Katie Holmes Would Beat Britney Spears To Hollywood’s Highest Earning Whore
KRISTIN Billie Davis, formerly of Wicked Models escort service, frequented by now former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, tells Steppin Out magazine what various celebs - Britney Spears, Katie Holmes etc. - would earn if she pimped them out.
Davis reveals herself to be the worst agent since Alan Shearer’s advisor told him to turn down Manchester United.
Her top earner is… Katie Holmes. The best thing about Holmes is that she can keep going for hours, days, even weeks at a time without taking a rest. Punters may even pay her extra to stop.
1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.
Mad for it!
Posted: 4th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SPITZER. A good day to bury him:
Apparently disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer still has friends in high places. Federal prosecutors will not file charges against him, despite his regular habit of arranging “for women to travel from one state to another state to engage in prostitution,” as an investigation found. It hasn’t been proven that the high-end hookers were paid with public money and/or campaign funds.
Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Twitterings Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Eliot Splitz-Her Story: An Eliot Spitzer Porn Parody
ELIOT Spitzer is undown, literally.
But he is famous. He has his own porn film - at least one inspired by his antics. Eliot Splitz-Her:
Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Terrible TV Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ELIOT Spitzer and ablonde. Well, at least he like variety…
Posted: 27th, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
No Political Puritans At The Mayflower Hotel
WASHSINGTON’S Mayfair Hoyerl si famous for: Eliot Spitzer’s tryst with a hooker
President John F Kennedy summit with Angie Dickinson
Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, smoking a crack pipe
Members of the House of Representatives interviewing Monica Lewinsky
Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliots Spitzer Can Blame It On Stephen Byers’ Black Socks
“IT is also my client’s understanding from the same source that Gov Spitzer did not remove his mid-calf-length black socks during the sex act.”
Words attributed to one Roger Stone, billed in the Times as “a controversial Republican operative”, who alerted authorities four months before the Democratic governor was forced to step down in a sex scandal.
Says the paper: “He told the Miami Herald that he learnt about the governor’s behaviour from a high-end call girl at an adults-only club called Miami Velvet who confided in him that she was disappointed to have missed a chance to entertain Mr Spitzer. Instead, her friend met Mr Spitzer and noted that he kept his socks on, Mr Stone said.”
Readers should recall the name Stephen Byers, the married former transport secretary, who was revealed by one Barbara Cornish to have worn his black socks while in the act of a private consultation.
Can it be that before Mr Byers was exposed in a tabloid shag ‘n’ tell, Mr Spitzer was just a normal office guy in his novelty socks? On reading of Mt Byers’ sexual prowess, and considering the middle-aged man’s anodyne exterior, did Mr Spitzer place too much stock on those black socks, seeing them as the source of the Blarite’s sexual vigour; Samson’s hair in a nylon and viscose blend?
We can only wonder.
And recall to mind the old public school adage that you can always trust a man who tucks his vest into his Y-fronts – and leaves it tucked in until he returns home from chambers…
Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Broadsheets, Politicians Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer Gets Sex Addiction Therapy
ELIOT Spitzer: “So it is with disgraced Democrat Eliot Spitzer. He’s entered sex addiction therapy, just days after resigning over a sex scandal as governor of New York.”
Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has gone into therapy in the wake of the hooker scandal that swept him out of office, a Spitzer insider told The Post yesterday.
As part of the therapy, Spitzer will explore whether he has an addiction to sex, the source said.
Rehab. Politics really is showbiz for ugly pople…
Posted: 21st, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PLAYGIRL magazine has written to Eliot Spitzer: “Your political career is sadly over.
“Couldn’t you use a little rent money? Playgirl needs you naked, now.”
Politics is porn for ugly people…
Posted: 21st, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ELIOT Spitzer, the disgraced New York governor, has been given a free-sex-for-life pass by Nevada brothel, The Moonlite Bunny Ranch…
Posted: 18th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer, The Briton And The Waterbottle Scandal
WHEN Eliot Spitzer was exposed as a member of a prostitute club, Britons responded by issuing a collective gasp, shocked that the boy from the ET films had grown up to be an adulterous perv.
After much nodding and the shaking of heads, we read on and learned that this Eliot is not a former film star recovering after the groupie years. Further digging and Eliot Spitzer is revealed as a politico in New York.
The story might end there, a scratch on the political bedpost. But the Sun gives the news relevancy by introducing a Britisher into the fray.
Says the paper: “The hunt is on for a rich Brit revealed as Client 6 of the global vice ring that brought down New York’s governor.”
Client No.6. All good scandals need a codename – The Third Man, The Hand Of God, Watergate. Given the level of interest in this story, the time difference between the UK and New York, and the appearance of a randy Britisher, we’d like to name this the Waterbottle Scandal.
Posted: 15th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ashley Dupre, Ashley Youmans, Spitzer
YOUMANS TO TESTIFY AT GRAND JURY…
Eliot Spitzer’s Lawyers Worked at Office Handling Prostitution Case…
Youmans In Music Video by Rapper ‘Mysterious’…
Posted: 14th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer: We’ll Always Have Paris
RUTH Henderson, “a former booking agent for high-priced Manhattan call girls”, says of Eliot Spitzer:
Remember that scene from Casablanca, when Captain Renault declares that he is shocked, shocked to find gambling going on – just as the croupier hands him his winnings? I keep thinking of that scene when I read about all those politicians who are baying for Spitzer’s blood. Because I know, and they know, that almost all of them have been escort agency clients too. Show me a rich and powerful man between the ages of 35 and 60 who has never paid an escort for sex, and I will show you a man who is a very rare exception.
