in-law dearest Sarah Palin was looking to cash in on her fame:
Bristol Palin’s baby daddy is piping up about his former-future-mother-in-law’s latest career move… or should we say non career move.
Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Erik Nelson’s Retarded Sarah Palin Joke Was An Onion Orginial
WRITING about Sarah Palin’s resignation, and her disabled son Trig, the Huffington Post’s Erik Nelson opined:
She will be the first politician to actually try to increase the population of retarded people - Huffington Post, Erik Sean Nelson
Nelson has offred an apology. But as James Taranto notes, “last September the Onion published a fake op-ed attributed to Palin, lauding “my vote-stealing retard baby.”
Posted: 6th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin’s Legal Bills Need Paying
SARAH Palin is warning Shannyn Moore, who blogs for the Huffington Post. Sarah Palin may sue for defamation. And she may well need the money any favourable result gets:
The disclosure said only that she owed “hundreds of thousands of dollars.” On Friday in the written statement, attorney Thomas Van Flein wouldn’t give a precise number but said it was “a substantial debt.” Palin said she didn’t have an exact figure yet but “the debt is over a half a million dollars.” Van Flein represented Palin on the Troopergate controversy, which grew from her dismissal of the state’s public safety commissioner, as well as other complaints alleging ethics violations, some of which have not been publicized.
Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Shannyn Moore
SARAH Palin resigns as Alaskan Governor, and the nodding heads mock her disabled child and spit out opinion in the hope that somewhere in the vitriol one speck of phelgm sticks to the truth.
So what about Palin being done for embezzelment?
Palin’s lawyer Thomas Van Flein responds:
To the extent several websites, most notably liberal Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore, are now claiming as “fact” that Governor Palin resigned because she is “under federal investigation” for embezzlement or other criminal wrongdoing, we will be exploring legal options this week to address such defamation.
Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Champions Transexuals
REASONS for Sarah Palin’s resignation as Governor of Alaska are many. Now Anorak brings news that Palin has put her career as the face of sexist advertising on hold to consider a sex change. Can Sarah Palin become America’s Kate Craig-Wood?
Miss Craig-Wood (more nominative determinism, folks) was born male, paying for a £50,000 sex change operation to become her current self.
Craig-Wood, 32, is the managing director of web server hosting firm, Memset.com, and is ranked one of Management Today’s 35 Women Under 35.
Posted: 5th, July 2009 | In: Money Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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