Golf Can Make You Deaf - Daily Mail headline of the year
Freedom For the Islamic Republic Of Southall, Sharia Capital Of Britain
Drawing a veil around Southall
Celebrity Big Brother: The Daily Blog
BIG Brother is the play for our times. All lines are as quoted by the players.
Day 5
LUCY Pinder is up for eviction from Celebrity Big Brother, and the Star is appalled and outraged:
“Celebrity Big Brother was in crisis last night after its two biggest audience-grabbers were put up for eviction.”
And so too is Ulrika Jonsson. The star sets them up and we hammer them in.
Elsewhere, Michelle Heaton told Tina she looked like Princess Fiona from Shrek. Fiona is green. Heaton is orange. The advantage is with Tina who can locate Heaton in the dark and deliver the full weight of her opinion.
Heaton looks like a crier. She is bound to sob her innocent and then affect a hissy fit. But will she run. Well, if her Ronseal coating hasn’t set, very possibly, yes…
Day 4
Coolio Is…Grandpa Simpson…
The Play
Terry: “I never even stole a record from a radio station”
Tommy: “Death stares down on every man, what you’ve got to do is stare right back”
Tina: “I’m hormonal, OCD, bi-polar, I’ve got it all”
Ulrika: “It’s a piece of world inside the real world”
Coolio: “I don’t like many women from LA, I just don’t like their attitude”
Terry: “Richard Boone always played the bad guy in Westerns”
Tina: “I don’t think we were entertaining either”
Verne: “I did a hairy monk on her boat race down her Gregory”
Coolio on Tommy: “He ranted off like he had practised it”
Terry: “I never watch myself on TV. You know why? You get that fucking self-loathing. I would worry”
News
IN Big Brother Bitch Fight, the Star brings news that Lucy Pinder is “too sexy for the show’s other babes”.
Who the other babes are remains to be discovered, but the Star does have a picture of walking satsuma Michelle Heaton in a bra and another of Ulrika Jonsson giving someone the finger, literally.
The better news is that Heaton has caught the eye of Verne Troyer, who has revealed, “I’d like to get to know Michelle a lot more.”
Heaton remain open to offers, as does LaToya Jackson, who, as the Mirror says, has forbidden cameras from filming her without make-up in the morning.
LaToya’s face is kept in a small cage by her bed. Her actual face is the size of a broad bean and must be bolstered with layer upon layer of wood glue before her public face can be successfully attached.
Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dickmann’s Chocolate For All Your Communion Needs
CHOCOLATE for all the ages. Dickmann’s.
Also available in Holy Communion fun size…
Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Money, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
FREE baldness this way…
Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jason Vipper Is The Mugshot Of The Year
HERE’S Jason Vibber after his arrest on suspicion of burglary.
Posted: 4th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Colton High School: Comited Too Educashun
TO COLTON High School - Comited to High Standards…
Posted: 3rd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JESUS says don’t drink the water - I’ve washed my feet in it:
Whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.”
Stick to wine…
Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Blagojevich’s Seat Is Half Price
CHICAGO Based LeatherCreations offers Blagojevich’s seat for sale - only better…
Posted: 30th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Vibrator And The ObamaGasm
THE Barack Obama vibrator and dildo will give you tremor up your leg - guaranteed 10bazillion% effective until inauguration day…
The sun glinted off his chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games - Eli Saslow, Washington Post
“I felt a shiver down the spine” - Bill Turnbull, BBC
Posted: 29th, December 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