Barack Obama is how old..?
Posted: 13th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Finding Eliot Spitzer’s Women Easy As ABC
REPORTS ABC NEWS in the US: “A 22-year-old escort found on another call-girl Web site claimed to ABC News in a phone interview that Gov. Eliot Spitzer had been one of her customers two years ago when he was New York attorney general and that he was a nice guy who tipped well.”
Yes, they found the prostitute on a website. Do escort girls list their clients on websites? Trixie - For an appraisal of Trixie, contact Eliot Spitzer, Helmut Hertz and the guys on Solicitors.com.
And as for the “tipped well” comment, titter ye not…
Posted: 12th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer And Hillary Clinton
CHERYL on the Anorak forums: John, Hillary Clinton set the stage for ’standing behind your cheating man’ - that loving wife role she played when Bill got caught may just get her the Presidency of the United States.
It is on the news he may have spent close to $15,000, gather it was not a one night stand of entertainment and may have gone on for six months. If I were his wife I’m come close to killing him for giving $15,000 to another woman - you know what $15,000 can buy a wife? Mink coat, jewelry, trip to Europe …
On a serious note, it said in the papers he not only betrayed his wife but the public also. That in my eyes is a load of crap! Men have been men since time began…some cheat, some don’t. No ones business what goes on in a person’s private life as long as they are not using public funds to fund their indiscretions. There can be no worse punishment than to have to face the livid wife. I think he’ll resign, they are pushing real hard to get him out - that is the Republicans for you. They have had so many sex scandals in this Administration I’ve lost count of them all.
When I was at the store and picked up the paper, this man was standing at the counter, looked Arab, and asked me what I thought when he saw the headlines. I gave my usual no one’s business and I thought it was horrible the press thought it proper to make their money on printing that story and hurting his wife and family. He said “I don’t know what is wrong with your country, in most countries it is common for men of wealth and prestige and high positions to have women on the side.” I said welcome to America land of the moralistic hypocrites.
Posted: 12th, March 2008 | In: Twitterings Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer The Secret Libertarian
On Eliot Spitzer, via Tim:
Once again, we see that a vehement moralizer is secretly a libertarian, at least in regards to his own rights.
It’s always other people’s freedom that needs to be curtailed.
Posted: 12th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dinner With Matti Vanhanen, Tony Blair And Eliot Spitzer
DINNER With Matti Vanhanen, Tony Blair And Eliot Spitzer.
Matti Vanhanen, Finland’s prime miniter, is partial to:
Matti Vanhanen, 52, prime minister since 2003, has been enjoying a wave of support since the disclosure that he likes to take a sauna before sex and enjoys his favourite meal of beef and baked potatoes afterwards.
Eliot Spitzer prefers donuts:
The rendezvous that established Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s involvement with high-priced prostitutes occurred last month in one of Washington’s grandest hotels, but the criminal investigation that discovered the tryst began last year in a nondescript office building opposite a Dunkin’ Donuts on Long Island, according to law enforcement officials.
Tony Blair likes:
Bananas, Beck’s lager and pistachio nuts - maid who served Blair at Labour conference
Fresh fettucini garnished with an exotic sauce of olive oil, sun-dried tomatoes and capers - NSPCC Islington Cook Book
Fish and chips - Sedgefield Labour Party election leaflet
Indonesia’s Vice President Jusuf Kalla eats out:
“It’s alright to use it as a food seasoning,” VP Jusuf Kalla was quoted as saying by the Jakarta Post daily.
W. T. Mayhall, Jr., John Read, and Democrat Bobby Shows don’t lke watching fat people eat.
Sambhu Mandi, a minister in West bengal, sees food everywhere:
“If there is food scarcity … they will also survive on snakes, rats, toads”
Kevin Rudd and Gordon Brown are so full of themselves they can eat themselves all up.
Hot potatoes…
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Gordon Brown, Politicians Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
THOSE Eliot Spitzer jokes:
Letterman’s “Top 10 Spitzer Excuses.”
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer: Always The Ones You Least Expect
ELIOT Spitzer, in the Anorak Forums: “It’s depressing to acknowlege it, but the squeaky clean ones are either 1) not, and up to the all manner of no good that they publicly denounce or, b) worse, not up to no good but burning unsuitable books etc.
More
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Twitterings Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer: The Face That Launched A Thousand Quips
ELIOT Spitzer is the New York governor in the mire.
His is a story told in headlines: “Prostitute Admits Link to Eliot Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgrace”; and “New York Governor Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring.”
THE CARPET BAGGER: Eliot’s Mess — Spitzer scandal details emerge
EDITOR & PUBLISHER: The Emperor’s No Clothes: More Papers Jump on Spitzer Scandal
ROGER KIMBALL: “My own feeling is that there are so many reasons to dislike Eliot Spitzer that I would hate the issue of hypocrisy to obscure his many other, more heinous faults. In fact, I am not entirely sure Mr. Spitzer rises to the level of the genuine hypocrite.”
THE EXAMINER: “There is no honorable alternative to Spitzer’s resignation”
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Eliot Spitzer Prostitute Resigns
ELIOT Spitzer is in the mire. Says The Agitator (Source): I nominate the following for tomorrow’s NY Post headline: “Prostitute Admits Link to Eliot Spitzer; Resigns From Escort Service in Disgrace.”
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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